CONAN THE BARBARIAN (1982) MOVIE REACTION!! First Time Watching! Arnold Schwarzenegger | Review
thank you to Babel for sponsoring this video more on them after the reaction citizens of the reject Nation Andrew Gordon and I from movie Source channel are here to watch a movie that I have heard the lead actor of this mentioned many times in his inspirational speeches if
we didn’t have one we would have to build one is what the director said that’s right terrible honorable Impressions coming your way way for Conan the Barbarian aore 7eleven how you feeling uh stick around to hear my answer Greg that was a way transl sck around to hear
my answer Craig yeah Dracula more Dracula I’m doing good uh preg Governor Arnold I’ve seen just about every single one this is one I have not I’m looking so forward to this I know this is one of his alltime like change his career man yeah change his career
couple years before the Terminator I’m excited all right guys what you know to do leave a like on this video subscribe click the Bell click the Bell thanks to prepper for helping us set down these highlights full link 3 watch long res sing with your own copy of
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with highlights and watch songs included let’s do it Andrew that does not kill us makes us stronger oh whatever doesn’t kill you makes you strong got it yeah Dino de lentes yo I like this music it’s basil pooris he did the score to Robocop and Starship Troopers that
is a great pull Jamie drones in this huh between the time when the oceans drank Atlant and the rise of the sons of arus cool and onto this Coran destined to Bear the jeweled crown of aquilonia upon a troubled brow sure his chronicler who Al can tell thee
of his Saga let me tell you of the days of high adventure that’s so cool doing that with the screen faded to Black God I love Moo’s voice yeah interesting this is basil pooris but it sounds like Jerry Goldsmith’s Total Recall score which came out eight years after
this but I love the score already I love the way they’re capturing the welding of this blade just the blade and the Flames this music’s got such a heroic Vibe I know it’s swelling that’s cool shot sick damn Oliver Stone was oh I miss that I did not
know that wow cool fact I just love that this is starting off on the Journey of a creation of a blade fire and wind come from the sky from the gods of the sky but Crum is your god Crum and he lives in the earth awesome GRE screen
and in the Darkness chaos they fooled Crum and they took from him the Enigma of Steel the gods forgot the secret of Steel and left it on the battlefield fools we who found it are just men not Gods Not Giants now Conan special just man The Secret Of
Steel has always carried with it a mystery it must learn its fiddle cor no one in this world can you trust more than yourself this you can trust I am buying a sword you’ll never have trust issues again yeah oh I think that was Franco colum yeah it’s
Franco Columbo it was uh the future Terminator in uh the Terminator oh thank you I just recognized him from Pumping Iron something tells me they’re not coming for tea it’s a bit of a Whimsy to this it’s a good spot behind the tree no one will see you
fantastic stunt performers oh yeah damn this got an epic feel to it whoa oh no wow this looks really difficult to put together oh so this movie about K getting revenge against these guys oh oh why are you attacking these villagers yes trust the sword whoa that was
way to stunt damn jeez who loving into it and then burst into flames or the Flames spread that was cool this a very interesting cinematography I’m loving it oh no no you will avenge your dad oh look at this puppy are these evil dogs I think so oh
no damn I don’t want to see dogs be used that way you’re attacking the the puppet damn hey now he’s got a personal motive and he will wield said blade you punks I can’t wait for Arnold to crush your skulls right damn wish they would have ran away
oh is that Sven Thorson it’s one of Arnold’s best friends he’s the demon and dragon the Bruce Lee Story there you go that’s what I need oh what interesting there’s been no dialogue for a good amount of time change only that one scene of dialogue and moo narrating
there he is where’s this lightsaber H Bing oh you see all the snakes and his body armor too it’s a lot of snake worshipping it looks like serpent worship it’s just a stare down don’t fight you will lose think she’s just gazed by his eyes Al it to
it’s kind of a windless battle so much cutting back and forth just with their expressions oh so I think James Earl Jones is the bad guy I I I think so it’s kind of neat capturing all this from like young Conan’s perspective feeling like uh just a a
nightmare just a music and atmosphere over it yeah you could definitely feel the tension mood atmosphere it’s like over dramatic play yes I shall let the boy live so he may come back one day hate how our bad guys all move like non-emotive oh my God look at
all these heads on the ashes were trampled into the Earth and the blood became as snow oh slaved kids for the leader rode to the South while children went North with a vanard she no one would ever know that my Lord’s people had lived at all act of
genocide his was a tale of Sorrow I mean pain and suffering builds character this one big personal development movie right here look at all the locations they shot on damn yeah impressive I can’t imagine this is a a high budget in 1982 but they’re making use of all
the dollars they have this is how he became Arnold and buff he just had to push that thing the whole time okay so it’s a story about an enslaved individual who Rose to become a hero and I think your prediction about how he became buff is correct I
was saying that as a joke he just pushed this all the time well I got to imagine they’re all as buff as Arnold then well I got to imagine you’re going to fall one by one right those who the weak ones but he’s strong willed he’s got revenge
on his mind damn damn we got quads kicking in is he the only one rolling it now by himself I think so yeah beautiful damn in the snow no it was a great time uh lapse transition see he would have been the man if he did it’s shirtless
in the snow yeah can’t believe only one year has passed since his parents di I know it’s crazy oh our new high five right there damn damn he’s the only Survivor that’s crazy what were they doing I I was trying to think what’s the is it just just
spinning comment guys I don’t know what they were doing that yeah I don’t know sit here it’s fun going back to this because this is like Arnold aiming to prove himself right right you know in his career before he just had all the power they putting him in
a match like a gladiator type of match yep that’s literally what it is who you going to bet on Greg damn look at them tight oh god oh Jesus now we know where those grunts originate from come on Conan oh give it to him selling the struggle this
is very visceral I’m feeling all this oh oh oh my God he’s con airing him are you not entertained oh my God how many fights is he having he did not care anymore whoa damn life and death the same only that the crowd would be there to greet
him with hows of lust and fury oh they really programed he began to realize his sense of worth and being a barbarian oh cool to show this in like Montage form cuz otherwise it would feel a little repetitive if it’s slow each time gives it a more frenetic
pace and cutting throughout time no this is like chaotic he was taken to the east a great prize where the war Masters would teach him the deepest Secrets normally I don’t like narration but if it’s moo it’s okay dude he’s just built like ridiculous I don’t know what
the hell that was but I get it language and writing were made available the Poetry of Kai the philosophy of sun he educating himself for a higher purpose and he also came to know the pledge of women who yes best scene in the movie by far although this
is not feeling uh he being a tender tender man to this enslaved woman barbaric times think that’s a real sword he’s really good with this though but always there remained the discipline of Steel I like how he’s capturing this childlike uh boyish quality to we won again but
you can still feel that immense intensity of Revenge inside too Conan what is best in life crush your enemies see them driven before you and they hear the lamentation of your women yeah I mean is that his first lines in the film I think it’s his very first
line in the movie perfect establishing the exact kind of uh drive this guy has essentially you’re perfect Soldier now you’re free what it has been surmised that perhaps my Lord was like a wild animal that had been kept too long yeah he does play him very feral but
whatever Freedom so long an unremembered dream was his oh that was a cool Dutch angle shot like how there’s a lot of mood to this wasn’t expecting that oh oh damn there’s a lot of ways Conan the Barbarian could have died right there I’m waiting for this movie
to tell me if we are watching a Fantastical film or if it’s just during a a period where they believed in this in the Mythos of all this you know but if the movie itself is actually Fantastical hi I have made fire oh we just got to get
him a volleyball wion whoa It’s Your Destiny the level of commitment in Arnold’s performance just there was such a period where Arnold was you know really using his Charisma a lot oh yeah and then he’s got his Charisma but I just love his commitment to really prove himself
here like a real performance from him you know I’ve never seen a film go this long without him having so much so little dialogue rather like it you can trust that oh my God is that his actual blade that I have no idea maybe he’s going to forge
it more I don’t I don’t know or it could be maybe it is the one whoa whoa whoa oh I think it’s just cuz he moved the sword that’s why damn the baritone in his voice echoing through here all where are the nice doggies that was sick you
can trust steel oh did he cut the dogs or Wolves pretty sure he’s wearing them you know as harsh of conditions as Conan has he keeps his skin and hair in wonderful condition oh she that looks quite inviting there’s warmth and fire know I’m looking at it do
you not wish to warm Yourself by my fire the way women always talk that way to me yeah right con constant all the time it’s a trick remember your father’s words don’t trust people I would take the chance with her yeah right I mean it doesn’t it’s like
you might as well just see how this trick plays out right what are you doing woman she like a witch getting witchcraft Vibes they said you had come from the north a man of great strength a conqueror not a barbarian one who would crush the snakes of the
earth snakes snakes did you say snakes I know I’ve heard that name snakes before what is it you seek a standard a standard two snakes coming together facing each other with the sun and the moon below yes they’re tonally having two different conversations there is a price bararan
oh what a fantastic price to pay seriously so we can’t show you guys what happening on screen so right now she is saying to go to Zamora which we all know is located in Utah wow this is a real scene oh my God she is morphing into something
special oh my God what has she turned into that is a vamp vampires oh my God oh my God uh oh no sweet okay I think this is definitely leaning alone in the more fantasy supernal ele that’s what I’m talking about wow this just happened the other night
with my wife and I who got thrown into the fire oh she definitely threw me I I I I do not possess enough upper body strength to pick up um more than 15 pounds food I have not eaten for days let me die not in hunger but in
combat who are you I Amai thief and Archer like how he’s transparent he’s a thief so what are you doing here yeah you for w i PR to the four wins and you I like that he’s not trustworthy but someone who was in his position that makes sense
would be but I seld pray to him he doesn’t listen what good is he then so he’s just like a cool Wanderer he’s strong if I die I have to go before him and he will ask me what is the realid of Steel if I don’t know it
he will cast me out of Valhalla and laugh at me that’s Crum valala my God is stronger here is the Everlasting Sky your God Lives underneath him love the time of night they’re shooting this oh yeah it’s fun having a battle of of wits about which God is
the best God but they can still get along modern society could learn a thing or two these are such cool locations yeah this looks like an exhausting movie to shoot oh I can’t even imagine have you ever seen this before no let’s waste no time I love AR’s
deliveries no he just he does his delivery just in his own world like it doesn’t sound like he’s actually having a conversation like this is how I rehearse my lines this is how I would to say it does it always smell like this how does the wind ever
get in here okay moving on I get it man it’s like the movie is filling you like there’s Darkness but there’s so much wonder and that’s part of what I like about Arnold’s wide-eyed expression at character I thought he’d just be more stoic it’s a dark fantasy Adventure
how about two snakes coming together over a black Sun the only snakes I know of are those of set and those cursed Towers they have spread to every city Vermin they murder people in the night Black Lotus stigan the best this better not be haga I would sell
hagga to a Slayer such as you I don’t know what any of these things are I don’t know what words they’re saying I am evil your slats it sounds like an actual think Arnold would say in real life if I if I ever meet him again I just
want to hear him say that line what did he just just punched the camel YouTube big to be a thief why did he just punch a camel come let’s leave this place this movie is randomly quirky yeah I miss all the dark and Supernatural wants gravitate towards a
little levity like it well it’s playing to Arnold’s strengths can only imagine as an actor reading that you are going to punch a camel this m is filled with beautiful women I do know who this actress is and again I haven’t seen the movie but uh I believe
she was in the movie red Sonia with Arnold you’re not a god neither are you thieves like yourself come to climb the tower you don’t even have a rope oh I know that cuz Arnold’s my favorite actor you don’t need a rope do you know what Horrors Li
beyond that wall no then you go first like the dialogue is so80s campy love it um and then I take this movie serious when they’re not speaking like I love so back and forth with it yeah it’s a product of its time yeah it’s cool it’s cool I
I love 80s so much that it’s not bothering me I’m going to judge it by uh how it will be made today in 2024 that’s the best way to that’s the best way to judge it do you want to live forever come on you Apes you want to
live for forever dude I’m loving pasle Poor’s score she is athletic damn the production design is impressive on this fil that one he’s the high priest second only to Thad Doom they say Thad Doom’s a thousand years old is that true I’ll see what’s here go find out
what’s below you guys really should keep your voice down seems like it echoes in this room I I guess the best way we’re going to be able to tell is how much James Earl Jones has aged in the amount of years since Arnold has gotten older just K
kicking around punching camels kicking rats putting coats on from wolves this guy loves animals I know back in that time it’s different times that’s why he’s a barbarian I’m pretty sure every woman in this film is extremely attractive I wouldn’t watch it any other way whoa whoa is
this serpent going to come to life snake eating its own tail we call that an Ora Boris oh is it creepy ass design dud it really is looks practical I’m assuming it is because in ‘ 882 they didn’t really have C DGI this movie makes good choices I
wonder what your favorite scene’s been so far I have three oh okay that’s definitely real yeah but I agree with you I love when the film takes its time and we don’t have a lot of dialogue yeah because you can just gra a mood oh my God it’s
it’s the Aladdin moment infidels the eye of the serpent bricks oh no oh no oh this is exciting yeah I’ve always wanted to see Arnold battle a giant snake that is the guy who killed one of the people who killed his family yeah yeah I as well take
it I thought he already knew this that he pieced it together is he going to come up behind him that is actually really creepy yeah oh he can see it right there oh that’s cool there is a neat world to this is that is that stop is that
stop motion no ah dude and this movie gets violent it gets violent I like it I like it a lot come on Archer it’s a giant snake that’s barely moving I I think he doesn’t want to hit him I know but come on there’s plenty other spots of
the yeah contribute something whoa nice all things considered this could have uh this could have been a much more challenging fight yeah I was expecting a little bit but oh whoa there is a grit to this but like nowadays it’ be some PG-13 CGI thing I take the
fun practical over the cheesy CGI oh I agree with you I think the one with Jason Mamoa was R but I never saw it but I think it was R Infidel hey infidels oh so she was going to be eaten by the snake I guess she was going
to be sacrificed yeah they’re snake worshippers so she was she was an offering yeah so I guess that enhances their life right more years or she was going to do it with this thing I don’t know oh my God rebellious oh there you go some hot stuff lady
that’s cool very cool yeah what a fun little swashbuckling moment we’re having kill them oh are they going to jump into the pool or water whatever is it’s deep enough Andrew it’s got to be at least 9 ft deep you so tellall as a stunt I love when
movies do that nice hurt she got good hips and a nice core good job job very impressive you’re not a witch are you there’s a dead pig in the background oh yeah I just noticed that too that’s interesting they haven’t had much lines of dialogue or interaction with
each other but I actually like their chemistry I think he sees a lot of his mother in her just like that strength and courage and the looks I say go after uh the woman who looks like your mom the most oh oh God women just throw themselves at
him and I can’t figure out why yeah it’s hard it’s going to have to ponder and think about that I think get to the axent Greg I love the masculinity of the80s just love it love it never be emulated every I know Conan would be cancelled today nice
best scene number four these are scenes Arnold personally wrote Into the screenplay there’s not enough sex sces I need a couple more it will show them how deep my character is he’s got so many women pregnant during this movie so many diseases you go Arnold I honestly can’t
think of another movie where I’ve seen Arnold maybe Tommy weo saw this movie and this inspired him for the room it is a better Tommy weo performance oh Greg what are you talking about my performance is the best of all time Greg I got the long hair and
the better scenes damn Conan you last a while so round two yeah dude I agree with you it’s the scenes of not much dialogue it’s the facial emoting expressions I’m like I really like they’re really nailing those scenes all manner of Pleasures in Divergence were indulged Savages success
can test one’s metal as surely as the strongest adversary oh my God they were were taken to the hall of King ozich the usurper huh these are the thieves you have requested sir I thought there were three oh uh our companion died in the gardens Lions hate him
she’s definitely telling the truth some shots it looks like Anthony Kus lions at him seen this they call it the fangs of The Serpent and this one was thrust into a Father’s Heart by his very son that is brutal my own daughter has fallen under this Thula Doom
spell all right so now you got a personal is there a dagger such as this in her hand for me she follows him as a slave as we speak my daughter travels East to Sal doom and his mountain of power she is to be his you could have
a successful son-in-law steal my daughter back take all you can carry there comes a time when the jewels cease to Sparkle gold loses its luster when the throne room becomes a prison I’d rather get there first and then feel that way all that is left is a Father’s
Love For His Child sure to The Hires with Thom he’s evil a sorcerer who can summon demons his followers only purpose is to die in his service I want to be a follower I have talked to subai and he agrees let’s take what we have while we live
I was thinking are they going to just take it and they got a lot right there but also he has a personal matter in Thula Doom yeah I think we’d focus more on that that motive many times I face my death with no one to know I would
look into the huts and the tents of others and the coldest Dock and I would see figures holding each other in the night it’s like soap opera effect always wanted to watch a soap opera starring Arnold we have warmth that’s so hard to find in this world let
someone else pass by in the night let us take the World by the throat and make it give us what we desire you talk a lot you got to go get your revenge though man going to say he didn’t just take out dad took out both parents now
he’s getting paid to get revenge yeah yeah that looks as it all he’s going to take the money yeah and not get revenge oh he gone maybe he carved a letter into like a stone for her I was going to say at least she I would think she
knows where he’s going right or he just left the snake thing I don’t know is that the Serpent’s eye yeah hey it’s a man on a mission Arnold in the 80s versus thousands of bad guys I’m going with Arnold I’ve seen enough Arnold films such a Romanticism to
the way this movie is capturing its whole story and I love how it’s capturing the sense of adventure too not easy to do with a Revenge uh plot the children of Doom Doom’s children huh they told my Lord the way to the mountain of power they told him
to throw down his sword and return to the Earth sure time enough for the Earth in the grave wonder how long it took moo to do the all the narration looping it’s like you got 2 hours and you’re done with this entire job it was here that I
met my master it was no accident nor is it mere chance that I am the teller of his tale oh we about to meet moo moo I’m a wizard mind you I miss him so much I’m My Flesh and he will have to deal the dead can you
soundon demons wizard I strike at you I would summon a demon more ferocious than all in hell all right beautiful Kings buried in great Kings Ms once glittered like the light on a windy sea Shan might have been a reference to Apocalypse Now no fire at all that’s
why I live down here in the wind going to say say looks freezing over here nobody bothers me down here not even FSA Doom why did you say that name you’ve not come here as a pilgrim have you oil the sword and feed the horse have you ever
ridden one of those things before Arnold on a camel that’s something I never thought I’d see where do you think you’re going brother I’m afraid afraid to Bear yourself why you’re so big and so well grown you should be proud of your body this is interesting design by
the costume designer could we talk over there where the others do not see I’m afraid and I’m shy this is uh your rope Prest rope yes it’s all I have good that’s all you’ll ever need this brother there Buff Ass priest walking through the village he was able
to fit in yeah damn look at all them extras that’s a lot I mean yeah that’s a crapload of extras I it looks like a good chunk of the budget just went to extras oh there’s fenel Thorson again but we need our James Earl Jones specifically hey he’s
barely really been in the movie so far but he’s the main villain so fenel Thorson he’s the one that uh he was in the scene when Arnold threw the knife and said stick around and then knock knock and he shot him that’s fun he just Towers over everyone
this is my pass how did he know the password interesting shot how we’re following this guard while following Arnold maybe he’s going to tell them that this is the thing that we’re missing that went missing and I don’t know is that Max veto’s daughter that we just saw
perhaps damn I see you I have watched you for a thousand years I have watched you I recognize that voice I was I felt that from Arnold who among you still fears death who will not face emptiness infinite oh they just grab Arnold ah oh I my only
I mean I’m I’m sure they’re going to explain but my only assumption is he when he gave them that green give away I mean cuz that was what he took I guess where is the eye of the serpent grea says that you gave it to a girl probably
for a mere night’s pleasure hey hey that’s his woman you broke into my house stole my property murdered my servants and my pets you kill my snake porrim is beside himself with grief he looks like it K my mother you killed my father you killed my people you
took my father’s sword I believe in there must have been when I was younger nice to see Arnold in a vulnerable place there was a time boy when I searched for steel and steel met more to me than gold or Jewels the rebel of Steel yes shall I
tell you it’s the least I can do oh please steel isn’t strong flesh is stronger a beautiful girl come to me my child w w oh my God I thought you was going to like fall the ground oh my God I thought that is strength boy how is
that strength what is steel compared to the hand that Wheels it look at the strength of your body the desire in your heart I give you this H he’s like look at what I turned you into I made you something amazing oh I never noticed that necklace that’s
the wheel that he spun just noticed that crucify him oh oh yeah he was also crucified in uh the film end of days I just remember that fun fact Arnold has been crucified more than once believe that was John debney who did the score to that film and
it was directed by Peter heims oh I’m not going to let you eat me I eat you I mean they could like pick at his eyeballs and stuff and to be fair to these birds uh that’s that’s a lot of meat to eat wow that’s actually really scary
but yeah that be as an actor to be around vultures like that oh oh there it is y they’re going to town damn Arnold let them go on dude’s a trooper yeah whoa that is barbaric oh now I appreciate this movie more when it doesn’t when Conan doesn’t
look so polished a little bit the conditions of the environment and stuff like get to him feel the harshness of it Conan I heard you were crucified wonder if he thinks he’s looking at a mirage his laugh oh it is a mirage oh no it’s not no never
mind that was a good fake out a he’s got a best friend love how forgiving she’s being off he said you were a wizard do the gods ow you in favors they all do the spirit of this place extract a heavy to then I will pay them that’s
so crazy to know that his family was murdered in the name of the pursuit of like in the pursuit of Steel and now he’s not even interested in steel anymore just like oh yeah I don’t even care about that anymore I like how too uh those Doom didn’t
even remember must have been when I was younger like yeah you’re so beneath me I don’t even remember sometime soon perhaps tonight they’ll try to take him and if they succeed if they succeed you’ll follow a woman I do appreciate this movie’s commitment to the environments a lot
oh yeah the setting definitely plays a character in the film and it’s surprisingly is not overe expositional like they just just like what were these guys talk about in this scene thats very weird whoa good effect that’s 8s effects interesting how they do that they made a deal
with the gods yeah D look like they’re more demons than they are Gods yeah yeah yeah pretty cool 80s effects I liked it they’re gone he healed or are they just fending off some demons I guess that means he’s going to be okay it’s not made very clear
my one problem with this experience as much as I am placing my head and the time it came out I am not emotionally connected to anything that’s happening in this film I’ll have moments where I like I’m like I I see the emotion here I’m not like really
uh I’m more of just like it’s a big observant piece to me right now if I were dead and you still fighting for life I’d come back from the darkness back from the pit of Hell to fight a side that’s hot I like that oh he’s back back
full Str those tattoos weren’t permanent probably a better idea next time you attack them to go with the whole team not by yourself sure damn I am randomly feeling this right now though this is beautiful that in the back of the mountain there’s a Gorge many caves Thief
could get in there steal the princess be off before she’s missed in the darkness good thieves could do that but not vengeful ones oh that’s right his whole voice get Max Max Vito’s daughter that wasn’t Max vono the do the father of the max vono are you positive
100% there’s a lot I admire about like the times sure like a little 80s cheese but for the most part it’s it is a rather lived in experience I think I don’t know what the general response to this movie is uh but I think it’s a surprisedly lived
in experience I think this is a lot of people love this movie like it’s like just capturing the time you know it’s like it’s not heavily about the Fantastical stuff yeah I don’t think people love surprisingly grounded I don’t think people love the sequel as much but I
know a lot of people love this one what I hear the word the world’s cool the effects are cool and uh like how there’s like a it’s Moody that’s cool well I don’t give a what anyone says I love Arnold a lot of people love Arnold he’s Arnold
people love Arnold he’s Arnold he’s my favorite actor of all time not the best my favorite it’s the most entertaining actor this might be one of my favorite basil paor scores I always say it’s Robocop and I’m still sticking with that but this is right up there epic
orchestral tribal speaking of Robocop they really wanted Arnold to be RoboCop yeah heard it couldn’t fit him in the suit though you imagine that he’s the Terminator in robocup that’s crazy oh I so want to see someone get burned with that I do like that they take their
time on a lot of these scenes just let things build nothing really feels rushed no not at all and the locations and production designs so good like there’s a surprising grounded quality to this yeah and such a supernatural fantasy film for sure God fifth favorite scene oh my
God yes it’s going down tonight oh my God I get why people love this movie yeah we should have been snake worshippers we we’re in the wrong business con’s got a little smile on his face this is why steel doesn’t interest Tulsa Doom anymore there’s going to pour
this on everyone this is Paradise yes it is Princess yep that’s Max funy this I like how there’s barely anything barely any body movement happening what what are they going to they just going to snatch her well they got to kill him and then snatch her whoa whoa
Snake Eyes whoa I don’t see Nicholas Cage where look like people are just laying around it’s like they’re adding moing oh waa that’s some makeup that’s some makeup is he going to morph into some other creature oh my God whoa what damn does that mean that snake that
he killed was a person that transformed I don’t think that’s what it means oh well it seems like they have the capability of doing that that is so creepy why would you want to be married to this guy she’s got tons of reasons you’re absolutely right about the
music it is one of the movie’s best qualities a I think one of them’s going to die oh nice work my friend dude this movie gets bloody violent too at times nice oo look out for a giant snake no oh my God you’re not killing all the women
right doesn’t look like it that was pretty sick coward a snake you’re coming with me come with me if you want to live get them this is so metal yeah right this music from the beginning right the main theme when the sword was being forged come on damn
thought I crucified you now I crucify you with my steel who whoa oh that would hurt man I really would have knocked her out first nice who dude she’s a badass I know she’s hot as hell oh the eye of the serpent whoa damn no one’s a challenge
for her help what was the point of transforming into a snake just to get away from all this Infidel defilers shall all drown in lakes of blood now they will know why they are afraid of the dark now they will learn while they fear the night okay I
thought he was going to take out that other guy for failing seek oh is he going to use it like a bone arrow weird weird who’s he going to shoot or fire at oh no no oh I thought it was definitely going to hit the friend I know
no oh dude that is straight through her body the wizard told him I would pay the god oh God oh God that’s too bad that deep as hell oh my God hold me oh I don’t like this kiss me I mean this guy just goes through so much
pain and suffering Conan let me breathe my last breath into your mouth wow what a line I’m so cold dude thulsa Doom is taking everything from him keep me war damn there a lot more emotional depth than I was expecting this means we get a different girl for
the sequel I know but I really really liked her yeah she’s probably my favorite character yeah obviously I’m a die hard Arnold fan but she’s probably is my favorite character too damn Fire won’t burn up there no fire at all okay going to give it a shot anyway
the passion why do you cry he is Con Samaran he won’t cry I do it for him so I cry for him good man and great for Arnold that he didn’t have to cry I’ve seen Arnold cry before on the screen oh is he going to wear the
eye of the serpent now in honor he’s just so masculine that L SL off the glasses not the I the serp it’s really cool I’m not liking fom’s chances of surviving she just chained up right there maybe she was in a trance and that’s why he will kill
you he has seen your fire he will come from me and when he does he will kill you like I said I think Arnold’s doing a great job in the scenes where he actually has to act and without talking like he’s doing a great job well it doesn’t
feel like I’m just watching Arnold I feel like he’s like I think he’s embodying the time period really well setting up some traps here getting ready for predator that’s pretty cool shows these guys are strategists where’ you get this stuff the gods are pleased with you they will
voice the battle are they going to help no tell him stay out of the way noo is such a fascinating character like a drunk wizard like a drunk end off damn to get that shot you’d have to place them so far away but damn it’s effective you’d literally
have to that’s that’s insane then when they’re done shooting that shot they have to come all the way back in thought he said they were going to make them afraid of the night why attack during the day prom I have never prayed you before I have no tongue
for it finding some faith not even you will remember if we were good men or bad why we fought or why we died all that matters is that to stood against many like Spartans Bor pleases you crom so grant me one request grant me revenge and if you
do not listen then the hell with you very cool that’s a good Lu tend to hell with you oh W wa oh my God are these like multiple people they’re not even need to use these spikes damn oh I don’t even see how he did that but all
right what that outfit that’s pretty awesome that all costume oh the costume designs in this movie are fantastic I fear for this friend oh I hope not I think Conan’s had enough loss oh these poor horses that poor horse I know I was just thinking that like I
put that poor horse through that stunt and this one too hey I hope that horse was okay after that do you feel like there was some animal harm to happen in this movie it’s interesting how like all three of them are still alive till the finale normally like
typical films that be killed off one at a time one at a time right oh that was just like a a really clean stab there yeah that’s how he do it I did it with my spear yeah you did love how empty this dude is wow wow stick
around who was he just like right there the whole time but all I could see was the Hat it was a trap well one’s finally down make that two okay I can’t believe this one’s still alive I mean that was Rubble that hit him from a high distance
whoa who’s what is that the princess or who is that no it’s his woman I think so do you want to live forever who what is going on is it cuz he called the crom to help me with revent is that I I don’t know I don’t know
but I hope it comes in handy I was not expecting that she looks great oh oh well you know how he’s got to kill thulsa he’s got to behead him absolutely this be squib Central man oh my is it ever don’t leave me my Lord he’s you’re with
a coward I think he’s going to kill her is he going to shoot another arrow snake he’s he’s going to K oh no is he going to take the arrow for her oh oh thank God what’s the reasoning between why was he going to kill her yeah maybe
he’s like well if I can’t have her no one can maybe he didn’t like that some of her armpit hair was growing back must be it they were very particular back then they were very much than care a lot about vanity and hairless women for sure back then
yeah but his revenge is not complete oh he’ll get it he’ll get it candles much he always makes time to be woried oh there we go kill the kill the bit front of all them this flame will burn away the darkness burn you the way to Paradise damn
this is a haunting ass damn I like that he’s not trying to blend in now he’s like I’m just going in my child you have come to me my son whoa I am your father who now is your father if it’s not me who gave you the will
to live I am the Wellspring from which you flow what a manipulator when I am gone you will have never been you live only to kill me what will your world be without me I’m willing to find out James RL Jones is so excellent in this movie oh
he’s fantastic son what a way to play with his mind cut off his head oh he’s got up ahead whoa that was cool animatronic there or puppet whatever they used damn you didn’t even do a full slice no Bute head I like how that was like ugly about
it it wasn’t even the one Swift one relinquish the sword are they going to worship him now we’re Barbarian worshippers now nothing like a beheading to lose Faith yes that is what is happening well you cut off the head of the main snake that’s it are they all
just dispersing now yeah I guess so God still I’m so impressed by how many extras they got this is such a strange movie but we still love it Peak 8s and Greg if you don’t love it then the hell with you if you don’t love the movie the
hell with you is that Christopher Walkin After all that now just empty I mean does Revenge make the pain go away still lost his parents still lost his the love of his life I mean he got the catharsis he wanted but still oh he’s burning down the temple
oh he’s going to burn it all down you know as much as like a physically built guy Arnold is I rarely say that the movies he’s in look physically demanding this is seems like a very physically demanding rle cool shot whoa King Conan Conan returned the Wayward Da
ofing Way word daughter of keen and having no further con to her home and having no further concern he and his companions sought a venture in the west many wars and feuds de Conan fight honor and fear were heaped upon his name in time he became a king
by his own hand but that is another story I want to see that story I know they’ve been talking for years about making like a king Conan just never did it shall also be told that’s such a cool shot it’s probably one of the coolest shots in the
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yours first I enjoyed it um I mean there was some 80s Pizzaz and some cheese into it but uh I really enjoyed uh uh the script that uh John milus and Oliver Stone I think they played a lot of Arnold strengths and again we T we mentioned it
a lot during the reaction the scenes I most enjoyed with Arnold besides like showing his physicality and the masculinity of course and uh the time of the 80s and all that uh were the scenes where he didn’t have a lot of dialogue and he was actually showing some
of his acting chops I know that’s something that a lot of people make fun of but I actually thought he was like doing a pretty good job in this film like I actually felt the pain and intensity that he went through I mean it was actually an interesting
Journey with this character when you really think about him he lost his parents in such a brutal way and then he’s a slave his whole life he’s the only one that had uh the determination uh to outlast all the other slaves um you know because he was seeking
revenge and then he falls in love uh I thought I like the heroes Journey that we go on and the Revenge uh Journey as well and again I was very appreciative of Arnold’s performance yeah there were some lines and some dialogue where it’s like okay it’s Arnold being
Arnold and it’s a very cheesy and some onliners but I still thought it was entertaining uh in terms of Arnold and his performance there were definitely some weird lines and some ADR that was a little bit off and some of the um on some of the choreographs fight
scenes where I was like wait what happened I didn’t just kind of I I don’t even know what I just saw um but overall I was thoroughly entertained um I just loved uh how Whimsical the film was I loved uh the fantasy I loved the supernatural element um
while also it was extremely a very dark film had film with child slavery um and was extremely violent um and just again it was a product of its time and I just thought I just really thought that John millius and Oliver Stone did a great job of just
playing to Arnold’s strengths I mean again at this time he wasn’t the Arnold that we knew and you know he was just uh it was right before Terminator and I believe C and the Destroyer was a couple years after this so um I think they did a great
job just catering to his strengths not his weaknesses and again can see why this led to bigger and better things for Arnold but uh what did you think I uh I I give it I’m going to tell you my rating I give it like a 6.5 to S
right now okay 6.5 I give it like a six for emotional investment maybe a five for emotional investment seven for appreciation so I’m somewhere there and let’s figure out as we unpack This Together Andrew Gordon where I’m at because um yeah I mean I like the barbaric pulp
that this movie has like it it’s maybe may maybe it takes itself a little too serious if anything because it takes itself very serious like it’s very serious film oh yeah and at times with this uh a certain Whimsical sense I appreciated the patience around it I appre
appreciated the lived in qualities of like it just felt very lived in like you’re just sort of it’s almost equivalent to just sort of placing a camera at a moment in a fake time period you know what I mean of how they did it like they don’t explain
a lot and a lot of it is just about watching the mood and visual language and then when there is dialogue it it’s kind of corny and cheesy but a lot of it isn’t dialogue a lot of it is uh just watching St like there are times where
rituals are happening and you don’t really know what’s going on and then you kind of just have to sort of figure it out as you’re going along with the journey at times they are explaining it but they don’t really rely on Exposition uh I think whenever Arnold speaks
it was kind of funny because whenever he had scenes with another actor obviously this is earlier Arnold stage and a big part of acting is listening and and and uh what I from my understanding it’s not just you know depending on how an actor delivers a line to
you your your scene partner you will deliver it a different way because of how you’re responding by listening and so to me it was like oh this sounds like Arnold has rehearsed the lines and how he’s going to say it and I noticed that whenever Arnold was just
kind of like lamenting to the gods or something like that that was he actually did a great job there and sometimes it just sounded like a little bit corny enough when he was let’s just talk about our characters I appreciate that this was not some PG fantasy film
that had actually like when there was blood it was squib squib CTIC man squibby squib squib everywhere a lot of blood and gore and and that was surprising and the Practical effects were awesome like it surprised me with the Fantastical side of things like James Earl Jones turning
into a snake I’m not sure what that equated to but okay I’ll take it yeah that was interesting what was other than show is that he can turn into a snake I don’t know what the purpose was behind that I don’t want to get involved in these deviant
activities nor engage in the fight I’m snaking my way out of here she SLI around in here yeah but I you know you talk about emotional investment which I agree with you I there wasn’t a ton in here for me I did find myself emotionally invested although she
wasn’t fully developed I I definitely feel like there could have been more development with I believe it was sandal Bergman as the actress I did really like her character I would have liked again a little more development but I I did appreciate you know especially in 1982 this
is not a time of female ow or not as much I mean you had Ellen Ripley at the time Sarah Connor had not yet come on the scene for another two years I thought she was an extremely uh empowering female character and I loved watching her in action
she wasn’t a damsel in distress which is such a pet peeve of mine she was a badass uh I was actually woke this movie was woke for its time yes very very woke um I was actually I was really distressed and saddened when she when uh you know
I didn’t see that coming and I was actually said when she we were balling I wouldn’t go that far but if you guys didn’t watch the reaction Andrew was crying his eyes I definitely no but I definitely felt uh a certain sadness and I pause the video to
get tissues we did we did but no I actually felt something there and I I really liked her character was bummed yeah no I mean I would have but like I said if if I had a nitpick with her character I definely would have liked a little more
development but I did actually rather enjoy I mean I agree with you there were like and I I mentioned it too there were definitely some lines of dialogue that again this is younger earlier Arnold I think he definitely improved as an actor as time went on um and
again just catering to more of his strengths as an actor he knew he knows the limitations to what he can and cannot do but um I actually rather enjoyed the chemistry between him and sandal Bergman I thought they were fine together um I so I mean I I
lik them and I grew rather fond of uh you know the their interactions and I mean I I enjoyed I think like there’s a lot of technical scale stuff that I really appreciate but like aesthetically seeing like this large production of extras just feels like a harsh set
to have been a part of like as as big of a budget as they seem to have gotten in terms of you know the sets that were built the amount of locations and traveling for sure the costumes that was all excellent uh it also still looked like a
a grueling experience at imagine for the actors oh yeah and I I love seeing that harshness on display uh in throughout the experience and yeah no I liked her too she’s probably my favorite character I thought James Earl Jones was actually uh very effective like when he’s James
Earl Jones and we all know he’s a great actor and when he’s has dialogue scenes I’m like he’s ing he’s cunning uh there isn’t a lure uh so I really enjoyed watching him and he’s the best actor in the movie he’s undoubtedly the best actor in the movie
given yeah and only and excuse me Max vono only he’s still getting his voice back after balling his eyes out exactly Max vono is only in one scene but I mean I I thought his acting was yeah he was he was fine he was a little over the
top but he was good too but yeah no James Earl Jones clearly the best actor I mean theatrically and classically trained so you could tell I do think the movie though misses some marks I do like even though it’s easy to chalk it up and go it’s the80s
and whatever I’m like yeah sure whatever I could I could say that I still think on a storytelling level that it does Miss some marks in in terms of um things that I do think could have probably been better developed where I feel like even today movies might
have missed it you know and I like I’ve seen some movies that come out in the70s at this age and I’m like amazing you know I don’t don’t go like downg great CU his 70s or downg ‘ 80s um it’s a Revenge movie essentially right it’s a Revenge
movie and I I do think that the movie uh kind of like as much as I like this sort of dreamlike quality this movie kind of inhabits I I do feel that as the journey is going Conan is kind of uh I don’t really feel like we learn
much about him via through his actions and I get it’s one supposed to be one of those characters though where it’s not really dialogue driven it’s more body language driven and usually in these kind of films you kind of learn a little bit more about his character via
through his actions and I don’t really feel like we did I totally agree with you I think they had one scene where we started to where he the the woman was brought to him he kind of covered her up where she felt like she didn’t want to be
there and have you know going to have intercourse and do other things with him and he covered her up I was like that was a good moment he’s being a gentleman you know what I mean and uh such a intense atmosphere that she’s in too I think like
this is a good character moment for him I would have liked some more moments like that with his character just developing him even more but yeah it’s hard it’s hard to argue with you there um cuz I love body language roles I do I sometimes are my absolute
favorite and I I do think that I didn’t really feel like they had such a great setup and I didn’t really feel the uh catharsis of Revenge the conquest for Revenge yeah I think the movie loses uh its focus on that yeah because as much as I I
I would rather have a patient deliberately paced film at times I am like this is a little too seriously slow there yeah there were yeah no and there were times where like there were shots that were linger that I love and then there were other times where and
I love sometimes I love slow paced films where uh it’s building up to something and I’m like so appreci where you could like have the dread or something yeah but then there were other times in this and again I still really enjoy this but then there were other
times I was like all right we need to get the pace set just a little just a little just a little bit a little bit yeah yeah yeah but I because yeah it’s like I didn’t really admit dread or tension like I wasn’t really um and that’s what
I mean like I wasn’t really hooked into the characters nor did I feel like a sense of suspense or tension or Stakes even and it like I thought like oh it’s about to take a turn when Arnold was captured he’s getting his ass beat he’s crucified I thought
the movie was like oh okay even though it’s an hour in I’ll take it like yeah I’m getting hooked like James Earl Jones is monologuing and it’s great and I love how James Earl Jones is even saying like oh yeah I used to be in a steel not
anymore oh that’s how your mom died okay like doesn’t care I loved how dismissive he was of like I thought there I was going to have a turning point where I am really hooked I really liked a moment where I was emotion investing in an action scene was
was the break into thulsa the scene where thulsa Doom was turning into a snake and like they’re sneaking around to try to K like I thought that I was very hooked into that so like in the LA I’d say I really enjoyed the last hour more than the
first hour and even the finale like when Arnold has that speech I thought that was a really great speech like the hell with you excellent stuff yeah well like I said one of my main complaints was I feel like characters were not fully developed I said that especially
about theale character that I really enjoyed too I I still felt something there uh because I did enjoy the character but I would have liked to have known more about her um other than some of she had some great lines of dialogue like I I want to have
my my last breath be your I forgot what it was but something like that was a great line um I also too you know you mentioned uh some that monologue that James earol Jones had with Arnold which was great I love to the way he was trying to
manipulate him at the end there that was some great I thought he was the best part of this mov yeah the other female character again just would like a little more development but yeah James ear jones clearly the best actor and his character I mean he was he
was menacing uh he was threatening uh I mean obviously you know that Arnold’s going to defeat him in the end but still I always felt like there was even though the characters could have been developed a little bit more I always felt like there was tension and a
threatening you know Force there against Arnold with James Earl Jones um um he’s yeah when he was on screen I would say whenever he was on screen but the overall presence of it and the music like we you kept pointing it out and the music this movie relies
a lot on its music and the music and the music is one of the stars of this film like it really carries the experience a long way this journey well it adds to the mood and the atmosphere for sure and just uh just enhances uh just what you’re
feeling and seeing at the same time so basil paor is like I mean he did one of my as mentioned earlier he did one of my all-time favorite scores with Robocop and just hit another home run out of the park with this one yeah so overall man I
mean I’m kind of like uh somewhere in the I would say like 6.57 somewhere in there too with me I’m Pro I’m probably like a like a six to a 6.5 on this mie yeah I admit like you know it’s Conan the Barbarian I’ve heard Arnold talk about
how impactful this role was for him everyone’s heard Conan the Barbarian forever I I literally knew nothing about con the Barbarian so I I was just curious to go in blind in the experience I didn’t know if it was going to be like this cheesy fast-paced 80s ROM
Fest this was actually not the experience I was expecting and then when I was adjusting to the mood of it I was like oh yeah I actually that’s kind of cool that I could take this movie seriously and then I found myself kind of just like not really
caring that much and and and when that’s happening uh that that that is a big part of my viewing experience is like my entertainment level is going down and I’m like really using my brain to stay focused because there’s a camera pointed at me right now uh and
that was and that’s when I know that I’m having a bit of a hard time like connecting and and if I can’t connect I was like I’m probably never going to watch this movie again I mean overall like there’s enough for me to uh appreciate appreciate with my
mind and if there’s not enough in the heart though it’s just not for me you know at the end of the day it’s not and I and but no I mean Arnold is like man I love so many of his movies though jle all the way that’s his
best movie ever days yeah collateral damage like how your name best those are the best movies he’s done Junior oh my God stop he’s made great movies Man Batman and killing gun Hercules in New York Hercules in New York where he was named by the way his name
in that was Arnold strong not Schwarzenegger n it’s too big of a name man you got like uh I’m curious let us know in the comments do you want to see Craig and I do Conan the Destroyer I want to do it no uh by the way that
film fun fact because of that film James Cameron had to delay shooting the Terminator I believe it was 9 to 10 months this movie have Ron Tomatoes let’s look at up before we go that’d be fun to see what are you guessing I’m going to go with 50
yeah let’s go 64% 64 what do you think the audience score though is I’m going to go 88% all right time to find out well what’s your gu so don’t go like’s I’m gonna say on the critic score I said 64 I I feel like there’d be like
Nostalgia critics so I’m going to say 70 okay on the audience I I said 88 I’m going to lean 85 okay let’s see all right that is the 2011 uh 82 you want 82 y damn you were close as damn well you said 70 we were in the
mid I said4 I leaned in the 70 percentile it’s in the 60s for critics oh and the audience score is not that high actually what did I say 8 88 I said 85 oh damn so you were close the audience score is not that high I thought it’d
be higher I thought it’d be way higher yeah cuz this movie is just so talked about and so below loved oh fascinating that’s funny that’s one of the things I said at the top con may take itself too seriously for some yeah film about a former slav conventions
is full of quotable Schwarzenegger lines and gritty a it he barely talks in the movie quotable schwarzen anger lines what are the quotable lines disagree then the hell with you other than that one line what are the quotable schwarzen anger lines in this mood um I’d have to
they’re all SL they’re all they’re all quotable that was a funny line yeah they’re all quotable you killed my mother you killed my father let’s see what Conan the Destroyer has oh God it’s probably going to be so low I’m going to go with like 15% yeah that’s
really bad cuz i’ I’ve heard from uh my dad and other people say they hate that movie can’t be sequel damn it’s too bad Will Chamberlain different director and everything oh did you see who else is in it um so this one is silly and fun who else
is in uh scroll down that’s uh he’s from Batman and Tracy Walter that’s uh Jack Nicholson’s main henchman Bob the Goon nice let’s see what the Jason Mamoa one has I’m gonna go 11% I remember that got such bad ratings oh 24 Dam kind of close to the
this look J mimoa with no facial hair looks really funny Relentless gory violence so clearly the oh okay so Lally the scores kept getting better yeah so the best one is definitely the the first arold one that’s for sure oh step Lang damn I love him I mean
they say this one’s really bloody they’re kind of sound of fun well let us know in the comments and Greg might consider which one I’ll consider the Jason Mamo one any day alrighty guys thank you so much thanks guys we’ll see you all soon
