REACHER Season 2 Episode 5 REACTION!! 2×5 Breakdown & Review | Jack Reacher TV Series "Burial"

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get jacked up I’m reaching for a pun that means yes I am that’s what I like to hear Snowman hey a very special holiday episode of Reacher Jack reach Frost I’ll give it to you I’ll give it you oh oh wow boy panda pal Lindsay the monkey they’re all packed grab the burner phone no contact with anyone not your parents and definitely not your sister she puts everything on Facebook she’s a pain in

the ass that sister 1 to 10 how bad is this I’m not going to come after you we’re just playing a safe belts and suspenders belts and suspenders for you guys four how about you oh we’re dealing with some pretty bad guys you got the big guy we’ll be fine he’ll be over in a couple of days promise the kids I think have this covered this could be your life Jack this yeah you could have this with Dixon a stressed out wife someone asked me back in the day where I thought you’d wind up I’d

have predicted a slow death from garia and a half dozen girlfriends fighting over an 04 Miata that’s my life it’s my Miata NE and Dixon just got to the Denver plant maybe they get a hold of those missiles and your family won’t have to be gone long you know I learned about this odonald guy throughout this whole show he was a bachelor a player but he settled down that’s why I don’t trust him G it’s a Roose okay try hit and reach her like that break that kid’s bones Jack yeah the dcma was here a

month ago yeah now we’re back we’re the cold source of government oversight now we if you please your foran that’s a really cool center frame act like you’re supposed to be there and carry a clipboard dud I I get more clipboards whoa interesting cut infiltrate so many places never seen a cut like that it goes from Center to like diagonal down right you never wore heels nope not even do a school dance never went one when I wasn’t studying or taking care of my dad I have to work what about when you were a hooker

yeah nobody told me about this wouldn’t be a surprised inspection if we called the head that’s how we have a hard time finding out what’s going on with chocolate because they often get a heads up that there’s going to be an inspection there so they can hide the child labor at Little Wing shoulder fired launchers and missiles order and delivery schedules 10 minutes ago that’s the delivery schedule the whole lot just went out the door all 650 of them 650 that’s the number the number if someone had called me first damn I’d held them for

you should have anticipated the this Colorado is beautiful it really looks like this guys yeah now Jack’s going to flip the truck over an Asian guy he must be a stunt man they hired yes there will be a martial arts sequence any minute now you need an extra set of hands what I need is your truck yeah buddy now cut off his hands and take them with you oh man that’s mean that truck was being so nice too whoa yeah he just stopped to help them and everything they relied on the willingness of a truck

driver who is going to stop and be like you need an extra hand yeah the Brotherhood of truck drivers whoa weapons of mass destruction GPS tracker did the job your Associates a new age came through they might be upset I killed the driver though they won’t care as long as they get paid never underestimate the power of greed greed is good switch the trailers and get on the road meet you in New York all this traveling from Denver to New York so the Aron mikos we were chasing down in Denver that was mmud yeah we’ve

been calling him am never been caught no photos I’m not even sure what nationality he is just take a guess but the little bit we know of him he can supposedly pass for Central American Italian Greek Middle Eastern he’s a ghost those are what people often think I am hey hey you could be am first popped up on our radar 6 years ago terrorist cell caught trying to acquire tanks of experimental nerve gas we scooped up the whole lot all of them except Mahmud yeah this buy was supposed to happen with bear bonds the US

Treasury stopped issuing those in the 80s some countries still use them uhoh someone as cautious as am would use bear bonds if issued in large enough amounts you can carry an untraceable fortune in a briefcase 65 Million worth got get some you hold a bear bondus like carrying a million doll Bill the bearer owns it so no way am lets anyone deliver payment but him that’s where he’s vulnerable just like your brother oh way to make him uncomfortable back when we worked the case I asked Joe some questions of the financial side of things said

the same thing you just did am will be the delivery boy okay sad Jack C so fast Sad Sack Jack Sad Sack Creer I passed the mantle on to you thank you killing these puns man am and everyone working with him will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law bring me the Arctic Monkeys un must we kill them all firsto you’re in a government office dog love how they were like oh what do we say to that o lot of these Center framing shots are so well done it’s a lot of Center Framing

and lower diagonal good symmetry 18 wheelers can’t go that fast on these roads a decent shot at catching them yeah especially if they come to a stop uh bo be careful neon yes neelon dixley the guys who are going to tell us the truck broke down and they had to call another one to come pick up the trailer but no way a second truck got here before us nope nope nope this is hijacking this may potentially sound racist but I feel like this ASI guy is going to do some crazy martial arts let’s find out

just do one roundhouse kick bring out your nunchucks I’m Asian guys I could say it I take it back oh there’s like that ominous snow Thriller vibe to this like the Snowman with Michael fast Bender yeah but with Jack it’s cool the steam from the car Blends in with the fog of the snow and their hot breath breath on the cold wind we really messed this car up they’re in the trunk they are in the trun D yeah you’d have access inside look how scared this guy is he knows you don’t mess with the one1

oh oh damn goly damn you ladies are hot they got them all over got in the butt I’ll call the cops Anonymous do we favor grabb the Manifest we need the license play it off of bit it’s not a private road well a new age truck with all 650 missiles in it was hijacked ow it looks like Swan’s still working for new age according to the bill of lading Swan personally signed off on the shipment before he left the factory Swan what are you doing it’s a digital thumbprint then they forced him new age New

York has Iris scanners on the doors Thum print locks on the computers there’s no way that anyone could force Tony Swan through that Maze of Biometrics without causing a huge seat new age New York New Age New York New Age New York the only way that wouldn’t worry about a Ruckus is if all thousand plus employees were in on this thing and the OD of a conspiracy that vast or minimal believe all conspiracy theories I know you want to believe Swan’s clean boss we all do but things look the way they look you messed up

Jack if you never recruited him and you if you didn’t make a terrible judge of character you wouldn’t be in this position right now Way It Go Jack this is your fault I Blame You Jack all on you man and his Hendrick’s taste going for a walk he seems so sad this episode no D Jack more like Jack Griefer oh gee see I knew there was a reason I three to four weeks ago good how’ you like to be jamed into a fox what is a giant mother we’ll be whatever price you’re paying now our

supplier can get you all the eight you can move from an overseas Source it’s in no position to negotiate terms I do H and pump in that order it’s pure Kool-Aid okay the alkaline level on the H is great bust them lean on them they give up their Source we bust them then we all get bumed more fruit s in our chest more dollar signs on our paychecks bro give me that fruit salad why would they add dollar signs it’s more paycheck shut up frony kids cut a point mod well you only need $1 son

yeah breed is a theme yeah which one of y’all is taking payments door Dash guys in on it that 105 sounds like you’re was my time damn dude you have another brick as pure as that for 105 seem better I got a list of other buyers Swan I came to you I know you uhoh no idea I know we’ve met before what can you do for me 100 take it or leave it O Come got it you’re the guy I sold my guitar to a while back what no you got me mixed up with somebody

else Craigslist dude you bought my acoustic I recognize your username we going to eat and discuss old times or we going to make a deal you don’t want this stuff we got other places we can sell it shoot this guy he plays guitar yeah we’re all keyboardists here wait a minute when this guy bought it he was in an army cop uniform oh God here it is well that’s a setback setback Reacher oh my god wow my God that thrust woo oh that’s why he trusts him because Swan took a bullet for him bullet miss

your heart but shatter my collar bone not going to be playing that guitar for a while every cloud hey who don’t you mess with the teamsters no the also them 110 he’s losing blood it’s 110 special investigators what’s the 110 the same thing they’re the oneth and they’re the special investigator keep all this in the reaction prepper yeah I mean it let me pull up the Wikipedia on the 110th here the senator has a proposition for you get in no because he didn’t ask nicely heart what’s a magic word Jack pleaser please get in the

vehicle damn it really does work when you say please the Little Wing chips will be ready to install on the missiles by the time you get here and Mr Swan’s Associates will be taken care of their plan’s already in motion excellent put my best people on it kingck is a rert Patrick kind of look like a evil baby he does now yeah right his face he’s got like a baby evil baby face assume you use this location cuz it’s one of the few spots in DC where you can meet without prying eyes or surveillance bugs

MH it’s why I got myself appointed to the zoos board imagine Boyd’s embarrassment when he he learned that the people he revealed our secrets to weren’t FBI agents in the first place of course security videos showed you entering the precinct and facial recognition software matched you to a military ID God damn AI seems like after you retired you kind of fell off the face of the earth except for this incident a couple years ago in Mar grave Georgia Mar grave I know it was you and margrave Mr rer I want you to do the same

thing for the situation we have here o the mil military and civilian aircraft could be in danger due to little wi now I can only assume that means the terrorists are interested in the attack working hard to obtain it who do you trust we learned that your old units back together don’t look so shocked Mr reer I’m us Congressman I get things done I’m shocked because a US Congressman got everything done yep yep it’s truly a work of fiction this Show’s political now people who want this Weaponry can never be allowed to have it because

if anyone knew you were involved in the Shady dealings that created Little Wing in the first place you’d be indicted give rid the bad guys keep my hands clean Washington we call that a win-win two birds one Reacher I did what I did to give our side the tools they need to defend democracy I just avoided the typical red tape that does nothing but cause the delays that cost lives this guy’s a pain in the ass I don’t want innocent people to die because of it I’m a political animal I’m not a monster Mr eer

we’re in a zoo oh they’re in the political sub cont and the meanings and the themes and this you like to upset the apple cart I’m prepared to give you whatever you need to Aid you in that endeavor and when you’re done no one will be able to prove that you were ever near those apples in the first place woo get all the resources of the reptile house on your disposal then you can disappear again no one will go looking for you or your friends but does he want to be alone but if no one’s

looking for me how will I know I’m real I mean seems like a reasonably good offer or an reasonably good cover coroner finally released Cron’s body funeral’s tomorrow whoa we got to go back to New York all right shootout oh yeah also have a shootout at the funeral how cool would that be yeah I’ve always wanted to be at a shootout at a funeral mhm jump onto the coffin you know use it as cover yeah you have any leads as to where the real misses went Colorado State Police found the truck in a field outside

Denver it’s empty based on the tracks in the dirt they think a private plane flew the weapons out overnight Wow since 11 they’ve kept a pretty close watch on New York’s skies I were him I fly him into some small air in Pennsylvania maybe New Hampshire then drive the weapons into New York to load them up with little wing software are U am I love how they’re at this funeral and they’re doing nothing to reflect on just talking about the cas that’s what you do at cinematic funerals reer seeing this I’m sorry for your loss

rest rest in peace all right my nephews have the same one a it’s a great toy we play with it all the time when I was a kid I had Aquaman hey I thought it was so cool how he could talk to fish too bad it’s going to flop I want you to have this too hey s Jerome he’s the patron s of kids whose moms and dads go to heaven s Jerome I don’t ever want to be alone want you to say the forever every night and I’ll hope keep you that close damn this

gu friends with the kid the dead I don’t know he’s like looking after this kid awfully close maybe it’s just because he’s invested in the case you know why are you giving toys to my dead friend son cozy up to the kid score points with Mom you see a grieving Widow and think easy target are you kidding me right now why’ a biker gang take a run at me in Boston last night cuz you’re an or maybe it’s cuz you’re the only person I told we were going there ass Reacher you know why I was

talking to Mikey I know what it is to look out the window every night and pray that the next set of headlights coming down the street is your father’s car even though you know it’ll never happen yep and I was talking about you not your father I’m talking about it my father was a cop a good one and he refused to be on the take and they killed him for it damn dude guys you’re causing a scene will you call me dirty one more time and I don’t care if we’re standing in front of the

Statue of the holy mother I will give you that beating that I owe you right here I’ll take that fight anytime you want and two I didn’t know that about your father I was running those security names from new age or former NYPD or from the third precin whoa boss Langston and a few other guys they were on Investigation by IIA they took early retirement and the charges went away then they all got cushy jobs at New Age and they hired all their P they on the take take you need work with this whole team

of bad cops everybody except your buddy Swan but he’s the only one that has military experience to know what type of weapons terrorists want so oh all cops all bad all from the same Precinct you interview any of them Gooden you turned their office into a drive-thru they went to the ground Swan’s like a son yeah he’s so defensive for him stand by very graceful sequence ready a fire oh little guy oh get down whoa whoa what the damn how’ you spot him shoot it at the funeral yes we got it we got it oo

o the Tombstones do make for great cover oh this is a really cool scene yeah buddy good way for the cops can’t let let them get away as soon as they hear sirens they scatter I’ll draw their fire you take them out negative we can do this take your clothes off rer oh yeah Jack is like the guy in every video game who’s like huge and slow but has like all the this the guy with all the strength and guns good cinematic music whoa come on Jack they must have shot this at a real graveyard

ceter absolutely every one of the people buried here is an actor so they would have wanted this I want to buy a BMW hey all Let’s go Team Up you shoot at a funeral AET I saw you protect Angel and Mikey so I guess you’re playing a square you got a rat in your house still that’s for sure no no time for this guys you both got a rat R to deal with get this terrified sniper yeah pedal on the right let me do my job how just never gets along with lead detectives I know

you climb out of my ass ass Reacher this is all really well done intense sweeping high speed Pursuit jeez dude I would not be able to concentrate with you as a passenger uh Jack seat driver dad not bad at all not bad at all sneaky sneaky oh yeah don’t shoot I’m done okay I’m done sh in the legs at least you’re under arrest these guys took a run at us in broad daylight at a crowded funeral means this thing’s coming to a head fast yeah he lawyers up and doesn’t talk until it’s too late in

a ter has 650 chances to take down a commercial airliner so what do you want me to do play a little dirty look the other way oh dude no oh my God by not telling me everything you know you’re protecting the people who killed my friends I’m not going to waste my time with enhanced interrogation techniques I’m just going to squeeze the life out of you so if it any best reaction Langston wouldn’t give you all the cash up front where you supposed to meet him to get the rest of the money an abandoned building

is some shitty neighborhood and queens give it the address oh but I don’t know any Langston and who hired you I’m SW guy called Swan no jaon and odonnell are in position Russo’s down the street all Lexus are covered Swan’s going to put a bullet in raer Richer’s going to be like Swan’s in a city he’s he’s being leveraged by somebody he’s been forced to do this he’s brainwashed we’ll cut you loose you get to keep the cash understood yeah man whatever keep this in your pocket so we can listen in you try anything we

come in hot and you die with the rest of them get going stupid keep it simple stupid he’s K so goddamn aggressive I love it you idiot somean went to work for new age it’s all a chance to make the kind of money he always dreamed of and took it he was hanging out with franzy and being in the same city and all slipped and said something that made France supicious oh boy try to get France in on it figure with a wife and kid he’d need the money too this building GNA blow up I

think it probably is if Swan’s really in that building I’m gonna do the same thing I did to that guy wrap my hand around his neck and squeeze the truth out of him swan song hello anyone I completed the job boy oh boy oh boy Swan just going to be standing in the middle of it all yeah just stare bearing down re Sunshine villain now warped Freddy Krueger guy o God what a note to end on too I don’t know this Swan guy but it’s about to be his Swan’s song Oh yes sir you know

what I’m saying I do know what you’re saying this is the end of swan you’re about to be gone Swan your time is dawn dark is a you did it you did it it’s okay it’s okay I’m here for you yeah that’s what I want wanted you to be there for me I didn’t want to say it myself I’m your neie me and my Cal anyway yeah I really like this episode uh it was a really good one per they’re setting up the personal Stakes we were o Donal and his family so that way we

saw that there’s something to lose for odonnell at the beginning here that if you were to die I I do think one of them has they’re still they’re still pretty much a team of Avengers and I think we need to get one of them severely injured on the brink of death okay I do think we need to get there however I still thought this episode was fun engaging I’m really into the whole it’s weird like we don’t really see Swan like only in flashbacks yeah and because we see how much it affects Jack it makes

me really want that conf I I’m I’m craving that confrontation definitely I really want that and the show is doing a great job at pulling that out of me like oh I’m seeding for that man I’m craving it I’m craving I’m like at a buffet and I’m like what do I want all I see is this swan dish that I want and it’s that that I don’t care about the potatoes this metaphor is going terribly guys it’s like when you’re at the when they wrap your food food up and they make the swan out of

it with the foil yeah we need to move on from the swan metaphor Swan metaphors done check check and um the and the and you know like a reminder of how like all of Reacher’s family is gone and like this is essentially his last living family yeah you know so he’ll do whatever he can to protect them and that’s why this is so personal for him so that that that uh the real showdown at the funeral to me in a lot of ways because I’m deep as is the confrontation between him and bald New York

cop car Russo I think his name Russo yeah uh when they’re when they’re arguing with each other I love them together yeah they have a great back and forth because it does remind you a little bit of um black Boston cop Finley yeah yeah not white Southern Girl blond cop uh yeah yes uh uh oh goodness I know her name uh John I’ve known all their names and you can’t pull this one I’ve known all their names oh it’ll I’ve been setting you having a blank come on John uh okay Finlay and uh Rosco there

you go yeah yeah anyway you put me on the spot and then my brain cleared out oh no yeah so uh still no Cameo from her no no at the very endend she’ll come back pregnant with reach yeah we’re starting a team a family a family Reacher yes oh I love it oh my God uh but the yeah that that whole funeral scene I thought was uh really strong the way they paid the military tribute seemed very well orchestrated and then to go like I just thought it was a really solid sequence of showing up

at the funeral them deliberating over you know what do they what what is the next plan of action here what could really be going down you know Reacher dialogue and then uh the confrontation with the cop after he’s confronting then it was a great way to pull out some personal stuff with the characters that moment saying goodbye solemnly then leading to a great shootout that kind of reminds me of like a seet from way of the gun leading to a cool car chase to an epic like the last like 15 to 20 minutes of this

I thought was just perfectly executed yeah I thought it was really really really well executed um it was like a strong action political thriller show uh in that moment and just seeing how Reacher is just getting pushed to the brink of like his his uh he’s becoming so impatient and uh I love it I love it and because he has to keep agitated he just has to keep that suit on in the whole time that same smelly stinky suit Colorado New York funeral CH way more once he takes the suit off it’s cutting off the

circulation to his head realiz it’s just he just needs a change of clothes yeah of course anyway John what do you think of Robert Patrick’s role oh he’s great man the boss baby is killing uh I I I mean you know Robert Patrick is so far in this show he’s he’s mainly he’s on the phone the presence of Robert Patrick being on the phone swearing at people I like him and I’m excited for the eventual Showdown or whatever confrontation comes with him but for it’s you know like watching the especially the past couple of episodes

have been really nice because uh as I was hoping the season has grown and I have gotten more and more tuned to what it’s doing this time around I really like all that stuff and uh and Robert Patrick is maybe the one element that still feels a bit detached from the Flesh of everything else uh because when he shows up it does seem like we’re mainly just having Robert Patrick show up and and be intense but also I get the sense and stressed intense and stressed and I get the sense that and not in a

not to like slight the performance of the writing but like in context of the story I get the sense that this is going to be a guy who probably ain’t at the end of the day and is probably going to go down pretty easy uh so I’m curious to see how they build his formidability by the end of the season because it seems like am is the guy on that side of things who’s like the real threat and now we have Swan at least looking to be pretty dang guilty in all of this and hey

maybe they’ll still pull a Twist on us where it’s like oh man I had to go so deep under cover and I had to let so many things happen not to blow my cover you know there’s all sorts of stuff uh I know because I have been an undercover cop for many years of course you know you got to let certain things play out you can’t just bust in immediately and start taking people down because they’re bigger fish I know you’ve been in unrecovered cop for blind wave this entire time that’s right man people ask

me if I am that guy I am that guy he is that guy for blind W he is that othery wh anyway uh yeah I’ve been very much uh just yeah the the mve mood of this really gripped me and like you said the snow and the air and that feeling of yeah like an insomnia or one of those like snow-based uh this was the most atmospheric episode absolutely I think out of every EP this all that’s all I’ve been craving I’ve haven’t been craving like the Southern Gothic grit of season 1 I’ve just been

wanting a specific flavor and I think I think this episode really provided that like oh you really feel the cold yeah you really and as it’s getting colder for them physically the emotional turmoil is also withering away throughout them yeah and you feel like the the reer gets colder Jack gets colder he’s going to need a jacket to warm down how cold he’s get yeah he’s going to need one of those fleece jackets Jack Reacher the Sheep uh yeah the the wool kind of call you know you know what I mean yeah Lion’s man that’s

exactly it he’s going to skin a lion where it’s man he’s going to go back crav the hunter by the end of this yeah craving the reacher uh I like that scene when they go into the gorilla house or whatever that was and they have the meeting with the politician guy and he fun fact is a deleted scene where he fought a gorilla oh or did Allen richson just pick a fight with a gorilla and if no both it might have I think they tried using it as footage but then they real keep rolling on

this don’t don’t stop rolling on I think he’s winning I think I think this gorilla is about to go extinct okay Alan Rich’s now he he’s on all fours and he’s he’s crawling into the cave and he’s claiming dominance over the rest of the girl he’s beating his chest and he’s making all these strange noises and all the gorillas are gathering around him thinks he’s a gorilla who’s going to pull Alan out of there does anybody speak sign language what do we got Alan has officially murdered our ad yeah he directs the show now just

tells people where to point the camera and everybody else just yes sir Mr Jack Mr Mr Rich whatever you want me to call you it’s fine no eye contact I would pay good money for I would pay good money to watch a gorilla versus Alan mer to watch him reain dominion over a not just gorillas but gorillas in a zoo yeah watch him lift a gorilla above his head before he drops it down on his knee Bane style your spirit or your body just an a loin cloth living at the zoo yes a loin cloth

he would look good he would look really good in a Lo Club he would man so we need someone from IGN just be like would you play Jesus and be like I would be interested and then bam we get a whole bunch of Articles and headlines alen richon interested in playing Jesus and we get all that fan art of him in a loin cloth yeah I think it look good and him with like the long hair too yeah but still just as buff as he is right now I mean you got to get a different

interpretation we’ve seen all kinds of Jesus rules he’s got that buff where you have to just turn your whole body to look at people why wouldn’t you listen to him like how does guy gets so buff and zero BC you know that’s a good question I don’t know you’re the bodybuilder Among Us how and I know how to achieve that that physique even with all the modern gym technology we have today I definitely know how to achieve that you know just eat a 100 chickens a day never stop benching never stop never stop benching anyway

uh yeah uh am what do you think about am isn’t he great he was here for a minute yeah we saw him for we got so many villains yeah we do we need a female villain that way the women have someone to fight yeah well there was that one lady from the um New Age company but they already raided her house know she was kind of like an annoying you know you need look if when you have the big finale at the end it’s the women fight the women that’s the that’s why you have a

bad woman get get at least like an evil female henchman yeah for for Robert P like evil female henchman assistant who happens to be great at martial arts yeah and who never speaks and who has some kind of eccentric weapon oh yeah yeah yeah and then like Neely can fight her yeah exactly and then that’ be great right yeah and then Dixon joins in and they both take her down yeah then it’s a message about girl women working together drive that home yeah yeah dude that’s how you how you that’s how you infuse Progressive feminism

into your show which is what I’m all about especially when I show forck Reacher man oh yeah you know Jack Reacher is a feminist look at the team he assembled there were intersectional there were women on the team people various ethnicities yeah people color not very many old people or disabled people but you know it’s the Army and so you know what can you do unfortunately but with what he’s given Jack is a pretty enlightened cat yeah oh totally based based Reacher um anyway am was great I love am was great man him on the

phone just Jack and Russo is my favorite thing like I I I I I love the team together but uh the moment with Russo and the kid and and the Widow I thought was great and him and Jack and and and even though especially throughout the Chase and everything they’re so Odd Couple Jack is constantly busting his chops like when they get to that moment and after everything made about like I’m not dirty you know that that that moment of convincing where Jack is like look they’re getting desperate and following the book is going to

hurt this investigation in the long run like that was a pretty compelling beat oh sure and the way they played that in the acting and and the framing I thought was nice just him being like okay turn turn the cheek cuz I trust you you know and I trust that this is for a good reason and that whole thing with his dad his dad wouldn’t take any bribes so he got whacked you know like yeah I mean and Jack and Rose so they honor their legacies they do they respect where they come from Legacy no

notes perfect cut print anyway um say John yeah one thing that I do feel is getting kind of lost here uh-huh huh it seemed like when they got to episode two they were like Dixon Reacher and then they’ve like had a couple of conversations and unless there’s like a direct interaction I don’t feel like it’s something that’s in the air between them okay sexual attention or nor chemistry nor romance that idea of like when you get into like a life and death situation they’re not thinking about oh I got to get back to Reacher oh

I got to get back to Dixon it’s sort of just like whenever there I’m really not sure what it is with them yeah it feels like a thing that could happen but isn’t necessarily it doesn’t have that like propulsively see portrayed that you can just be casual friends with benefits I’m waiting to see what the payoff is of that because uh when they’re when they’re at the funeral and stuff there’s like nothing with them you know that’s true I’m not saying there has to be like like great romance scenes or some making out at the

funeral but it’s been like a few episodes of nothing with them really other than like oh he sees her in a dress he like damn she look good yeah and then they all bust his his chops about that yeah Donald’s like wow is that something in your pants Reaching Forward you know oh hey it’s pennis Jack Jack Jack weener Jack weer Jack we we grew up P yep we grew up from when we met yep yep yep we both literally We Are Men We are adults we made a genitals joke was childish were like it’s

so goofy cuz they might do it they might can’t say that can’t say that word what would happen if on the show they they did it like in the last episode the last frame is them doing it together just doing it uh I I like I’m torn and I think I’m you know I’m just sitting here waiting for the end of the season to come because I’m like I partly en enjoy because I hate this show I hate everything about it and all the viewers who tune in every week to both the show and these

reactions we shouldn’t have been middling about the second or third episode now no one wants to watch our videos you know anytime I have that feeling I’m just going to be like I assume I’ll like this later so I love it now uh but uh I mean part of me is is enjoying the fact that it isn’t the point or it isn’t like a major focal aspect however I I do get what you mean and I am rooting for something to become of this romance I think the show is in an unique position because this

first season had such a lovely kind of thing with Rosco but you also know that we’re going to roll out of town and onto the next thing so you can’t well I can see how Dixon could have a relationship with him and they could travel around together I just think that chemistry or whatever they’re they hint at romantically or even sexually is kind of like completely absent unless they make like a scene about it you know yeah totally and I mean I I buy parts of that because they’re you know they’re so professional their unit

and everything and they have their group is true you know how to separate it yeah but at the same time I don’t like whenever like all of us are in the room I forget about you and terara yes yes we’ve been married for so long now being a long-term husband and wife couple that’s right you know we like to be professional so professional that no one knows we’re even involved with each other sometimes you guys forget yeah and I’m like wait Tera you can’t be making out with that guy you’re married to John you can’t

go out on another date you’re oh sorry I’m being professional in public no one will know this is the best cover possible I mean it is it is or you’re just a Brazen cheater but you know as long as you don’t enjoy any of it then it’s a good cover Merry Christmas Merry Christmas team I think this video is I think it was that a while ago leave your best Reacher puns in the comments yeah bye all right John pick a name oh goodness who could it be well you know why don’t we go with

Kevin smart why just because I feel like that would be a smart thing to do here at the very end of our Patron list for the month I love hearing it Kevin right now you are our last patron of the day shout out uh I cannot hear out of my left ear and my right nose is my right nostril is clogged it’s a real weird ear just nose and throat experience I’m having right now but I am so happy to be here with you because when I was outside I bumped into the Hanukkah bear and

oh yeah and I don’t know if you know about the Hanukkah bear but this this Santa comes through the chimney hanuk be goes through your trash and hanuk be he I don’t know how he does it but hanuk be goes all worldwide around and goes through everyone’s trash days and leaves yeah yeah that’s that’s the thing is like s 24 hours Hanukkah bear has eight days to get it done so it’s kind of a cheat C for the Hanukkah bear and the Hanukkah bear uh he he done left you some great things and he but

he had to give it all to you in one day oh and so Kevin smart what’s what did he give him John oh Kevin smart the first day of Hanukkah bear visits he barfed up some body parts for you to sort through I mean those those will come in handy you know and we are on the verge of an apocalypse did you hear about Biden and all them building bunkers you know that means that they’re we’re on the verge of Apocalypse pretty soon cannibalism is going to become a normal thing so there you go El

get uh oh he he got um a PS4 that’s great man PS4 they’re much more valuable you can bu you get two PS4s put them together you got ps8 isn’t that magical dude it’s so crazy and then you can upload your Consciousness on yeah see yeah uh oh on the third day uh oh he he brought you a nice bowl of Christmas punch somehow that’s great man you know Christmas punch is good to get drunk while you’re sipping on some limbs yes definitely oh and and then the fourth thing that the Hanukkah bear brought you

is uh uh one of those Smokey the Bear fire risk signs so that you could always be aware of when you are a risk to uh you know causing a fire very true especially in times of cannibalism you might need to know if there’s a fire going off that way and you need to get your sniper rifle ready and get ready to hunt down some people might want to take over your territory but you got to look after your own yeah and you might want to use that fire to cook them so if you could

you know like snipe the people as close the fire as possible this is just practical for planning Amen to that what else amen eight days John he brought you oh a new electric toothbrush cuz you know you got to keep your teeth clean it’s always a good idea I don’t need to add on with six yeah six day uh oh he brought you he he just took a dump on the driveway you know Hanukkah bear he’s eating a lot of stuff and got avoid that to keep limber believe it or not that could be a

great dessert for you and your future family and then you you got to spread it Camp you’re going to be a camp leader you’re going to need to spread it out some people you know put human remains in pies you’re going to have to put bare fees yeah seven Olive Garden gift card of course yes that uh there will be the one thriving restaurant in the in the apoc can Pacos just don’t eat the bread sticks they’re not like they used to be no they’re made out of bare feces yes of course they are and

uh oh the last day uh for Hanukkah bear brought you new trash cans because let’s face it the old ones are going to be wrecked by the time the Hanukkah bear is done with them it’s occupational hazard so yeah man dude Kevin Smart looks like you are going to be living the High Life come 2024 else got their bunkers let’s recap uh you I don’t remember what the first thing is you got body parts bared up body parts uh it’s a PS4 uh uh some something or other an Olive Garden gift card and and some

Tonk some linked logs and a Tonka toy and some tily winks and a new trash can some real in there some poop source of all righty man oh electric toothbrush in there somewhere yeah yeah yeah Merry Christmas so many good things and happy Hanukkah love you bud

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