NEW Glossier Ultralip Review + Lip Swatches for Every Shade

Ok, there’s a little teeny tiny spider hanging off of my camera right now.
He’s right there.
I don’t know what to do.
I’m just going to leave him there.
So, I bought all 9 of the Glossier Ultralip shades and I’m going to be showing you my opinion of each shade.
Let you know my opinion on the wearability, the color payoff, the formula, how it wears after you drink water, after you eat, and whether they are worth $18 a piece so let’s get started!
So, according to the Glossier website, the Ultralip is the “Cashmere Sweatpants” of lipstick.
And it has a very hydrating shine and color.
It says that it has the rich moisture of a balm, the sheen of a gloss, and the buildable color of a lip tint
without the hassle of layering multiple products.
It’s one tube, one step, one Ultralip.
I will be hydrating my lips with the Glossier bubble wrap
and will be coming a lot closer to the camera.
So, here is an uncomfortable close-up of my lip.
So, I’m going to be hydrating my lips with the Glossier bubblewrap.
Let that sink in.
A bit of ASMR there…
So, the first color is called “Trench”. It is a toffee brown.
Packaging looks like this, it is very glossier-esque, very classic of glossier
It doesn’t feel as flimsy as the generation G.
And, let’s just put it

on.