MONSTER HOUSE (2006) MOVIE REACTION!! FIRST TIME WATCHING! Full Movie Review | Halloween

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spooky child Wonder oh my God I’m ex extra excited now that that logo not know amlin was involved with this hey hey hey baby cool title I love that o intriguing opening thought summertime uh bye- bye Leaf oh whoa cool camera moves there’s like only in animation can you do a great tracking shot track shot of a Lea so great waa I hope the next 90 minutes we’re just following this Leaf this is Terror before we F me this morning I love how the color palette does feel Halloweeny yeah oh my God yeah I was

like I hope it ends soon but also she’s adorable get up Leaf get up I think I feel so much danger about a leaf that must be the monster house it looks so spooky I’ve never seen this type of animation before like the way that she looks looks like almost like a mixture of a video game and something else to me wa what my Lord It’s actually kind of creepy get out of here my TR yeah what mean old old man what a meanie old man man whoa who the C these camera Jitters are something

else yeah this is shot very cinematically for an animation like whoa Cool October 30th another tricycle I’m coming what another tricycle it’s almost like a rear window situation mom he did it again he took another tricycle you cannot stay up in your room all day staring at an old man through a telescope I’m serious I’m a man his voice sounds funny creek lady she’s a brilliant actress and I forget her name right now Elizabeth will be here in a few hours if anything happens call the police and hide your closet know see you tomorrow now

oh my God child murder it’s hard to see with the mask on then why don’t you keep it off chowder tell him you love him dear please he knows that son you love I don’t want to tell him love love you son he knows I don’t want to tell him I love oh my God a cheer up it’s almost Halloween in one day in 3 hours it’s candy time I wonder if this takes place in an earlier era it seems like the the babysitter will be here in 3 hours yeah I don’t think I’m going

trick-or-treating this year okay what I’m getting too grown up oh my God it’s time for an in your face disgrace oh yeah where’s my ball there’s something so disorienting about the camera work he’s going to take it is there a blend of map with this see that’s why I was like this and the way how smooth it is your B just landed on NE Cracker’s lawn it doesn’t exist anymore I paid $28 for that ball that is expensive asked my mom for a126 times never worked that hard in my life that is so funny oh

man the fear of getting the ball from the neighbor’s yard God I’ve once had to hop a backyard before why is he always he’s just right always right there and ready oh property damage dang he’s a strong old man oh my God what just terrorize my Lord not a playground for children got it from now on this is my house you just stay away from oh no oh you didn’t die let him die do it mofy what this child witness the horrors of death as he looks in his eyes oh gnarly shot the boldness on

this animated movie did he just die on top him him yes bold move I respect it wow maybe he was protecting maybe he was keeping something like guarded in here oh and he’s actually not a bad guy after all yeah he kind of reminds me of the Home Alone guy and then you realize the long guy is actually nice Yeah Joe peshi was all right in the end not that one the neighbor dummy what is he not dead what’s going on he’s not dead might have been too Bleak if they killed an old guy within

dying on top of the little boy as who watch the soul leave him it is called monster house though respect though man a golden key all right attached to that house oh oh there’s some there’s a power with the house it eats things it’s some kind of monster house he shed it he sh it cool all right so maybe the old guy was really just trying to protect the kids so they wouldn’t get eaten by the monster house I’m a murderer no you’re not the cracking of the glass is symbolic too for the boy it’s

z z now listen up I’m not your mother I’m not your friend don’t talk to me like I’m a baby okay this is her first time babysitting I don’t even need you here oh Elizabeth DJ why you break that but I didn’t yeah let me ask you something who are they going to believe go to your room she’s harsh I mean this in a really complimentary way I feel like I’m watching someone’s like like someone learn how to animate and put it together themselves like this their artistic Vision come to life in a way there’s

something that feels like really intimate about the way it’s all drawn and kept together like the Tim buron of old when you’re stepping into strange person’s Dark Fantasy mind what hell yeah let’s go okay all right oh great changing down that is awesome what how horrific yo this movie’s committed what it’s coming for your soul that’s awesome like it’s night marish expression it at the same time I really thought I thought it was just going to be like a cute little animated movie and it’s like this is way better way denser than that yeah very

funny see how you like it star 69 yeah call them back this is Satan is it coming from inside the house or across the street that’s a loud phone if it’s across the street street right they need to soundproof those walls this is the80s they don’t know how to do that so when your neighbor’s phone rings you can hear it happy Halloween doofus the Z boyfriend look at his face that’s funny oh my God I think that guy looks terrifying who’s this this is Bones what’s up I think she is Skull and he’s bones no

no no this is different listen uh wow you called The Neighbors he died now I’m getting phone calls from his house a phone call from Beyond the Grave that sounds cool give her back oh her you mind e yeah I think she’s having trouble breathing she might have something in her throat all right I’ll look into it okay oh dud I can’t wait you a jerk I hope he dies by Monster House immediately you are so funny oh my God she sucks too if she thinks that’s funny I know I hope they die terrible death

girl get a personality why would this old man and be there for such an entity chck where are your parents my dad’s at the pharmacy and my mom’s at the movies with her personal trainer that’s so funny this movie is very funny I love the writing of this it’s like it’s kind of like comedy in this it’s not a Kids film it’s oh no gosh Maybe neor cracker really did die the guy is evil no he’s just a crotchety old dude oh and they know of him when I was 10 years old I had a

kite one day it crashed down I followed the string across the street right at the edge of his lawn uhhuh did he take your kite yeah he takes whatever lands on his lawn said I saw him talking to his house and kissing it what besides the house is alive so he like loved his own house he at her stop it wow there’s like so much lore here I’m ready to unpack that me get out the hell just happened what it escalated right then and not when he tore the insides of the bunny out did he

try to go for it he I mean he must have tickled her a little too hard throw it on the lawn they do a good job at keeping this house is like domineering presence in this whole neighborhood yeah the like the low angle shot of like making the house just look so huge watch it be swallowed great reflection shot that’s awesome you really are dead aren’t you there’s a lot of like um inanimate items that are feel alive here you’re a your kite and it’s so neon and lit up oh I’m itching for them to

go explore the house never crackers haunting me all right his blood is on my hands and now he’s coming back for Revenge you’re really crazy right now have you noticed that I think you’re just freaking out because he killed a guy today is this how they handled someone’s someone dying psychology when in the’80s when you were like 30 yeah you’re just like somebody died move on like give it an hour and just you know on I’ll go dingdong ditch the house and you’ll see no ghost stop please I’m serious come back come back here super

knows that a toy with him crawling on the grass nom nom nom M feel like the neighborhood would be kind of gathered talking about this event I thought the same thing about DJ’s parents and they just were like oh yeah he likes a spy in the weird house all right buddy ditch dang dong ditch wow wa oh my God W that’s that looks awesome Don’t Look Back damn that crazy that’s great so you can hear a phone ring but no one could hear children screaming their heads off in this neighborhood or the growl of an

entire home maybe the parents you work for left you $40 in emergency money maybe they left me 30 I read a receipt for 30 and you pocket 10 I want two extra bags of peanut clusters one bag this babysitter looks so much older like she looks like she’s like late 20s yeah I mean she has to be right I mean she’s listening to skull and bones and dating a guy who looks like he’s 40 I know usually the babysitters in these movies are like yeah I brought you some chocolate chocolate cover blown yeah like they

cut into different shot they’re they do good like long tracking shots but then the editing back and forth to tell the story in this room is like there’s a lot going on yeah and there’s like the way they deal with like where to like we the shots like where to place the camera the perspectives yeah have you two um seen bones I don’t know what to tell you your boyfriend has most likely been eaten alive you said that with the smile on his face love at first sight hello what is it oh nothing let me

see I’ve never used the telescope or binoculars to spy on a girl before go don’t go any further come here are you guys mentally challenged can’t you hear that lady yeah come on now give it all your chocolate and run away oh boy oh whoa who how creative that’s a fun little ride I got her I got hello please tell me she saw that she had to have seen something I doubt it does it only reveal itself to like isolated adults and or children I guess only reveals itself when it can capture you the house

they’re trying to eat us all right stop explaining I’ve had a where you going I’m going to see what’s happening with that stupid House of yours what is your problem I love that sh it’s like just they do like little subtle things with the house to show it’s always watching I’m going to find bones all right hey you have fun okay don’t worry about us we’ll be fine hi I’m JD DJ it’s almost like they choose to say like if we’re going to shoot this shot even if it’s 5 Seconds it better be interesting yeah

well there’s there’s also something that feels semi vois about the way it’s done like there’s always someone the point of view is always outside like through the car looking at them was cool Charles to the ladies um Jenny Bennett there’s a great taco stand near there I hate Mexican food me too wow that’s racist other people make tacos too normally I don’t spend time with guys like you but a house to eat me so first it was the Mexican food comment now the like you comment yeah girl where do you come from a puppy please

don’t eat the dog if the house eats the dog I going to be so upset oh God you just made an no no it’s a doggy I think it’s time to call the police why yeah well I guess I guess cuz it ate a dog with the rug that shot out of its um door mouth oh there go that’s a great that’s awesome that’s so funny this house is the devil it’s going to be a blood bath we have reason to believe that there is a dangerous creature inside that house it may have killed a

man and a dog call him a backup we don’t have backup it’s just Judy at the station this is no situation it’s just a couple tater tots hopped up on too many pixie sticks is that Kevin James haer tots yes time’s up Peewee it’s Halloween and believe it or not we got things to do take something that they have but if things get out of hand throw it towards the house that’s lo I like how the house actually has a clever mischievous personality it’s cunning the three time TR State over 14 Thou Art dead de

Champion his name is Reginald scholinski but they call him skull there is a stranger things Vibes to it yeah which stranger things was very Amin with man-made structures becoming possessed by a human soul so that the spe becomes merged with wooden brick rare form of monster domis but how did he how did he occupy the house though he seemed like he had a real relationship with it You’ got to strike at the source of Life the heart maybe the old guy just lived there before became a Monster House the furnace is the heart if we

want to put out the fire we fill the dummy with a few gallons of cold medicine feed the dummy to the house house eats the medicine house goes to sleep we get in there dous the fire and get out I don’t want to steal drugs from my father I don’t want to go inside a monster and I don’t want to die I say it’s worth a shot yes I agree let’s do it why are they so determined to kill this thing though I feel like there’s a version where you can easily get more people in

on this but they are so intive why is her determination there maybe because they saved her and what else has she got to do she’s selling chocolate bars out of a wagon man I could go for some chocolate I haven’t really eaten today I’m so hungry me too we I never get snacks here oh well just tell me I’ll give you some snacks snacks oh yeah that’s what I was going to say I was like you guys need to have like like uh you know put on a disguise so the house doesn’t know your kids

but it can see though kind of but I’m like it’s got eyes that’s what I like about it like the house is like a SP it’ll just know right that there’s kids in the trash can but then again maybe not but I think they establish that like its eyes are open when the blinds are open right so right now it’s closed sleep may not know yet hting on a vacuum smart Okay so yeah they have to wait get out oh great shot nice God Chow hide better behind the trash can W cool I think I’m

going to go as trash can guy I mean vacuum cleaner guys for Halloween it’s a great costume I love that way it rolls it out like a tongue well no uh all right kids out of the trash cans let’s go drop your weapons huhuh pass them to me come on I will shoot you I will shoot you you guys are going to jail but officer you’ve got to believe us we we are super casts yeah that’s why I live in a condo is there really a reason to arrest like you mean no I’m like what

for a vacuum putting a vacuum cleaner prop in front of a house sounds like the dangerous creature I’m going to go check it out how are they going to get out of that back seat once these cops are eating by the house red spooky creature I’m going fly what you doing that is a oh WAOW going to go get backup I thought there was no backup I’m getting Judy I’m getting Judy but what does it do to you when you go when it swallows you I don’t know I mean does it go into the fireplace

and that’s why it’s like the chimneys going off do they get immediately um cremated uh-oh climb out the back come on oh you’re getting br inside finally we get to see what’s up in there what if it’s just a misunderstood so that is so cool looking guys come on let’s go oh my God you can get a splinter in here yeah I mean oh finally if we find the heart we put out the fire maybe we should examine our other options we wait here and do nothing until it wakes up and eats us find the

heart put out the fire got it so this house just only wakes up to eat then goes back to sleep I guess so I’m not a lazy house like damn that is the dream wake up to eat W to eat go back to sleep gosh did you ever see a wife people used to say he had one don’t be judgmental but he fattened her up I mean it’s just straight up spooky maybe she’s the house there right there shoot him I think you got to go down there yeah just jump down there and see what’s

up oh oh it’s like a gel it’s a gel now oh my God it is very inventive with how he uses like all the household tools all the elements all the things inside the house light if those are the teeth and that’s the tongue then that must be the uula the what the little thing that hangs in the back of your throat it’s a girl house it stimulates the gag reflex everyone has a uula oh dude this is way too mature this is an animated movie for adults I really do love his commitment to its

horror aesthetic but I am so craving peanut butter right and quietly don’t touch anything stay together no no where did he go where did he go through the floor oh I’ll save you oh it’s everything it’s ever devoured oh this just got so much more horror movie than I ever expected knock oh no it’s a bunch of toys down there yeah it kind of plays on that whole thing of like when you lose something in the neighbor’s yard but yeah yeah and you can never get it back yeah I think you guys should have a

look at this constant the giant T that’s what he turned his wife into uh I mean you fattened her up that’s what the key locks the key come on DJ we don’t have time for this yeah we’ve got to find a way out of here I mean they gave you the key for a reason uh yeah I mean you have a golden key you got to use the lock also I would assume that the heart belongs behind the heart lock y’all not so smart for precocious kids oh my God is that a dead late there

she is he really did eat her is she still like alive buried cement oh what they they pour cement over her what I don’t know is it I always knew you were hiding something Mr never cracker dude you got to stop falling onto these bodies oh that that’s not that is not some sturdy cement that was like what it’s the away oh she’s actually quite skinny underneath all that yeah it’s really cool how they make like the pipes feel like the inside of organs and stuff everything in this house feels like it’s living yeah there’s

like an anatomy to it dude why are you so stupid you we already learned this earlier why are you so stupid what is he doing why killer slinkies did he just yell killer slinkies yikes yikes whoa oh okay so it is intentional I couldn’t tell it first uh whoa chatter you yeah come on and this feels like alien sci-fi with that light yeah it also feels like a cool video game that you would play where you’re like choose your adventure and what are you going to who oh it’s pushing you out you out cuz y’all

are kids but where are the other people then I mean maybe it needed to be unlocked it needed the help another great idea DJ I don’t see you coming up with any big Ideas oh yeah yeah and also he just saved your life I’m going home to make a pretzel sandwich how can you be hungry you make a pretzel sandwich I’m going home I suck jeez oh at least it’s an ambulance what this just got spooky who is this what is it oh my God he lives he stole an ambulance he’s not a ghost he’s

not dead I’m not a murderer he’s still in his Hospital gun yep don’t you know what day this is is that Steve Bushi yeah I’m just hearing it now running out of time running out of time honey I’m home maybe his soul did get her soul did get dispersed amongst the house in the house it had to because he buried her ruffled down there your windows are cracked but he he unlocked it though they unlocked it the house is her Mr NE cracker I know about Constance this is what what this seriously ominous you didn’t

kill her did you I love her so much Golem oh you just wanted her to live forever that’s twist of fate right here yeah okay oh that’s mean that’s sad oh that’s really sad this is not a kids movie it’s the same cage I take you away from here would you like that oh now great silhouette shot feels like a classic movie all right damn how long they how long there’s like no Community here at all right now it’s not much I know but just they were the first ones oh that is excellent that is

excellent get away from my house oh watching the history and development of all this those criminals are attacking our house now now they’re they’re just kids it’s Halloween no no no it’s my house and they’re hurting me poor woman I will never let anyone hurt you oh go you she really is like being terrorized I know no oh there she goes in that’s the oh how tragic so I finished the house she would have wanted that she died but she didn’t leave her soul is truly tethered that’s why she hates the kids yeah that night

that one night of every PTSD yeah there is a tragedy to this I had to hey why do they keep singling out just this house cuz it looks spooky she attacks anyone who comes near I I’m I’m coming dear who oh this poor old guy I know that you’ve been protecting us all these years but now it’s our turn to protect you let her go yeah like you’ve lived there long enough buddy I’ll have no one that’s not true oh now you’re taking away her love wa she does not like it she does not like

it she can get up and oh my God it’s going to move around no way it’s a fullon monster movie now oh she is pissed yeah other people have to believe you now where’s the rest of the neighborhood yeah why is anyone running out being like why is this house walking around on the street maybe just try to communicate to it I’ll be all right and be like hey we’re not we it’s okay Constance is it killing the humans I don’t that’s the confusing part is I don’t know where all the rest of the people

went wow uh who threw that hey h that’s domestic violence nice sweet you’ve been a bad girl haven’t you you’ve Hur people a man the way they’ve managed to make it so expression it with the whole House’s emotions and I have to make things ow oh he’s going to blow her up I’ve always done what’s best for you haven’t I this be the right thing to do oh oh no oh no she’s going to eat you leave alone get your grubby branes off the old man clever this actually came back around that’s clever that’s really

clever oh wow oh take this what you have to help me please where’s the rest of the people that keeps it is kind of distracting me that there’s no one else joining them to be like what’s going on going oh my God chimney leads to the heart that’s easy just get on top of the chimney you can do it no problem fantastic TJ get rid of that thing oh there you go you drop it from the crane into the chimney right I need you to get the House Down Under that crane piece of cake I

mean easier said than done oh my God it is crumbling apart I think you did it chowder now you still got to destroy the heart it has the capability of reassembling yay yes look at me ah here she goes again oh that was your opportunity to go into the chimney flat ground she’s a strong woman yeah you got to use the crane come on wa it’s taking a new shape look cooler now she looks like the shape of waterf fish now you ain’t nothing you’re a shack you’re an out house you teller chowder uh-oh Whoa

man this could have been so much easier if he just went up to that chimney I can’t yes you can she did it oh my God she made the move first yeah sorry the music does a really good job of making this feel like a big huge Adventure it seems spooky but I also like have a feeling they’re all going to be okay yeah crazy could cough me that that’s perfect prove your necessity for being in this movie oh it’s like the leaf stop woo W that’s awesome this neighborhood cool is this sucks they must

have the best sleep cycles or or like they’re always inside they all have they all wasted and asleep air plugs and sleeping masks yep they just got the whole shebang down they got sound waves going on in the background oh the ghost the ghost man how are you still alive I’m sorry Mr neor cracker about your house and your wife yeah where’s he going to live now are your housewife housewife we have been trapped for 45 years I thought it’s longer we’re free thank you friend we’re free she’s like would you like to buy some

cookies cuz I’d like to make some money off of you yeah see she lives there whole neighborhood of Clueless dumb asses oh now they come out now they hear it trick treat we’re going to need a tricycle one tricycle coming up that’s cute there’s my mom how is her mom not like what happened to you she normally wouldn’t hang out with boys like them but I think you will now see you of course she will she kissed him on the lips on top of a crane that’s a life moment you never forget a I love

trick-or-treating me too they should do like a trick-or-treating for adults I’m just going to go anyway what oh he’s back oh so she didn’t eat them anyone see my kite wow what are okay wow she doesn’t e them she just swallows them keeps them down there with the toy what a strange Dan Harmon inter from Rick and morte dang man wow I I did like this movie a lot I thought that like all of the tracking shots the way that it’s shot cinematically where they’re using like but they used so many moves of like it’s

a crane it’s a crane shot there’s a dolly shot they use a lot of tracking shots oh shut up who is it oh everyone’s coming back oh Nick Cannon he must be that black guy oh Maggie gillin that’s her voice God it was so hard she was the babysitter oh John he right what do you say shit’s creek lady’s name I need to know it now inspect some candy huha God bless her she’s a genius all right where’s the car and that is how I slayed that Mystical Dragon oh yeah no way video game guys

getting the girl not so fast bones yeah times have changed the sk’s not like you he gives me the respect I deserve and makes time for me it’s been it’s been a couple hours yeah she moves quick oh the dog lives go back to Ping oh cute adorable anyway what were you saying that you thought God nobody cares so many camera moves in this movie there’s like a tracking shots a dolly shot a crane shot and then like hand moves and ins and outs and I I do like that the way that they shot this

movie or decided to edit it was like every shot was like camera’s going to roll up here and it’s going to go up here and we’re going to pull Focus from here and there it was very uh I would just say creative it’s not like they stuck to one certain style like you’re like you look at Wes Anderson you know what you’re going to get there with this movie you’re like I don’t know how they shot it they just shot it with a bunch of different camera angles and moves and it kept it interesting cuz

you kind of never knew what you were going to what you were going to get there and I guess in animation not I guess in animation it’s obviously a lot easier to get very cool shots without having to set up and set up all these people and um I like that and I also like that the music didn’t give me anxiety when it was supposed to be spooky that it made it feel more adventurous and that uh I I like that it kind of it had a tone of like it’s going to get spooky and

scary but everyone’s going to be okay and I like that um I liked it I thought I thought it was fun yeah it’s a fun movie what did you think break it down it’s been long long days hasn’t it yeah yeah yeah it’s been long but uh I I liked it a lot that I do have my I do have my criticisms I only on the table I say that to keep you reeled in let him he like okay oh what a way to hook us I’m going to hear what GRE say it’s good first

but I’m going to stick around because he’s teased us with there’s probably some things that he thought could have been better or perhaps didn’t like I want to I want to hear that what are they and then I guess I’ll share M I’ll share them later share them later you share the positives first but you reel them in by by teasing them you got some things we’ll share our criticism after by way for listen this on Apple or Spotify would just watch monster house which is a film produced by Steven Spielberg and Robert zus and

I got that Vibe uh big time because there you know zus has done you know like the Polar Express and Beowolf and the Christmas carol one with Jim Carrey there’s like a lot of those animated movies that that incorporated map yes that’s what it looks like the Christmas carol animation like an Adventures of tin t yeah so I was yeah that was bugging me like the look of the animation I was like I’ve seen this maybe only a few times and I’m like it now I know yeah it had like that that that combined mixture

of something that you might have seen from like those Tim buron like likeo production company mixed with that zca style yeah um and of course with like the the amlin classic you know perilous kid horror touch but uh also with that sense of wonder in its horror that I really liked the camera work yeah I mean that was probably the main thing we were talking about was absolutely excellent here it constantly felt like there was a presence with them something watching them like the camera felt like there was there was a personality to it that

at times you you would get the impression that there’s there there is a spirit watching them at all times uh I thought it was excellent but but yeah just amazing tracking shots and I would say the same thing for for the works of like EV a Tintin and and uh polar express the same time my criticisms are kind of what I would feel with those movies as well but before I go there some more positive wow um it’s called monster house and I really loved the tragic tale love the title yeah I really love the

title we fill each other’s sentences that way we always finish them I really love the title and it the monster house really was that kind of classic tragic tale you know when you think about like the universal Monsters of like Frankenstein or creature of the Black Lagoon there was always a tragic element to them and that that made them more human and relatable and you got that sense early on that maybe this old guy is really not such a bad guy that there’s something else underneath the surface and sure enough um I Lov the tragic

tale that it it struck like I out of anything it emotionally desire like wanted me to connect to granted it comes late into the film it was was successful yeah yeah right it was that out of anything to truly connect to on an emotional level sad it was sad I cared and um like the Arc of what’s his name Nebuchadnezzar was the old man nebar that old man old man was call him old man he’s old guy in here um the old guy I thought was a really touching story that had that like gal de

toro horror fantasy quality about it that I really loved and like we were saying during the reaction the Monster House itself just like I thought I thought the the the way they would you would slowly get to know it like okay is just a haunted house no it’s not or it seems like there’s a personality to it oh there’s an actual Anatomy to it like they they they let it be revealed over time your understanding of what this house what was going on and then when you go into the house it is like you’re stepping

inside of a body you know yeah and I thought so I thought that was really great like it can’t really see inside so it has to like feel around right like the way you would feel with your own body um yeah I thought I thought that was all excellent I feel like the way that they set her up what was her name again Clarice Oh I thought you were just going to say right now I was like why don’t I know Cassandra candra C Clarence listen Clarence when CL when we saw Clarence okay and she’s

at the circus and then it gives her like that PTSD of obviously why she’s hating kids I really like that we got to the explanation of it set up the character so much but it’s like the the subtext a little bit of it is like the letting go of of like your past and certain things that you may be so connected to whether it’s someone who has died and you can’t I mean that’s like a I know a larger way more adult like metaphor that we’re dealing with but we did deal deal with that here

of like it he needed the help which of of others to help him get out of it and help to to let go of her so that he could freely live um except it made it really hard for him you can’t really let anybody get that close because you know you’re your wife who’s dead in the cement downstairs is going to eat him um so tough struggle is real but it’s funny that she was eating all these kids toys and eating mostly kids who came around and knowing to shut up around adults and cops but

it was the kids who actually saved him and Let Her Go Let Her Spirit go and you know her spirit was kind of happy because she was dancing with him and then disappeared and I’m like that was through the help of the children they weren’t all bad yeah and I coun of those syllables on my fingers I don’t know why it’s been it’s been a long day and I like to that it is actually commits to its spookiness it commits to its frightening qualities like this really I would categorize like a kid’s horror movie and

you don’t really see that you know I just watched the Goosebumps movie for Jack Black and that doesn’t even strike it does not even strike that chord it’s just like yes a kids movie where this I’m like oh this this really feels like there’s Peril um there’s danger there’s there’s frightening imagery you know and and I love that they actually maintain that uh and and it’s kind of hard to find kid horror now like you don’t you don’t really get like at least on a big scale you don’t really get that so I really like

that the the the the criticism that I have is that there’s something that leaves me detached and I kind of feel this way with the with the other movies I was listening to spec and I didn’t realize this was like a zamas film and and until like they played the credits at the end or like produced by one of The Producers is that leaves me detached is there’s something specifically just in the dialogue interactions with uh with any of the characters that kind of feels like no real rhythm uh to the way it’s either captured

or it just kind of feels like flatly done like oh like there’s Mo cap so they’re just shooting it right and it’s just and there’s no life to it and the writing of the dialogue is not as clever or witty as I think the movie is thinks it might be so I don’t really like the characters are like reasonably likeable all of them are they’re all reasonably likable yeah uh but I don’t feel much life from them so they always when you have such captivating visuals when when stuff is happening like going I guess the

best example I can give is what it’s kind of unfair to say this with a with a 2023 movie um like across the like the spiderverse movies where when it’s just dialogue I’m just I am still engaged where here when the dialogue was happening like it just kind of feels a little disconnected it’s kind of like when we watch monsters Inc or minions no not Monsters Inc I’m sorry minions we watched right and we said it was either minions or a different movie weable movies one of the Despicable movies but we made the comment saying

that it felt like in this ADR in the in the voice over work that it’s as if they put them in a room and they were moving around in the same environment yeah rather than just like here’s a mic and I’m doing this character and I’m reading it for for just the dialogue which maybe this is kind of what they were doing I forget what movie we we said that we said that for How to Train Your Dragon yes but it’s it’s map so they have to have been in the same room right yeah you’re

I um I don’t know I maybe I think it’s really I don’t know then there’s a flat type of level of Direction I think the way it’s delivered like thrown away more yeah or even the way the C like the camera just feels like it’s lazily plopped on when usually when they’re just talking yeah and so there is a lack of Rhythm to there’s like there’s no editing energy to it there’s and then so it kind of loses spark to me and then and I just I guess I’m not a big fan of just the

way a lot of the the dialogue overall is is done MH and I don’t know if there were some really funny parts but I were some really funny part there were some really funny parts um but I it’s just kind of like a dry en that I guess if I have to summarize in this it’s a dry energy um to to the way that’s done and so that leaves me just going can we get back to like the the the SP the spookiness yeah can we get back to the house like the house like just

get back to the the stuff you know where where I was never truly engaged with any of the and and normally in like any kind of horror movie or horror adjacent the thing that makes it truly gripping is is the stuff outside of the horror you’re invested in so then when the horror stuff is happening you’re just it it is the cherry on top and here I was like just get back to the the the fun spooky stuff because I’m not really that interested in the charact like they should have that stranger things effect where

you really like the personalities of these guys AG so then when they’re going into the dangers of it all you you you really like even if you’re not knowing like their whole backstory or whatever you just really like their personalities right and here it was just kind of ringing a little flat just because of the way and I think it had something to do with the combination of the the way they directed specifically with the camera work around them yeah cuz the camera work got really interesting anytime it would not be people talking right it

it moved around like a a bit more and made everything else seem much larger than life than when they were talking it kind of like dampened out a little bit yeah and if all the tropes of like chowder just being like the funny like chubby kid you know uh you that funny sidekick chubby the girl pops up and then the lead I forget what his name was I knew the only name I know is Chows uh but I do agree in in the sense that we never really got to know the lead character as much

of just being like oh he’s being left at home fine he gets a babysitter but um yeah I don’t know that I cared too much if whether he was going to be whether they all lived or not I guess I was more emotionally attached to the mystery yeah and like wanting to know the house and the lore and like I said the old guy stuff came in very late but but I was really into that me too you know I was into the old guy stuff in the Clarance obviously and that’s yes definitely her name

it’s not and this movie is almost two decades old so I know I’m giving two decades 2006 apparently whoa okay so that’s why it feels because it just it does feel outdated with the way that there the characters in here uh you you wouldn’t be able to do that today is kind of there was some stuff going on in there and so now it makes sense that’s 2006 um but uh yeah I guess it’s it’s setting up the foundation of this film wasn’t like oh you’re going to care whether they live or die we kind

of always felt like these kids will always be fine but they’re our way in to this home to figure out the heart of the story which was the heart of Clarence and the old guy letting her go but I do agree if they had gotten to it a little bit sooner they were just like a resource to get in there but um yeah if maybe we had gotten to it a little bit sooner maybe it would LED I don’t know to us carrying a little bit more right off the bat I’m not sure and I

do think it needed a bit of that stranger things Vibe where you get the sense of Hawkins Community yeah it it does become distracting when you’re like there’s so much emphasis on this house in the neighborhood but you don’t get a sense of the neighborhood at all right but when when the ending does show you there’s a neighborhood there’s a neighborhood they don’t they came out at the end I know yeah and they have like he could hear the the door the call ringing across the street cop could hear the house too the cops could

hear and then suddenly the the house is coming to life and thrashing everywhere and no one’s doing jack or scared or like what’s happening you know and I think you I do think it needed that I I I I found it distracting it’s not just like a logical plot hole thing like when when your setup is about the house in the neighborhood we need to see the neighborhood we do and it would have been nice for the whole Community to see old man not being shown as like old man is not just being old mean

man he’s being that for a reason and if the whole Community has to come together to be like he needs to let this house go because it’s Clarence uh needs to be let go and released yeah um would have been nice for the whole Community to see that he’s not mean he just he was trying to protect you all wouldn’t that have been such like a a spee moment if it’s like at the end of the community like what’s this house it’s walking around and then he has to yell like I was just trying to

protect you or if the kids did it for me or the kids did it like he’s just trying to protect us and then the whole Community is like wait what is she I don’t know they explain it Clarence is in there her name’s definitely Clarence it’s not um I question it every time you said it i’ just like yeah it’s not it’s definely um that that could have been fun for the I do agree with you like they they came they came at very convenient times of when it was happy world the neighborhood is out

and their trick-or-treating uh but during the crazy times it was like dead town I don’t know why it was like I think there was a lot of cre visual experimentation though that it seemed like a lot of the stuff they were doing story-wise to help justify a lot of the things they wanted to experiment with what they could bring to life like the real character of the movie is the Monster House the real character of this movie is the animation the real character of the movie is the camera work and and yeah I agree I

love the music too and and I think that um I the thing is like what I I feel I do feel strongly about the things I I did I I criticize however I do feel strongly about the things I really did like or love so to me I’m like no I still Edge towards yeah this is a great movie for especially kids to watch kids to watch to get an attainable horror film um around Halloween time like this is a great this is like a this has that Halloween spooky spirit that I think is really

fun um and I think the animation is and those moments is gorgeous and the things that I think are really that really work work really strong so yeah no I would definitely recommend it U for that fact it’s just yeah there’s like other things like a could have been could have been like a perfect film of of like Wonder but didn’t quite capture that still really really did enjoy it there was still a little bit of more story to be done but other than that like they did well with what they had yeah man wrap

us up T while I set us up to I’m going to wrap it up by just saying I had a great time here with you watching Monster House sir and um that’s it you guys know to be super sexy we got to do a patron shout out listen we love you be cool be kind be nice leave a comment tell us how cool we are tell us how much you like this movie what maybe what you didn’t like to I don’t know what else should we watch stuff like you guys know what to write in

the comments like as long as you’re cool nice kind you WR whatever you want tell me I’m pretty uh okay let’s do a patron shout out get to it all right so here’s what we’re gonna do we’re gonna do okay thank two people to there’s two people here I think could be understanding we’re behind on our shout out so I got to combine a couple great we’re going to do it spooky time we’re going to have a great creative time here we’re going to put Eric Horseman the man with the real reject tattoo he has

an actual real reject tattoo cool I know I want to see it in person when you die can you put it in your will that you have to tear it off your F some they have to like tear it off your flesh and send it to me put it in a bottle with that like fluid that keeps it alive forever that cereal then it can grow tentacles and then this is already part of your shout out and then Ana Oliva who we’ve met in person quite a couple of times real sweetheart and uh always had

a crush on John no not not as big of a fan so I wanted to do a shout out here with of the thing that’s going to replace all screenwriters chat gbt so um I wanted to do one of Eric Horseman and Ana Oliva together yeah and then how they would spend their Halloween time so we’re going to need some things here all right pumpkin all right hold on hold on hold on you got to properly prompt this thing fine cuz it doesn’t know how to you got to be its director I was ready but

keep that in mind okay I have a YouTube channel where I need to shout out two of my patrons ano Liva and Eric Horseman write me a shout out about them meeting on Halloween and what goes goes down no what you mean including pumpkins yes ghosts including pumpkins ghosts and Reese’s ghouls Reese’s candy and a good time and and a good time period some notes about their personality wow as well Eric loves horror Star Wars animals works at a hotel and is very very sarcastic you Eric is an absolute sweetheart from Texas who has a

crush on John Humphrey from real reject that’s so cute works at a bar loves her family a Ana Eric also has a good heart all right this is a novel is it ending yet oh good hey everyone as the Moonlight sets the stage this Halloween I’ve got a spooky tale to share with all of you about our two phenomenal patrons Ana Oliva and Eric hman is that oh my God this is go I’m only uh a foggy Halloween night in a small town pumpkins glow in every doorstep Anda our Texas Gem has a golden heart

with the lon star state is setting up a pop-up bar for the night and know it’s not just any bar it’s Halloween themed filled with concoctions that seem too Eerie to drink oh in the corner a jukebox is playing Halloween Classics and if you listen closely you can hear her huming along dreamily thinking about John Humphrey from the real rejects enter Eric horor ficado and a sarcastic smirk with a sarcastic smirk and a Star Wars cloak because why decide between and SciFi when you can have both as he approaches the bar he sarcastically comments this

doesn’t look like a hotel I work at as to which an laugh and pours him a drink and they both Bond over their love for animals and family and Eric sharing Hotel tales that would make even the bravest Souls chuckle with trepidation suddenly a group of ghost schools appears challenging them to a racist camp Cy eating contest Anissa with her inherent Texans Texan competitiveness and Eric not one to back down from a challenge he Dives right in the two show the spirits that the two show the spirits that humans too can hold their own in

a Halloween especially if it’s sarcastically presented did you say that no did I miss you skipped like a whole sentence I missed it listen the night continues with laughter laughter laughter mischief and a whole lot of candy the one once Eerie fog now seems like a blanket of camaraderie embracing everyone in his worm so here Ana and Eric two amazing Souls who not only support the channel but also know how to have a good time May Halloween be filled with as much fun goals and races as this magical night wow whoa you guys wow we’re

being replaced that was a lot I don’t think so because I’m going to tell you right now I could have given a shout out and it would have been a quarter of that and justce fun okay I tell you I tell you that right now people were asleep halfway through my reading of this novel okay damn so we love you all there’s your shout out and can we go home and go to sleep now please for the love of God yeah end it for me pleas

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