Tortilla Jo's | Vegan & non-vegan food review | Downtown Disney | Disneyland Resort | Anaheim, CA

hello everybody princess and the 
bear here we’re here at disney  
downtown disney we keep saying disney springs 
yeah we promised on disneyland but we didn’t  
promise no downtown disney so here we are 
tortilla joe’s dinner tonight so we’re gonna  
go see if we can get some tortillas be sure 
to tortilla tortilla tortilla tortilla tofia
we have some nice hot tortilla chips with 
some lovely what looks like fresh made salsa  
i’ll take a little scoop here it smells 
very cilantroy it’s not bad oh oh goodness  
that’s got a kick to it i would say it’s like a 5 
out of 10 on the heat scale yeah spicy but good um  
three out of five tomatoes these chips are 
a win though yeah you have to appreciate a  
restaurant that is quick on the draw with 
the salsa and chips especially when you’re  
sitting here for five minutes like me trying 
to figure out what you’re gonna eat for the day
i can see the heat that princess is talking about  
she’s not wrong it’s a four and a half five out 
of ten but i like to get crisp chips fresh salsa  
doesn’t taste like a store-bought bottled mess 
i’m impressed three and a half out of five pasta  
guacamole now it is a table side guac but 
obviously in the current padme amidala it is not
smooth chunky salty not the best wok i’ve ever 
had but it’ll do i like the tomatoes in it  
i will

give it three out of five avocados
i feel like this is life speaking to us but this
time versus about pests and mortar i don’t know
why we don’t have one at home yet i know i have
like eight in the cart in amazon right now so
i think it’s fine so send me your guac recipes
as for this i love like the little shaping and
plating of it just like green and tomatoes on top
nice and thick a little bit of chunks just how i
like it i’ve gotten guacamole i feel bad that we
can’t see him make a table side but hopefully
we back to normal soon four out of five plus
i was gonna get a margarita flight but then i saw
mezcal on the menu and of course i had to get it
oh yeah this mezcal is nice and smoky this
is a beautiful margarita if it has some wild
berry we’d be right back at the black
magic this is a win i’m gonna give this
three and a half out of five tequilas cheers
drink some mezcal and they’re
becoming a staple in our house
we literally do not go without
mezcal on any of the day anymore
smells like bonfire in a cup it definitely
kicks like the black magic but there’s
something on which we have the margarita
epcot because i like i would love to have
more mascaras having to go inside pyramid but
this thing is tasty this is maybe some like uh
carnitas it’s gonna be amazing four and a half
out of five cloves this almost makes my list
i swear bear is trolling me with
this pineapple cilantro margarita
light on the pineapple light on the
cilantro mini on the kick why is this spicy
why is it spicy two out of five
pineapples this is not my jam
no pineapple and cilantro is not my
first choice for a margarita mixer but
i’m never gonna say no to alcohol and
pineapple all these glasses though
oh yes pineapple chunks chocolate there’s
a hint of spice like a one out of ten
i have no idea where it comes
from but i’m not mad at it
one problem is that the chunks of pineapple
get stuck on this absolutely miniature straw
that’s kind of a mess but the drink itself
is pretty good three out of five plus
so we got the vegetarian burrito with
house made quinoa meatballs i’m curious about
that first things first i’m going to defile
this burrito by cutting it in half so you
can see what it looks like on the inside
oh i guess i’m not that just looks
like straight beans and nothing else
all right well i guess i didn’t cut it all
the way through but i commit to my mistakes
legit this just looks like i’m eating a pile of
beans and nothing else but there’s supposed to be
other stuff in here so let’s hope it’s not just
straight like it’s not it is steaming okay well
that bite was all beans the beans are good
though i like them nice refried black beans
delicious i’m gonna give this burrito even though
well let me try and get some quinoa up in
here okay here’s a quinoa meatball right here
let’s just go ahead and try that filling
even though it’s covered in black beans
that’s really good it’s got like a nice
smoky taste to it i’m gonna give this burrito
four out of five black beans
because it’s all black beans
and then this weird rice is green
with i don’t know what this is
chili’s oh whoa oh my gosh it’s spicy oh it’s
spicy the rice is probably a seven out of ten
on the heat scale if i ate one of these peppers
i’d say it’s probably gonna be like an eight with
the burrito and the rice together it might be like
a nice like uh savory spicy combo overall i think
i’m going to give this dish three out of five
mexican flags this is one massive vegan burrito uh
the dense population of beans in here worries me
because this thing is huge and it seems to be like
75 percent being switches i mean
if you like beans that’s one thing
there’s something to over inflate the size of
doritos you know extra but let’s dig in here
definitely smells amazing the sauce on top
all nice and wet tomatoes on the side even
no idea what i got the fork here because
there’s so many beans let’s see what we have
i do love my food inside of molten lava
there are some things they can taste in quinoa
the peppers the tomatoes just heavy on the beans
though like it almost overpowers everything
else that’s in it other than the sauce from
the top appreciate them trying to make it empty
but i think it was a step too far with the means
two out of five claws for me that’s for
this rice this stuff looks dangerous
let me just chop a little bit of
that huh a little bit more bite-sized
there we go
it looks more like noodles and rice than like rice
okay there’s lots of flavor in
the pepper but again it’s um
it’s pretty spicy as far as spice goes you know
for me a spice head i would give that four or ten
for our normal person this is probably gonna
be a little bit too spicy it must be but it’s
got a nice flavor to it just tone down the
heat a little bit so you can actually taste
the flavor and less of the heat it might be a
little bit better overall i’m giving this plate
a two out of five claws honestly even
though i love spice i would not open this
i got their fajitas they traced so three different
types of fajitas all one plate in this wonderfully
sizzling skillet brought out hot of course so we
have shrimp medium rare steak as it’s supposed
to be and then a little bit of chicken over
here got a little bed of onions and peppers
and because i’m special i asked
for both corn and flour tortillas
let’s just go ahead and load
it up here because of the name
i’m just going to do all three and one fajita
a little bit of steak a little bit of chicken
let’s get a little bit of the onions in here
not too many because you guys know how i
am i’m doing shrimp i’m not going to bother taking
the tail off and then over here we have our side
of beans rice and sour cream so i’m gonna get
a little bit of that in there as i spilled this
cheated cheese all over the place
and then peas and mexican rice is that a thing
i don’t usually put peas on
mexicans but that’s the thing
it’s definitely filled to the brim
cheers
the chicken is wonderfully seasoned
the beef is perfect the steak
well seasoned medium rare all the way through
and then the shrimp has nice seasoning on top
not dried out nice and juicy because you
can’t decide what you want to eat like me
this is definitely i think the way to go it’s
completely useless it’s on their specialties menu
this is a four out of five claws i wish
there was less peppers and onions in here
definitely less onions because there’s far more
onions than anything else from the skillet but
i definitely still think that
it’s worth the price admission
so we have their carnitas tacos which looks
like pork tacos which look wonderfully
seasoned with some cilantro everything else
guacamole in there a little bit of onion
i love the flavor
like a slightly sweet but very savory pork goes
down very easy i could have got these three
and a half out of five plus all right so now we
have the flour tortilla go ahead and load her up
which one benefit i give to flower tortillas
is the room now it’s a little bit more roomy
and easily to fold in the corn tortillas
chicken again holding a fine tortilla
same bursts of flavor i definitely think for me
flowers here is the way to go but i wonder what
you guys think do you go flower do you kill
corn tortilla overall i’m giving this a 4 5
had to get a flight i got pomegranate
blood orange and strawberry i think
this is pomegranate this is blood orange
and this is strawberry but let’s find out
i think this is a sugar room too
oh yeah this is pomegranate and it
tastes almost like vitamin water
not really like a margarita i would
give this two out of five pomegranates
i was a little worried about the princess
in his flight but seeing in the size of them
not so terrible cute little things
it’s like a margarita shooter for me
before i even get to the margin itself the
problem is the syrup it is very very syrupy
and not in a good like and this is the back off
the serve or like diluted because it’s just too
too artificial pomegranate to two out
of five is definitely the blood orange
and the only one with a straw so i suppose i’m
supposed to play musical straws with my drinks
this is tart but like not an artificial
orange so i actually like this one
i’ll give this one three out of five oranges
as for the blood orange okay this
is more manageable because the blood
orange a little bit more light sort
of tastes like tea to go through it um
i’m usually on the fence about
orange but i kind of like this one
three and a half out of five claws
and then this one’s a strawberry
i love strawberry i don’t like the strawberry this
was a two out of five strawberry let me stir it
no that doesn’t help it at all no
this is the first strawberry margarita
fail that i think i’ve ever had in my life
you might as well just drink strawberry syrup
strawberry is one out of five strawberries
the strawberry one looks like
a good juice box watercolor
and less like strawberry but uh don’t don’t let
it be said that i didn’t at least give it a chance
no sir i don’t like it one of the five blocks
the blood orange is the winner on this flank
the fact that you can pick all of your own
flavors is really cool so i’ll give the flight
a four out of five tequilas even though
i’m not a huge fan of the tequilas
i like the flight the whole thing itself
is getting two out of five calls for me
this is what i had to order remind you there
are some other choices be a no for me bear
in his freaking spicy cucumber margaritas every
time every time but i will steal all this tahin
yeah i did that
it almost tastes like cucumber
water with like some spice to it
two out of five tequilas not my jam
so i got the spicy mamacita margarita i don’t know
why they call it that but it’s basically a spicy
cucumber margarita uh with the tahini
rim give you the option to eat or salt
of course i want the team it’s definitely got some
huge cucumber pieces in it it smells
like cucumber let’s see how it tastes
okay
it’s got a nice deep flavor i would say that
it’s less spicy than the pineapple margarita
but the tahini with the cucumber gives it a
nice like cooling margarita sort of flavor
i would say if you don’t like cubicle margaritas
definitely skip this one but i could definitely
drink this if it was like a hot day outside three
and a half out of five plus was so delicious
service was great the drinks were all right they
didn’t miss the drink some of the drinks are good
i would say we’re going to come and get margaritas
get the special marble food it’s not the basement
i’ll agree the special margaritas are definitely
a lot better i definitely loved my portion
your portion needed some more tweaking of the
ratios would improve that dish a lot but those
quinoa meatballs were like off the chain i
would recommend the burrito even though it
was very beany so i want to know what do you
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