Kreia is OUTRAGED by Battlefront Classic Collection
Kreia did you hear about this Star Wars Battlefront: Classic Collection that just came out? I do not engage in entertainment simulations, but I remember it was rather popular among my students at the Jedi Temple, yes. Yeah exactly, so they re-released the game to like, update it. Everyone was super hyped to play the multiplayer. But it releases, and there’s only 3 fucking servers, man! You will have to educate me, 3 servers? Yeah, so 64 people in each server, so like, a multiplayer session basically. And there’s 3 sets of 64 which is uh… Jamie can you pull
up the calculator? One hundred 92 How’d you pull that up so fast? Just did it in my head Okay, got a fucking smart guy. Anyway Kreia so that’s one-hundred-ninety-two total people playing the multiplayer. Are you fucking serious? That’s less players than the amount of Jedi that miraculously survived Order 66. I mean just on PC alone there’s like eighteen-thousand people who put the game in their wishlist. So let me get this straight. They launched this game with only 3 servers on PC knowing full well people only bought it for that sole reason? Peak comedy gold. Easy
refund. What a disapointment. It is arrogance the likes of the Jedi. Just as the Jedi hesitated in the Mandalorian Wars, so does this game wait to launch its servers, believing themselves
to respawn. ANYTHING to get you on the field of battle. Nothing works. “Space missions near unbearable personally.” Honestly probably a skill issue. The multiplayer matches have had their player counts doubled from 32 to 64 players for some reason only to have a 100 tickets for each team making them stupidly short (like 5 FUCKING minutes) instead of the fun tug of war your should get in a conquest match. Quit my job for this launch and I can’t even get into a multiplayer match, also why does Kit Fisto look like a psychopath?! 3 servers for Battlefront 2
and ZERO servers for Battlefront 1. Also missed child’s birth, child’s funeral, graduation, and moon landing for this. Now, actually, for that one I will have to fault the player. He deprived himself of his strength for a silly game. I think it was a joke. Indeed, this game is a joke! No, I mean like- A mockery of what once was considered an art form, a strategic simulation that trained the mind, sharpened the senses. This debacle is emblematic of a deeper malaise that afflicts the galaxy—a decay in quality, a fall from grace where the pursuit of profit
eclipses the crafting of meaningful experiences. How can one justify such negligence? To launch a vessel into the stars without the engine to propel it, without the fuel to sustain its journey, is akin to this—releasing a game so fundamentally broken that its very essence, its soul, is missing. It’s as if the developers have turned into Sith Lords themselves, I mean I don’t think I would go that far, the game just came out dealing in absolutes, assuming that any product bearing the sacred name of Star Wars would be eagerly devoured, no matter how incomplete or flawed. The
Andor show was good though This is not merely a failure; it is a betrayal. A betrayal of the trust that gamers place in developers, in publishers, to respect their time, their investment, their passion. And for what? A quick profit? The irony is palpable—like a Sith who drains worlds of their life to fuel their own power, they have drained this game of its essence, hoping to fuel their greed. But Kreia wouldn’t the Jedi teach us patience? That true strength comes from understanding, from respect? Qualities that are evidently ABSENT from this release! Yeah but lots of games
release like this, like I’m sure more servers will be up soon, you know? You mean to say that many games release like this? Yeah some of the reviews are being updated, Pull them up then I’m about to just PULL THEM UP, YOUNG JAMIE! Update: After 2 hours they finally launched the servers, and they are TERRIBLE. Horrible ping, stuttering, and by tomorrow cheaters will be rampant. Update: Was only able to join one Heroes – notice that he used the possessive form of ‘hero’ there, with the apostrophe, rather than the plural noun form – anyway, Heroes vs.
Villains match and the Heroes side – once again, a foolish grammatical error – was completely broken. No one could join the – are you fucking serious? Yes, indeed, as he says at the end, “wow.” SPRINTING FEELS WEIRD! Shame, there are mods that do WAY MORE and do it better for FREE. Oh yeah I was meaning to ask you about the Restored Content Mod from your game. Ah yes, it was excellent. It let me talk way more. Yeah well the uh developer who made this Battlefront Collection, they promised that they would release that mod as downloadable
content for the Nintendo Switch release that they developed. Ah, then they are not as much of an imbecile as I had thought. Mad respect. Yeah but, then they never released it. A betrayal not unlike the Council’s exile—expected, yet still profoundly disappointing… Yeah they also fucked up the Knights of the Old Republic Remake. What do you mean, ‘Remake’? They were supposed to remake the game. Why? Because… it’s old as fuck dude??? And turn based combat, i mean, all that skill check stuff, it’s pretty shit. I grow tired of your games, Joe Rogan. This interview is done.
