(review) Fast And Furious Crossroads is a Game Made in HELL MASSIVE RANT

Ever wondered what the worst game of 2020
would or could be like? Well I got one for
you, a very special kind of monstrosity, not
sure how this game even got published at all
but boy oh boy it sure is one hell of an abomination,
literal hot garbage. I sacrificed my soul
and well-being to give you this rant of a
review because I’m sick of these trashy
games coming out, they should either just
stop rushing games or just extend the development
time so you know you can bring out a proper
F*CKING Game. I have tried my very damn best
to stay as neutral as I could, to even try
to look past the absolute stinky controls
and the PS2 era of graphics, but I couldn’t,
the more I played it, the more angrier I got.
Before I even booted up this piece of sh*t
I had to install 50 GB onto my HDD, (What
did i do to deserve this kind of torture,
I cri evry nite) after that was finished it
was time to boot up this turd to see if it’s
as bad as gamers were letting on. Starting
off from the main menu screen, it looks very
generic, actually kind of reminded me of that

/> simple Marvel: Avengers game menu actually,
just a big old ‘click any button’ popping
into your face like you’re 80 years old,
even someone without glasses would know what
to do in this instance. And then the options
you have though, YES THE F*CKING OPTIONS ARE
ENDLESS *COUGH* All you get is *play alone*
or *Co-Op* don’t worry I did not ask my
friend to torture him through this hellish
ghoul of a game with me. Once I started the
prologue, I was all set to experience this
nightmare. Right off the bat I want to say
the game is NOT OPTIMIZED AT ALL, not for
PC at least, the controls are absolute sh*t
and you bump into every corner there is, to
crash your beloved car into. After 5 seconds
of driving you get this pop-up and the game
goes into slowmo so you could perform an action,
right? Right. So this game gives ZERO F*CKS
about PC users since it DOES NOT DISPLAY any
F*CKING KEYS in order to progress the ‘tutorial’.
You know what you get? Let me tell you, XBOX
controller layout, YES, press B to hit boost…
Lazy F*CKING Devs! I had to press EVERY damn
F*CKING button to find out that SPACEBAR boosts
my car, or just practically nitro obviously
but whatever, after that you’d think, ‘oh
you know what? Perhaps that was a slight hiccup,
sh*t happens’ Guess the F*CK what, it gets
even F*CKING WORSE! Every damn key is displayed
for the Xbox controller (gamepad), when you
go into the settings of the game and look
up the ‘controllers’ you only see the
Xbox CONTROLLER displayed, yet again ZERO
F*CKS were given towards PC users and this
also makes it one the LAZIEST sh*t ever made,
how hard is it to put in a keyboard overview?
How hard is it to implement it into your game
since it came out on PC. How lazy can devs
be to not even trying their best to give PC
users a proper experience? SHAME ON YOU DEVS!
The voice-acting is decent however there are
some scenes where the mouth and voices were
completely out of sync it almost looks like
a failed dub. And the cut-scenes are up-scaled
to 4K which makes it even more worse whenever
you see the scenes all play out. The game
has little to do with the ‘actual’ family
instead you’re controlling and following
new characters that have nothing to do with
Vin diesel his ‘family’. Not sure if there’s
going to be a tie in with the upcoming fast
movie but let’s f*cking hope not. There’s
one good thing I can mention of this stinky
sewer turd is the fact that it only lasts
for 4 hours, but what makes it worse is the
fact that you have to pay a premium price
of $60,- for this garbage and also a f*cking
SEASON PASS (OMFG LOOSIN MY SH*T). The ‘missions’
are a literal drive from point A to point
B and then it wants you to view a cut-scene
(WHICH IS UNSKIPPABLE), rinse and repeat until
the ending, I wish I was joking at this point.
The only ‘fun’ mission in those 4 hours
of gameplay is the literal last mission where
you chase a ROCKET, lmfao, yes a ROCKET, the
over-the-top stuff I know Fast and Furious
from. Vin Diesel’s Don character is literally
jumping on the rocket that was quite hilarious
to see at the very least. Also the games multiplayer
is dead as f*ck, at the time of writing this
review the all-time peak for this game was
21 users so I guess I am not the only one
who thinks this is absolute garbage. There
is nothing redeeming about this game I would
not even get it if they would offer me it
for free, that’s how bad it is. It’s a
true shame and I think it’s safe to say
that the budget went to Vin Diesel and other
cast members in order to voice their characters,
not sure if the end result would’ve been
better in terms of the game having a bigger
budget but there is a possibility that it
could have. Anyway stay the f*ck away from
this hot garbage, In case you want me to rate
this game I will give it a 1/10 and the reason
why I give it a 1/10 is because of the fact
that it cracked me up at times specifically
talking about the long damn jumps you make
randomly whilst playing it. it’s basically
you driving with the Moon’s gravity, once
your car bumps into a little hill, in case
you have a bit of momentum going on, you’ll
fly so far that you could visit E.T.’s home
if you’re lucky enough. That’s it for
me, in case you made it till the ending, much
appreciated, but for now I will catch you
on the flip flop. Bye.

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