MAJOR PAYNE (1995) MOVIE REACTION!! FIRST TIME WATCHING! Damon Wayans | Comedy | Full Movie Review
this video is sponsored by liquid IV more on them after the reaction people what is happening there citizens of the reject Nation I joined with Aon Alexander here to watch a classic comedy that I don’t know about only thing we know is Andrew Gordon decided to do his impression of the main character saying his name that’s all I needed to know you did that yesterday remember he like a major pain or I don’t know what he said I vaguely remember I tune him out it’s major pain we’re watching today Aaron how are you you know
what I got this this uh this I got my sciatica acting up so it’s real it’s a real major pain in my side do you really have a sciatica thing or no my mom does though you just wanted to make that major pain J it did it was it was a stretch but you know we made it we made it here we arrived yeah good good video hey top tier comedy baby like on this video also subscribe click that Bell to get notified when we got a reaction up for something else on this channel tell
us in your the comments in your comments what you think about the major pain or if there’s other comedy classic comedies you
damn okay double Universal let’s go p p to the phone porn of you wild stupid you repetitive on the day I was born Born to Be Wild wife and kids that’s the name of his show okay I thought this came out beforehand I guess it was during it might have name his production company oh dang the hell I’m triggered badass follow me damn it’s like they opening a Terminator oh my God he’s like a super badass he’s good at his job Miss shot okay oh that’s not funny me show you little trick take your mind
out that that you may feel a little fresh e e Jesus it to what was the objective man to distract him from his arm it’s horrible absolutely horrible Aaron you can’t argue with his methods major pain indeed you had better give up seor you cannot kill us all no but I can clean your quick no thank you burritos with extra guac were like o the promotion board report came out last week this is the new lieutenant colonel list your name is not on it two chances to advance then we got to show you the hatch
the hatch you trying to tell me in all this man’s military there’s no room left for a trained weapon of Destruction the gold to is killing man you got to be somebody needs some killing anybody you’ve killed them all you’ve killed them all every single one you’re too good at your job man like how he’s playing it with a sense of sincerity whole week since I killed me a man and already I’m get the itch problem is I ain’t got nothing to scratch God I’m hungry you’re going to find something just you wait oh hell
no blood no no no no I’m just playing oh no it’s like Apocalypse Now I got to keep my strength up got to maintain discipline because yeah this is Apocalypse Now this is a dramatization of a domestic violence dispute you arrive on the scene to find a woman played by Miss Goodman claiming to have been assaulted by her husband played by Mr Shipman happy to meet you s this is going to go terrible your objective is to effectively neutralize the situation uhoh WR choice of words uhoh oh he knows it’s killing he hit me uhoh
you like to beat women you like to beat women that is a jail that’s hilarious he’s too good at his job what happened you’ve only been out one week it’s cilian life sir I had a Mana set man I got an assignment for you it’s not great you understand but it gets you back in the military he’s so thirsty for it he’s so ready for violence it’s not a spoof of the military vets it’s a spoof of the movies that do this oh yeah smart I was told it would be my greatest challenge it was
sure to be a living hell all right let’s see it you like a boarding school or something the G Club will be meeting 3 give be a teacher oh my God keep this man far away from children Tiger Tiger come back here I’m not going to chase you what a cool name a no he’s going to build up some real morale in these children he’s going to teach them about The Facts of Life what you running from boy she’s trying to get me a shot you don’t like needles want me to show you a little
trick take your mind off that pain oh no no please don’t do it now you may be a little bit of a PR no don’t do it not to the not to the little boy counselor Hillary oh for fresh yeah that’s a fine handshake you got you you want come on nice meeting you major nice meeting you Miss ma’am but she’s playing a smart person what up of her range oh your place girl pull together man maor pain reporting for Duty sir thought that was a fart sound same yep you’re in charge of the green
boys they wear those green things is that a beetle walking across in front of bushes I can’t see them did they get real bugs it looks like it I understand you’ve been placing last eight years running into Virginia Military games I am here to remedy that I don’t care what you do with those boys as long as you keep them out of my hair falling movie you idiots let’s go oh he’s going to have his work cut out for him Aaron oh Lord he’s going to have his work cut out for him he’s going to
have to whip these Misfits into shape they’re a bunch of dweeps nerds even major Bon W pain as of I am replacing maor Frankford as your commanding whoa what are you doing man now what we have here is a failure to communicate to turn you maggots into a well disciplined Cadet unit from this day for what you’re sorry asn’t Belong To Me Drake blow your nose or even dig in your butts without my say so it’s a lot of rules killing is my business ladies and business is good I have to go to the bathroom
you hold it I said hold it or I’ll break that up and kick it around on the ground I’ve heard some of these quotes but I never knew they were from this movie I did something B is that Orlando Bloom Orlando Brown I mean go change your hugging boy and be back here fronto stop that cry a you think your tears will stop Charlie from taking his b and sticking in your little tiny heart he’s going to have to learn to be softer what the hell was that you little Freckle face cartoon this move is
going to have a lot more heart than expected that’s what I’m thinking did I give you permission to sneeze open no sir hold it in you big turd otherwise I kick your ass back to no wrong person drop down give me 25 pushup one uhoh what are you laughing at pig boy ouch you know you remind me of the dough boy if I poke your stomach will make you go up right now let go let me see that roll oh God let me see that belly roll who you red fox do y’all not learn bro
WR this kid what’s your name girlfriend call me dick you call me you like the way I handle the white boy feel good black man run back yeah brother why you come close ah I not your damn brother now me Squad now this is great what are you looking at ass ass nothing sir you plotting on me boy no sir well let me tell you something ass ass eyes and when a man get eyb at me and make my asent jack up and I get the to kill you me so you Jesus and what is
your damage muscle head you ignorant or you just plain old death yes sir he is Dea oh oh oh damn I’m sorry Mr handicap man if you don’t answer me when I speak to you I’m going to put my foot in your ass no oh God course the ADR that line hey guys who’s this guy he’s the cool kid looks like we got another major on our hands here guys oh he’s the one who wields the real power oh wow I think he really shaved his head oh damn they all really shaved their heads you
will walk like me talk like me oh poor guys all right d take these men two hour a PT yes sir first exercise will be the side Str I love his fervor there were these kind of like 90s movies of stranger mentoring students and some capacity yeah there’s a theme there could you please help me to understand why you shave the children bals oh that’s my little incentive program these boys had to earn it do that is do they have to earn their bathroom privileges too told on him he’s upset about this morning apparently he
had a little accident apparently he pissed all over the front of his pants well maybe that’s because he’s six woman when I was six years old I had a full-time job a full time job you think I owe you an apology I’m sorry you’re just a little turd that can’t hold your liquid out in public oh you get on out in my face while I pick you up and toss you out that window adorable I think that has a little kid in fresh prins I think that’s little Orlando Brown ah damn I don’t know I’m
likely to trust your instincts for no specific reason do you know what positive reinforcement means you take a PO and you snap his neck after you TOR him so you don’t have to go through life with a colost bag I’d like to make a suggestion why don’t you and I become Partners emotional growth and development of these little ones oh that’s an interesting turn what do you say I would say yes I mean look at her I can’t look at her she’s too unattractive oh my go she’s talking sexual yes yes good oh she knew
what she was doing of course of course she does you women ruining me you’ll be the death of me man that damn pain already starting to get on my nails while he’s eating candy they’re counterproductive there buddy get off ow what a jerk bag Pain’s going to kill us you know I have a heart condition I’m not sure he’s familiar with my medical history I have good news for you pack your beding your kid and your clothes let’s go welcome to the House of Pain house oh my God he got so many snacks sir I
think I speak for everyone when I say that this place is unacceptable what are you doing really the absurdity of the drill sergeants my little sprout uproot yourselves I like that shot tomorrow L we going to start the hard stuff they really put these children through the ringer you get no sympathy from me you want sympathy look at the dictionary between simp you really makes this movie he’s so funny yeah don’t fly baby fly I love that guy he’s so good if we don’t get across that rope I’mma hang him with it they’ll hang you
with it he loves it over that take your fat over shut up come on he can’t do it leave him alone I can barely do it everyone really looks up to him he’s like the real leader yeah he could be there’s a lot of potential in him they’re feel they’re going to earn each other’s Respect by the end of the F end of the movie what if this was a life or death situation but it’s not a life or death situation it is now uhoh he do it too I don’t I don’t doubt him come
on guys what are you crazy it’s just a dummy grenade no it’s not oh he’s costing the school a lot of money concentrate to finally what the hell was that it’s like a super laxative this here will pack enough punch to take out entire football team oh that is messed up P will never get off the can he’ll be made beef sto till graduation these kids could easily be misconstrued for something else in in the wrong context so I don’t know what you’re talking about I mean in a weird way he’s bringing in the unit
together because they all have a common enemy which is him yeah it’s very true there’s a call for you sir oh he knows what’s up look at them they’re strategizing yeah uh-oh now do you think bring them together by making Comm common enemy as his his intention or just like the adverse effect of what he’s trying to I think adverse yeah I think the ladder there’s a surprising amount of heart there’s actual story here yeah I thought it would just be a bunch of silly gags based off the front cover no yeah it’s it’s we
I like the team we have so far and there a narrative here exactly yeah I feel like having these kids there balances out from his ridiculousness uhoh things about to get shitty damn he swallowed that whole He golfed that down it’s not going to work that fast come on no way for the sake of a comedy erron and the name of comedy in the name of Comedy super fast acting laxatives don’t give him you’re giving him the look knowing that you the one who did it oh you can take it get he’s trained for this
my man his body’s probably immune Heats poisons for fun that was well well edited that was great cut to the Wi happens that was really well timed I keep wondering if this guy’s GNA be if he’s like the villain of the movie or if he’s going to amount to like being some kind of leader like a real leader feel like he’s going to be the leader um I feel he’s going to go through something that humbles him and then makes him the real leader I’m actually curious about where the story is going to go hours
he hasn’t blinked love how exaggerated of a Lethal Weapon he is he’s killing machine this one’s prettier man you sure about this he looks away to me I checked on see he’s dead to the world let’s go visual gag works so well because of the breathing up and down of the stomach right get in can I just stand beside the bed get in oh jeez this is going to backfire so stupid you shouldn’t do his kids don’t do it he’s going to he’s going to punish you guys so bad this is such a terrible IDE
day how is he not woken up okay he’s faking he has to be closer now put your arm around oh jeez come on guys I love how delicately they close the tripod so funny ma major a major a when we that’s squat when we piss I tell you ladies you’re the Prest unit ever underneath my command I think he’s really whipping them into shape though really making them a unit his unorthodox methods I thought we had a little talk about this kind of negative reinforcement she going to be my big helper yeah but they started
it don’t No don’t touch my whistle touch the whistle they may not like me but they will respect me let me be more direct they hate you good draw them close together make them a team aha attention i’ would like you to consider an alternative approach I want you to have this book role model the ABCs of the loving male role model I don’t need your book take it I don’t want it take it I don’t want it please major take it doesn’t matter even if you know she’s faking just do it the power of
Seduction I mean they need to be punished for what they did I mean they are technically yeah I I’m not really on her side on this one they got to maybe even worse I feel like in real life someone did that they’d be punished much worse than just having to wear dresses he’s getting more into the book surpris is actually reading it I just came by to let you know that williger has a slight temperature so you might not want to torture him this evening I will be sensitive to his needs pointing in the machete
have you been reading the book well I might have glanced at it once or twice well that’s very good I’m very proud of you m it’s such a child oh come on he’s back he’s back he’s all around the man myet boy get on out of here with that I’m scared of crap go on now get but this is not military training hello there fella it’s called a nightmare why don’t you run on back to your room for that man jump at the CL and CH your little head off halfway there progress s let me
give you a little history on Kevin Dunn car accident 1989 lived in the chest that often is till 1991 when the school adopted him I know all about it he needs right now is a sadistic Father Figure scaring the life out of him it’s not sadistic he’s toughing him up get him to ready for the future out and let boy grow up they’re going to learn from each other stop babying him I don’t call it babying I call it nurturing and I call you an insecure overbearing Psychopathic dictatorial eom mancal Frid lunatic he’s still there
you want to see nurturing uh-oh uhoh he in there oh no oh jeez heing there he ain’t happy m yeah it happened P just terminate that Batman with extreme prejudice and if he still in there he ain’t happy way to solve the problem you got to shoot your way out of things b b ain’t going to bother you no more thank you major a I love you a great reaction let’s go your angle boy you plotting on me snap your neck at 20 different places major major it’s okay he’s just trying to show you some
affection I don’t like it bul uhoh uhoh she’s falling for the softness in him good night Miss there’s a boy underneath that rough exterior I have to fix him says something about her if she’s falling for him you know right this teaches women the wrong lesson this is why they fall into abusive toxic relationships gaslighters she’s anxious and he’s avoidant yeah she’s trying to fix him can’t fix it’s not Good’s not here he’s in our ass is our ass so tight he gas so tight he can’t pass gas get it you got moves who’s this
ooh Steve Austin all right he’s a little thick for Steve Austin John Goodman yo you pain I got something to say to you that’s not JN good what be you did he hire this guy to whoop his ass to get respect I hope so you know I heard you’ve been giving these boys a hard time in fact I heard you couldn’t cut it in a real man’s military I think he hired him I heard your mother she played pool with the planets ooo you thinking about leaving yet well actually I think the party just begun
it’s exactly what he’s been looking for right he’s been thirsty for it there you go there you go said you going to hit me in the face what you calling me a li somebody’s going to answer for this blood from my lip I want names all of them I guess nobody’s responsible guess I just had that one of coming well you know what y’all got coming 7 20 three hour days full of fun and Adventure I’m going to make you boy strong it was me sir I hired him well that’s one death warrant son I
acted alone sir the rest of the squad was unaware of my activities he’s taking the fall within that’s not true is it it’s not true I don’t think so he’s the leader selflessness that’s it sure sir you are no longer the squad leader what stone you are now Cadet sergeant if these men win the Virginia Military games it’ll be because you had led them to a victory ooh that’s a nice turn yeah if they lose it’ll be because you failed them I like how major P are have such a caricature and then he’s become like
a real character yeah yeah like the the character aspect is just a facade facade but like to disguise what the actual character is like H in high order raising the bar I feel like they really had to train these kids before doing this comedy oh yeah there’s like a lot of physicality invol I want that trophy if your tur can bring me that trophy I will resign my command if you are discovered I will deny all knowledge and you will pay the price damn he’s a really good leader yeah he knows what he’s doing we
got two miles to get to Willington let’s get in out of there as fast as we can let’s hustle move it go look at that he’s becoming he doesn’t even realize it what you think I’m going to come and help you make me look bad anyway I’ve called my dad leaving this stupid School you salty little baby I’m going to the blackout you can’t come you’re too little why don’t you stay back here and guard the base okay young Orlando Brown kid from fresh prella whoever you are what’s the matter with you boy they won’t
let me going to Black Op they say I’m too little what about all the stories about the little people that do big things Little Red Riding Hood Three Little Pigs Le or them little rasers you ever hear the story about The Little Engine That Could let me tell you that story this it going to be accurate he’s using some of that softness some of that sensitivity training he was chugging his way across the enemy line this little engine mission was to take some AK47s that was pled opposition you think that stopped The Little Engine That
cut no he just kept chugging along she comes at the right time Dam wow look how soft he can be popped out the eyes of conductor blood did that stop the in the C damn skip me he just kept chugging along CH it wasn’t until Charlie rigged the bridge with plastic explosive uhoh just as The Little Engine was making his way across the dresser blood and gut and spitting ass was every everywhere I can’t feel my legs they ain’t there I look down and them little bloody n was kicking real fast 30 miles did a
Nast T unless you can flip upside down and work on your head you ain’t going to make it how many stories is he combining just me and my side and I had no other alternative but the blast my way out B I saw what you did this went so South so fast you just missed a little bedtime story no I didn’t actually I’d love to talk to you about that story perhaps over dinner oh snap drawn to the pain this is not going to be healthy relationship I want to do the sequel to this that
does a very realistic take on it where they be at in 30 years from now oh my God he changed this is not the place to have a quiet conversation God damn as you do I think Damon wayes really had to scarf all that down and they just sped it up how many takes you’re right that was almost a really good thing you tried to do for Tiger tonight they make a suggestion proceed well your story while colorful bit rough you mean explosion yes and the context the gouging part you need to loosen up not
everything can be about war she likes him for his potential it’s dangerous territory I like to hang upside down blindfold and then I take my gunot and I put it back together real fast before my nose start to bleed but is there anything that you like that doesn’t have to do with battle like golf negative dance I don’t suppose you dance I dance in Vietnam I’ve been known to cut a little rug in my day oh no is a you dance stop judging him that’s how he dances he’s expressing himself he can pop and luck
stun double it to he’s the constant center of attention okay there you go that’s something you can do together oh no R yeah get it pop it the hell was up you take these guys and fan out the Left Flank of the school go got you take these two and cover the right got it got she can heal him and make him softer him major pain this guy’s doing great oh yeah he’s killing him man come on realize you want to win it the right way oh no you’re going to get caught oh is it
the principal janitor don’t move he’s going to get expelled yeah we faster than that man run dang don’t abandon them oh yeah you’re done oh you’re done in rings oh no maybe that one kid that stayed behind can help them I keep trying to figure out how smart major pain actually is where how much just happens by chance I got something for you oh what is it it’s a bullet it’s from my heart literally he survived well where’d you get it from my heart left ventricle I took it out myself with a field knife he’s
such a great military man and they just threw him away terrible the beginning of a long 30 years terrible idea is this really the man you’d want to raise your children with what the hell are you doing in my office it was a trap you set us up I might have made a little Anonymous call oh we got the crap kicked out of us because of you tonight wasn’t about Fair unfair it was about achieving your objective did you even see that trophy hey I did did you want it I wanted it to own it
yeah deserve it yeah to win it oh yeah he’s got him if you really want it I’ll show you how to earn it he’s going to shoot major pain right now what the hell happened to you Michael Ironside what are you doing here it’s parents day and I am your legal guardian oh God drunk don’t you walk away from me give me a little salute I’m not going to salute you he feels like Jack Nicholson you Salute Your superiors what Superior they kicked you out remember don’t you sass me like your mother this just got
very real yeah I own you and you will respect me damn now you salute me no you hit that boy again again I’mma do more than salute you this is between me and my son stepson whoever he is he’s on my time now that man sweating hell yeah kick his ass pay yeah please return to your vehicle Smart they needed like a serious moment yeah an hour and 10 minutes into the movie get your one serious Mo now you understand why he is the way that he is major pain sir thank you I want to
get that trophy sir even better for me but you won’t steal it no sir you want to win it I want to earn it sir that’s right rest of you men feel the same way yeah I guess so yeah suppos way I guess that one kid not really but like all right since everyone else said it a this is a sweet movie other than the whole future domestic violent relationship that’s happen that’s a later problem eat eat like you’ve never eaten before this going to be a fun game we’re ever going to watch I think
they should end on in like an ambiguous way right before the game starts just cut to Black oh I want to do some military training N I know that sounds way too tiring can barely get out of bed oh oh no oh oh what just happened they got twins oh no there’s two of them okay oh yeah the Death guy pass got it you look so racist jeez Aaron godamn it oh little man city just a little bit damn Aaron you know we can’t say that in this video in major trouble major be a pain
for the ad suitability a he’s willing to share his whistle blow my whistle baby oh what why is this becoming like a real movie they didn’t even hear the dialogue that’s crazy that’s just visual storytelling right there I didn’t sign up for real emotions cute moment this just turned into like a real fil moments like that why she stays that’s how you hook him just got to apologize I’ve seen the Priscilla Elvis movie still a sandwich you’re just not a soggy one that’s means you got good feces turds you’ve graduated strong stools to maggots from
turds to maggots let’s win them games these games better be awesome there’s been so much hype and buildup to this you better not lose we need you back but he can’t go back he loves these kids now America needs you there’s a situation in that requires your special services no I can’t I love them now your unit will be leaving out of Washington you will arrive tomorrow at 1600 for briefing but here are your T but the kids uh tomorrow the military games and I was hoping games I fought to get you reinstated you want
it in I got you in oh man conflict the major will be there sir good man I’ll see you in Washington all right peace out kids I mean half of them have daddy issues you might as well just reaffirm he can be their daddy older male mentors will abandon you they will not stick around continue that cycle I overheard that whole conversation me leaving is training you to be tougher where you going back to killing you want to come oh damn what happened to Unity and family and all that other that you taught us I
never said family don’t break up don’t you watch Oprah you know when they’re through with you they’re just going to cut you loose again I asked to leave boys making me soft them boys need you I need you look woman T 11 separate engagements I didn’t do all that to come back and be conquered by no woman and a bunch of kids what you really think I was going to do marry you ouch adopt tiger become the loving male role model that’s not me it’s not me pain this is called is pain Dark Knight of
the Soul people screen writer ladies and gentlemen every big movie Falls the same structure pretty much it’s why most movies are predictable now all that growth what was it for major pain what was it for major pen just to regress I can’t believe he actually left Alex where are you going he had to run from his feelings it wasn’t personal games you guys better start getting ready we got to be there in an hour we don’t have to go to games P’s gone he’s gone until he shows up at the last minute to support you
guys pain or no pain I’m going to go out there and win that stupid trophy pain or no pain we got to gain the trophy I didn’t go through all that to come out empty-handed AR you with me I can’t hit you yes sir he really does have big ears you can’t help it Greg present arms stap present Arington present why someone like this some like this what’s up pick one Madison present arms Cadet order arms the Virginia jroy got nothing to save you bage come on oh forgot about this game that’s a hard game
it’s all about the strats The Leverage the grip damn poor kid surprisingly good transition that is not a white picket fence it’s really it’s really messed up fence it’s really ugly Rock oh from Tiger my f get son I wish tiger got the bullets out of that closet there it is oh boy it’s laughing you know what you must do he be honorably discharged damn kid get it kid come a long way oh I have never been good at rope climbing he’s over the wall go oh these like buot cab drill stuff are was really
fun did tough mutter once that was really fun it going be really fun CL thing I’ve done this is football training my man get it you going to trip him wow dude cheer winner of the races when did he switch sides I don’t think he did fourth place you traitor oh dang I guess what the hell you guys got to conduct yourselves in a professional manner damn he’s great I demand that the entire medicine Squad be disqualified from the final competition I can only disqualify the cadet who started the disturbance these animals are so pathetic
their on Commander didn’t bother to show up ain’t no need for name colge good man good man who whoa whoa whoa who I suggest we get this party started that okay with you Colonel I’m pleased to announce the two top rated squads who will compete for first and second place in the parade drill competition o here we go Wellington Academy and Madison Academy I would have ended this on a much darker note where he shows up right when they lose so was all for nothing you’re pathetic now to give them some nice morale in their
loss lick their wounds for next year I weirdly have a lot of thoughts about this movie that I want to share when the reaction’s done so why’d you come back be soft be soft maybe I didn’t come back for you Why’d You Come Back Then for my boy and my woman I told myself that I want to see you win first place and ain’t going to leave till you do it’s all about the trophy maybe I like you just like maybe I like you a lot that’s it don’t push the baby let’s win this thing
we have nobody to lead the drill of course we do tiger he’s little that boy know the drill like the knob on the back head I can’t do it I’m too little you got this little little Bloom you were The Little Engine That Could you’re going to shoot up this place real team leader private Kevin DK I think it’s like a real a good comedy and I feel like it had the potential to be like a great comedy if they just tweaked a couple of things adorable little guy good job kids I want to look
up the trivia on this movie yeah I’m really curious what happened to all these actors come on come on yeah he got you tapping oh my goodness hey oh my goodness oh my goodness this why he was hired damn is this real that looks real that’s yeah he’s doing it for real that’s awesome damn that’s awesome yeah Pump It show how it’s done get it yeah your daddy taught you that that was so funny never forget it the kid was so committed Orlando Bloom kid from Fresh prins So committ or from that so raven or
TMZ slash three months later oh yeah this teacher what a the random teacher with the bugs the dean there’s a Korean flag there there’s a Mex California flag Mexico flag I don’t know I figure what the flags look like did they win yeah good job good job guys you’re better than your abusive stepfather sir Squad is formed sir my name is Major Benson Winford pain Winford I’d like for you to think of me not only as your commanding officer but as your friend and what the hell is that he’s mine uhoh oh that’s cool he’s
the next potential leader of this squad or he just an you know there ain’t no pets allowed on these head premises Mr Ace ventur yeah well maybe that doesn’t apply to me he’s my blind cing ey dog oh he’s blind well would anybody want with a blind dog I’m the one that’s blind you idiot see you and your friend gujo here got a little attitudinal problem needs some readjusting hey corpit corpit go tell Mom bring my fi KN mom what do you care you’re blun kind of a creep creepy ass way to end the movie
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a real IV sure feels like it so stay hydrated stay healthy and let’s keep crushing those health and fitness goals together in the year 2024 all righty guys a classic one jeez Aaron I’m trying to say the thing say the thing if you’re listening this on Apple or Spotify I’m paying Aaron for 2 hours and we got 21 minutes I’m going to get every minute out of you Aaron I don’t care what we filled this with we just watched major pain today and Aon what was your expectations before going into this this comedy uh my
expectations were a zil a zero um uh and you know what they exceeded them they exceeded they they met they became an expect they met them and uh they did so adequately uh I liked it I thought it was fun I I definitely see why people like this movie uh it had heart you know even though that major pain was definitely on the outside this character of this tough and Military guy there was heart there there was like a layer of real character there underneath all of the uh the not satire but this like SNL
esque exaggerated character and seeing him play against these kids who also had their own individual things going on but primarily Stone and tiger um yeah it was it was a nice fun movie I like the music I think that is there two no there’s not up random uh yeah Damon Waynes really made this movie he was hilarious from start to finish you would think that the stick that he was doing would get old but it strangely didn’t I laughed through from start to finish and for a movie to be almost 20 almost 30 Jesus almost
30 years old it came out in 1995 the year I was born uh it yeah for it still to hold up is just a testament to the quality of the writing uh because you know we go through movies that are of their time you know each decade has their own genre of humor uh that it kind of sticks with and or plays with and some sometimes it works in future sometimes it doesn’t and this for the most part worked uh yeah I thought all the acting was really good I really like the girl who played
Hillary I cannot remember her name U do you remember that girl’s name dude of course I committed it to memory the only remembered is Stone and major pain and tiger and that’s pretty much it uh but yeah I was thoroughly entertained I don’t think it’s like the greatest comedy I’ve ever seen but it’s it’s fun you know it’s harmless it was what what’s her name Ken Parson Karen Parsons she’s still fine yeah she’s still hot damn I know getting off track but damn Godot damn woman uh yeah it had a lot more heart than expected
I got a theory for you you have a theory I was just having a random guest when I was watching I was like okay all the posters for major pain uh he’s turned profiled right looking over at us that way yeah his reaction like it’s a very specific kind of poster and then I started looking at all the other posters I started looking on like okay is this the original poster and it is the original poster and my theory is they had maybe some marketing thing where they didn’t really want the gold tooth showing yeah
because they were like they might be unappealing for audiences to look at and they might not want to see it and get the wrong impression might scare them might scare them with a black man with a gold tooth might offend uh military people and I went a different direction you did yeah I went with the black thing in the military maybe both maybe it could be both it could be both all right so here before there’s a okay IMDb has five facts one of them is really long so I I I want to get my
thoughts first okay then I want to go through these facts I got you for 17 more minutes here and Counting I’ve been going to go to the bathroom the last 40 minutes oh really but I’m hold it in oh God cuz every minute with you counts for this two hour are your Bells okay uh yeah I’m with you I I I I thought it would be a little bit more like hideen spoof satire I mean there’s there’s that uh spoof satire element throughout obviously with like making fun of uh drill sergeants and specifically the kind
of like drill sergeants that you would see in uh Cinema like I don’t really know what a real drill Sergeant’s like I know they’re riing on real drill sergeant but my only Association is with movies and this this movie is like making fun of like that type in a movie if you’re like what if you took this guy and you put him in this scenario and I thought they did a really fun job with that and to liken it to like a a comedy today I would kind of liken a little bit more to like
weirdly you don’t have you seen you Don’t Mess with the Zohan Adam S no actually never seen it well while it’s like a super silly film uh Adam Sandler really did like Israeli military training for it really bulked up for this film about this lethal Israeli War uh military man who comes to the States to become a hair stylist but he but he really got buff for it and he he did all the actual training and everything like they he really did all that and I got the impression that they kind of did the same
thing here that while it is a comedy they still had them go through rigorous training I imagine even Damen ways probably did like a decent amount of actual research because one of my favorite things about it was it did start off where I had that same feeling like okay this is funny now but is this going to get annoying watching this one note and then they managed to make major pain become a real character through the course of the film and they they never had it go too far yeah which I really liked where he
gets like way too soft by the end or some it was believable yeah and then they had some surprising heartfelt nuanced moments where there could be a little bit of a serious scene with major pain there and you could believe the serious scene despite how heightened this character is there’s some good visual gags throughout I mean eron and I were joking about the this kind of relationship is the thing that’s just not believable and get ridiculed today for you know falling in love with the man who would probably be a real abusive kind of lover
but it’s stupid silly comedy what do you what does it matter I do think that yeah overall the end goal of the movie is to make you laugh and I I laughed quite a bit it wasn’t like I was laughing a little bit and then suddenly I stopped like this was a movie that one of my I think my biggest laugh actually came from the the Orlando Bloom Miss tiger at the end when he was doing the Michael Jackson dad like that was cracking me up that’s like towards the very end of the film so
yeah I thought it was a really fun movie and I could see how this is one that could probably feed into a lot of people’s Nostalgia who grew up on it but this is us discovering it and normally I I kind of separate myself going yeah there’s like a Nostalgia film and then there’s this this is today as a new viewers like whatever uh I I thought it would be more annoying for some reason I’ve seen this poster for so much of my life never seen a clip or a trailer and I I always thought
it might be a bit of an annoying film even though I’ve liked the weins family and in like almost everything I see them in so I don’t know why I I I like watch My Wife and Kids and uh I watched um uh Wayne’s Brothers as well uh both those shows and then while they while the movies and I’ve seen some of their sketches from In Living Color and I’ve seen a good amount of their movies as well and Damon way is one who like went off into being a director he like direct Scary Movie
one and two I did not know that oh wow yeah yeah he’s mainly he’s directed A lot of them of the the ones that SAR Marlin and Shawn wayes he’s directed a good amount of them huh yeah so he’s he’s kept him there kep in the family right right let me before I’m before I’m really wrong I think I’m just going off memory here I I could be wrong because so many there’s so many weighin brothers that I probably I’m wondering if I’m wrong about that four of them and then the a big Wayne’s Brothers
family no no I’m wrong who’s the keen and ivory Waynes is the one I’m thinking of keen and ivory way my bad yeah no Keen IV way is the one who went off and directed my bad okay glad I clear once I started saying I was like no wait a minute I think I’m off about that se The Last Boy Scout um but yeah I’ve seen the sketch Living Color I forgot that he’s not the one I want off to what did Keenan I wayin do he we got I think he was In Living Color
we got 13 minutes Aon I’m going to look up what Keenan I Wayne’s did he he’s done a lot of stuff I know he used to do more stuff in the 90s being on camera but not as much yes he’s the one who’s like directs white chicks and that’s right my bad I got it confus w okay the last yeah okay glad we are here to where where is it the director director little man white chick Scary Movie Scary Movie 2 oh they brought back In Living Color that’s right I forgot about that they did
yeah look 2012 forgot they did that actually I didn’t forget clearly didn’t last long I did not know that um but yeah uh I think D way and Damon way has a kid who’s also called Damon wayes right yeah Damon way Jr yes she new girl yes yes yes yes okay there’s a lot of Wayne’s Brothers there’s a lot of it’s a big Wayne’s family wayman’s of them and there’s the next generation of Wayne there just the ones you know about that’s true all right Aaron we got 11 and a half minutes left I’m going
to look up how many wein what is the size of the wein family that’s not the way to ask the question but let’s see if this Google knows what I’m talking about come on Google come on AI I should have said how many members are in the we’s family be a lot 10 siblings damn see five brothers and Five Sisters that’s a shitload of kids look at that look at that poor mother Keenan Ivory sha Marlon Damon and Dwayne Wayne who the hell is Dwayne he’s like I want no part of this family business who
is Dwayne wein oh he’s a real human being it’s been a long time since I’ve seen White Chicks but did that movie have heart do you remember kind of because what what makes me think of that is you know this movie had that balance of him being a caricature and and over the course of the movie developing heart and being like a a real guy to some extent but I’m like watching it and he has the these his scenes where he does his like his bits you know like the The Little Engine That Could and
like the whole dancing aspect of things or the that one scene but you know it doesn’t feel like how they would try to do comedy in the 2000s it still felt of the 90s but it wasn’t overbearing no still in that that realm of like okay this is still entertaining this is still funny rather than trying too hard to be like ha you get it we’re doing a bit well here’s what I think would have helped elevate this movie from being a like a good comedy to a masterpiece of a film I’m here to tell
you how this could have been maybe the greatest movie ever made ER I I don’t I don’t mean to oversell but I think I can deliver the goods what they could have done is a I think we they could have had a little more of those Nuance serious doesn’t have to be serious but not go for like go for the laughs uh when you’re just cutting to the kids when they’re by themselves that way we can really get to know the children so you have a contrast when you cut to major pain where you’re kind
of in a different type of like Wacky World and then you’re in a world with the kids where you get a little bit more of getting to know their personality is where they come from why they’re here why they are the way they are like that the whole thing with the kid and his stepfather comes in like pretty late into the movie and kind of getting an inkling of that for the character Arc probably would have helped serve the narrative a little bit better you know and I feel like that one ingredient would have helped
flush all this out because this whole thing about the games I’m like I don’t really know what what the I know the game’s it’s more than just like a trophy there’s there’s got to be a deeper meaning to it than that you know but why and I think if if they had and I thought this movie at times was a little bit at odds of wanting to just be that wacky comedy because there’s three screenwriters here so I thought at times it was that odds would wanting to be the wacky comedy that as advertised and
then oh but you know we really do want a little more Harden to be kind of like Kindergarten Cop or something I don’t know one one of those movies where you get more Nuance to to so you’re more connected to the kids yeah and and I think that was the missing ingredient because I’m like I don’t really know who the the kids personalities is that well other than you only know like three of them you know tiger the guy the one who’s the douche who leaves them and then the main guy right and but everyone
else even has like a camaraderie and stuff like I think there were felt like there was like missing scenes or stuff that they just rewrote or cut out where if we got more of I guess what I’m talking about is like whenever you’re cutting with them that’s where you really get a start growing the heart for it so you care more about major pain connecting with them you know and then I think they could have perhaps dialed back a tiny tiny bit towards the end like just get a inkling more of who major pain is
not a lot I’m not saying a lot but when they have these opportunities when he’s bonding with Hillary whatever her name is he’s bonding with with the girl from freshz uh if you got a tiny bit more of like beyond the military yeah and something from his childhood yeah I’m not saying you have to go like deep psychoanalysis or some but the the movie was obviously wanting to to go in that terrain I think the movie wanted to like that’s why they have the book about emotional nurturing being an adult male role model reading a
psychology book they have like these when he first argues with Hillary when they first have a blowout just dropping like these adjectives of like real psychoanalysis term you know so I think the movie actually wanted to sort of explore that and they were kind of I don’t know it’s the 90s I don’t know how worked back then so maybe they were told to like you know temper it hold it back be more fun you know I I I have no idea uh but I do think more of the the heart wanted to be there kind
of threw out and they were kind of told not to or they were told to edit it out because especially with like Damon Wayne’s being a co-writer and and like the main thing I love from him all most people love like In Living Color or the other things he’s done um some people even liked him in the Lethal Weapon show the the I I know him for My Wife and Kids mainly like specifically this Wayne’s brother I know him for my wife and kids which is a very heartfelt show about family and it was really
funny and I really liked it and I I think that this movie is actually Shining a lot when they are doing more of the the stuff with Hillary so bad forget your name wrong stuff with her I think that’s when they were definitely um showing a little they’re not like a husband and wife but that’s when you start seeing the the relationship side of it and then with tiger the father side the stuff that really shines in my wife and kids and this is on My Wife and Kids production so clearly this is this is
a that is a theme in a topic when it comes to narrative storytelling that Damon ways himself is very much drawn to so maybe there was a specific script and Dam ways came in and said we should Implement some of this or maybe there was an inverse I don’t know either way I think if they had more of that it would have helped make the wackier stuff even funnier yeah you know and they would have had some actual stakes and investment in the game because even the movie when they’re done with the game they just
dissolve too and they you don’t get a wrap up on on our kids no when I’m like oh that’s kind of a bummer to me you know or or even with Hillary God damn it yeah they kind of they kind they did kind of treat them as a bit of an afterthought yeah cuz we they start to do that in the beginning like okay these are these kids different personalities as he’s like giving them their their uh their punishment for their acting out or whatever and yeah we start to see some of that like the
like the thick kid who was eating the the cookies and stuff I would have liked to see more of him and like the the kid who had the his head shaved who had the big ears and like yeah I agree that camaraderie would have made things a little bit stronger and I I would have liked to know more about Hillary too or whatever the hell her name is um and you know maybe her relationship with with tiger you know and then that adds and plays into their perspective of the the whole family thing because the
way that it ended where major pain leaves it just treated them as the focus for that one scene or that one segment of the movie and then ending it Without Really seeing where they go cuz there some of them are still in the line like uh at the end of the movie and just ending it on major pain not really showing the followup of what happens with him and Hillary what happens with him and Tiger’s relationship what happens to the team as a whole I would have liked to seen all of that and yeah that’s
it’s unfortunate but may hey maybe left on The Cutting Room floor maybe they’re like all right this is a 90s movie we got to wrap it up yeah you got time for none of that uh let’s see here okay I’m going to look at re I’m speed reading some quick facts here all right to research his character Damon Wayne’s endured several weeks of di qualification training learning the requirements to Marine Corps drill instructor as well as other aspects of Marine Corps training viewers can see several small things he does like the Cadence of his walk
see this is the thing I’m talking about where I’m like I felt like he actually prepared for the role and that’s what I mean like you wouldn’t just do that for just a wacky comedy I think there was more care in there that they wanted to implement along with the wackiness you know almost unconsciously correcting his cover after berading and getting in the face of each Cadet and the list goes on and the b list basically just goes on the stage is how much more he uh he stayed in there and even improvising he was
a lot of it was embodying the character all right okay there’s actual accuracy to the uniform he’s wearing one of the kids is the one he says um he says I’m not your brother that is actually deak Williams that is Damen Wayne’s nephew oh cool usually put their kids in there it’s cheap cheapap cheap cheap let’s see here uh Dam Wayne’s character was dancing to Pop That Coochie by two two Live Crew in the nightclub scene uh interestingly enough Waynes was having a real life Feud with two life crew at the time due to a
joke he told about the group during his comedy special oh way to rub it in their face I liked hearing you readed Pop That Coochie that was funny um yeah hey Aaron we got two minutes left uh Martin Lawrence was offered the role of major pain but turned it down cuz he was making bad boys with slap artist Will Smith I could have totally seen him as major pain too he would have been great uhuh let me just go no was this one a minute and a half left okay pH I like the score too
I thought the score was was fitting oh check this out in interview with is true it’s good a good point on the on the score here um in an interview Damon Wayne said that at the beginning of filming he was advised by technical adviser Dale D to meth act and dist himself from the kids in the R Group when the camera wasn’t rolling similar to what Lou go Jr had done and An Officer and a Gentleman see I think they wanted to make a real movie right you don’t make those choices for that kind of
that kind of preparation for a pure comedy no I got those inklings of like the filmmaker or the writing that probably had Studio notes to I don’t know just keep it keep it simple or something keep it light uh but no yeah cuz that they get heavy with the steps dad coming in slapping the kid around like this is rather Ser this like serious this is dramatic scene that was the most serious thing that happened in the movie it was like a little jarring for to go like that real and then go back to to
the tone we were expecting we were used to but uh overall with what we got the product ultimately delivered was a funny film and I’m glad we saw it and we got to experience the Nostalgia a lot of people get a experience we got 40 seconds left here um this video itself will not be two hours but the recording is two hours got to get that who’s your favorite weigh in Marlin wow done the most well just by quantity not by quality of an artist he’s done the most he’s bidden more things he’s my favorite
by that measure I’d be like Nicholas Cage is my between Marlin and him because I grew up on him and uh all my wife and kids he’s he’s a classic I miss him I wish he’d come back Damon we miss you still does stuff when was the last time you saw him in something oh two hours up all right thank you guys so much for being here uh leave a like And subscribe and we’ll catch youall soon I gotta get him out of here before he charges me more you know M Lyon hey M M
M it’s a new year in Sweden or Switzerland I don’t know it’s been a couple years I always forget which one they sound the same to me I don’t know what they look like I don’t know what what you sound like I don’t I don’t know the difference what is he Sweden I think he is Swedish wait did you forget I you remember it was like you said both names so many times he was like doing the shell game I was like where is the Pete uh yes he’s he’s in Sweden I I yeah my
mind leans towards Sweden every time but I constantly question it because I’m like I don’t know what Switzerland or Sweden looks like and I don’t know what what the difference is because I don’t know what any I don’t know anything about you guys sure and you’ve educated us before but it’s all left my dumb American brain once a year you should come back here and educate us on your culture anyway look you got to have a New Year’s resolution regardless right you you swits must do that you must have don’t celebrate the new year or
sweet yeah you you must have a you must have a New Year’s plans so here’s your New Year’s resolution I’m going to give it to you because I know you probably haven’t thought of it cuz you guys down and uh uh Estonia never think about it right you Romanians man oh so what your shout out is your your New Year’s resolution um oh I knew exactly what was going to be all right um You are going to buy many mirrors you’re going to set up many mirrors that way when someone breaks into your home to
try to shoot you you can do the taunting monologue game oh yeah and you can like flip around and be like where am I now and then there’ll be surrounded by mirrors and then they shoot at you and but it cracks with you don’t Flinch they sh that wasn’t you they shot they shot the mirror not you and you give a laugh and you step out of frame and leave them to languish hit them over the oh yeah that no no no in confusion before you hit them over the head hit them over the head
yeah you sneak up on them that’s when you get the drop but you see the thing is like you know the problem is in these like spy and action movies that you’re obsessed with uh male is like they don’t prepare for a scenario when do they ever take the time for a training session to learn how why is it always they know how to manipulate the mirror situation but the bad guys don’t know how to manipulate the mirror situation so you got to train you really got to train to figure out how the mirrors bounce
off each other to be able to properly manipulate and trick the the bad guy when they break into your home of how to you know scare them yeah you need to learn the layout of the you need to spend a month living in complete dark so you know the lay out just instinctually and then you need to do a lot of different studies on yeah what angles are the best what looks the most cinematic because the thing is if you’re going to mess with you know like a a a burglar coming in you can’t just
do it in a normal efficient way you have to taunt them and make it clear that you’re the boss and they messed up by coming into your domain and please do not for the love of God please do not attack until they say where are you yeah it’s very that’s the most important part facts this sh yeah dude there you go man Mel seriously all right you’re the best Norwegian we know best Norwegian all right you take care of your Viking sisters and brothers out there and you let us know how everything is going and
uh Happy New Year te you buddy yeah
