A Really Fun Sequel! – Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) Movie Review
for a texas chainsaw sequel this one’s
pretty damn fun now let’s talk about it
2022 is texas chainsaws he’s a group of people
who might be friends i didn’t really pick up
on anything they might be business partners i
don’t know they go to a ghost town that they plan
on renovating so they can set up a business or
something i just watched this movie i didn’t pick
up on why they were there what they were doing
so yeah while they’re doing that they see an old
woman who hasn’t moved out so the resident first
to die of the group forces hero with the police
this resulted in her having a heart attack and
the man who was staying with her who didn’t look
that old and had brown hair ends up killing some
cops a blonde girl getting gray hair and becoming
fatter from that point on it’s just leather face
killing people sally from the first movie is in
this but holy [ __ ] was she seriously misused
she placed a small part in about 10 minutes
towards the end and at one point she even tracked
her face down had her shotgun aimed at him and
had the perfect shot for like a solid minute
leatherface
walked past her she didn’t kill her though so her
goof here would wind up costing her life because
she waited until he left to kill other people
just so she could yell badass cool lines like
i’m the one who got away but you won’t be getting
away from me or something and spoiler alert he
does and sally’s only didn’t get away he just saw
her right in the gut and tossed her across the
road this horrific injury though didn’t kill her
instantly or very soon she was like bleeding out
for a good solid five minutes or so but yeah none
of the other characters aside from the unnamed
texan dude maybe he was named i don’t know were
that likable i mean like they all kind of sucked
and even their actors weren’t that good they were
just your typical horror movie cannon fodder dumb
when they need to be but also brave war veterans
who seemingly deal with this [ __ ] all the time
i thought all of them were stupid and some
were pretty annoying like i said the only good
character who wasn’t leatherface was the unnamed
texan guy i assumed he was a sword at first but
not he’s just some dude kind of tries to play the
hero but doesn’t work out the kills in this movie
were pretty good and the film really reminded me
of halloween kills in the sense that it’s just
a horror icon killing people for like an hour
also this movie is like an hour and ten minutes
long not counting credits so it’s pretty short
compared to most but i think that works in its
favor because everything just kept moving and
nothing ever felt like a boring drag yes they
seriously messed up sally and her returning to be
killed off in the same 10 minutes she arrived in
felt really stupid but it was still a fun film
overall oh yeah and one more thing leatherface
got a bunch of shots stabs and took a chainsaw to
the face and it was perfectly fine at the end even
able to return to the original sawyer house so
i don’t know if that means they’re going to try
and make him another generic supernatural killer
or what and in my opinion that does not work for
leatherface leatherface is not some generic
i am invincible and murder people guy i mean
there’s already dozens of those i’m sure or at
least i hope that this isn’t going to be the
last texas chainsaw and i don’t doubt we’ll
see a sequel to this in the coming years so
hopefully those are also decent but they have
more of a point i mean there’s already a new
one announced but that’s its own thing unrelated
to this anyway in the end i’d rate 2022’s texas
chainsaw a 7.5 out of 10. it’s a high seven just
for being an enjoyable texas chainsaw sequel again
it’s like halloween kills there is a story but
it’s mainly just a watch the bad guy kill people
movie if you’ve seen this movie left to your
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