Gutfeld: ‘Barbie’ is the worst movie ever made

>> GUTFELD MOVIE REVIEW! OF A MOVIE WE DIDN’T SEE. >> BUT ARE WE SAYING THERE’S A CHANCE THAT WHEN WE PUSH THAT BUTTON, WE DESTROY THE WORLD? >> NOTHING IN OUR RESEARCH THROUGH THE YEARS COMES TO THAT CONCLUSION, EXCEPT THERE’S A REMOTE POSSIBILITY. >> HOW REMOTE? >> CHANCES ARE NEAR ZERO. >> Greg: A CLIP FROM THE MOVIE OPPENHEIMER, WHICH CAME OUT — DID I SAY IT RIGHT? >> YEP. >> Greg: CAME OUT THIS WEEK, AND I HAVEN’T SEEN IT. BUT IT’S THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE. I ALSO DIDN’T SEE BARBIE. WORST MOVIE EVER MADE. I

THINK I CHECKED THE BOXES HERE RIGHT? KAT, DID YOU SEE THIS MOVIE? WHAT DID YOU MAKE OF IT >> Kat: OKAY. I DID NOT SEE IT BUT I SAW — OPPENHEIMER? >> Greg: YES. >> Kat: WHY WOULD I SEE THAT? I’M A GIRL. >> Greg: DID YOU LIKE BARBIE >> Kat: I REALLY DID LIKE BARBIE. >> Greg: DID YOU ENJOY IT >> Kat: I DID ENJOY IT. I WENT WITH MY SISTER. >> Greg: DID YOU ACTUALLY GO TO MOVIE? >> Kat: I DID, I WENT TO THE MOVIE AND I HAD A NICE SHOW. >> Greg:

THAT’S AMAZING. GET HER OFF THE SHOW >> Kat: WHAT I DID. >> Matt: I SAW OPPENHEIMER. IT WAS WELL ACTED, THERE WAS NO PEOPLE OF COLOR AND NO WOMEN, WHICH

I MADE NOTE OF. >> Greg: FINALLY. I MEAN TERRIBLE. >> Matt: FEMINIST ACADEMIC MAD THAT IT TOOK 20 MINUTES TO TALK, I’M LIKE WHAT A DUD YOU ARE IN THE MOVIES SITTING THERER WITH A CLICKER WAITING FOR A WOMAN TO TALK AND MARK IT DOWN. I LIED I DIDN’T SEE IT BY THE WAY. >> Greg: NO PEOPLE OF COLOR APPEAR FOR AT LEAST 30 MINUTES AND

I BELIEVE THERE ARE TWO BLACK MEN ALSO THAT DIDN’T SPEAK. AND I’M GOING IS SHE TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE OR THE THEATER? A RACIST WOULD SAY. >> Kat: CAN I SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THIS LADY REALLY QUICK COMPLAINING ABOUT NO WOMEN BEING REPRESENTED IN THIS? OKAY. OBVIOUSLY THE RIGHT SIDE WON THE WAR, USA FOREVER, OKAY? ALSO, AS A WOMAN, I DON’T KNOW WHY SHE’S TRYING TO REWRITE HISTORY TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE WE HAD MORE TO DO WITH THE DAWN OF ATOMIC WARFARE. BECAUSE WE GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORDS, WE GET TO ENJOY THE BENEFITS

OF HAVING WON THE WAR BUT WHEN IT COMES TO THE DESTRUCTION AND DEATH WE GET TO BE LIKE, DON’T LOOK AT US. >> Greg: WE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT >> Kat: WE WERE IN THE KITCHEN. >> Greg: WE WERE DROPPING EGGS. WE WERE DROPPING BABIES OUT OF OUR WOMBS EMILY. AND THAT’S A HERO. EMILY, I WANT TO RECAP. THISES WA A FEMINIST ACADEMIC WHO COMPLAINED THERE WERE NO WOMEN IN THE MOVIE OR WHATEVER AND NO WOMEN SPEAK UNTIL 20 MINUTES IN, AND THERE’S A SEX SCENE BEFORE IT AND THERE’S NOT ANY PEOPLE OF

COLOR. ALL OF THESE THINGS ARE TRUE BECAUSE THAT’S HOW IT HAPPENED. SHOULD WE CHANGE THINGS? SHOULD YOU HAVE SAMUEL JACKSON PLAY HELEN KELLER? >> Kat: ACTUALLY. >> Emily: THAT QUESTION. YES. >> Greg: YES, OKAY. >> Emily: I MEAN, YES TO THE — I GET IT. AND I THINK THAT’S THE PHYSICAL FALLACY. AND THAT. ONLY A SPAIRN PERSON CAN PLAY A PERSON FROM SPAIN. ONLY A CUBAN AMERICAN CAN PLAY AN HISTORICAL FIGURE FROM CUBA. IT’S SO TIGHT NO ROOM FOR ANYONE TO ACT ACCORDING TO THEM. IF THIS WAS THE AUTHENTIC STORY OF THAT PARTICULAR PERSPECTIVE ARE

WE SUPPOSED TO THROW IN THE WHOLE DIVERSITY FOR DIVERSITY’S SAKE. ISN’T THAT THE POINT OF THEIR ORIGINAL ARGUMENT. IF SHE WANTS TO SEE A BUN OF WOMEN PUT A FILM ABOUT BUILDING THE SHERMAN TANK WHICH WAS DONE BY WOMEN ON THE HOME FRONT. SO MANY DIFFERENT HISTORICAL THINGS WOMEN DID, INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR ONE, WHY DOESN’T SHE HIGHLIGHT ANOTHER ONE, BUT I DON’T THINK ANY OF YOU READ ANYTHING SHE WRITES. >> Greg: WOMEN BUILT THE SHERMAN TANK. >> Emily: YEAH. >> Greg: WOW. YOU CAN’T TELL. >> Emily: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> Greg:.

>> Jim: GUY AHEAD GREG. >> Emily: BECAUSE I DROVE ONE AND IT WAS AMAZING SO I LEARNED ALL ABOUT IT. SO WOMEN WERE BUSY WHILE THE GUYS WERE — >> Greg: WOMEN ARE HEROES AS I COINED THE TERM YOU GO GIRL. I THINK FOR BARBIE TO MAKE IT MORE AUTHENTIC THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD KLAUSS BARBIE. I’M GOAT TO LET THAT SIT. I CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER WHO HE IS BUT HE WAS BIG IN THE NEWS. MATT, HOW’S YOUR HISTORY ON OPPENHEIMER? >> Matt: GOOD. >> Greg: DO YOU THINK WE NEED TO CHANGE THINGS SO IT’S LIKE

WE HAVE — ALSO THE SAME GUY WHO DID, WHAT WAS THE MOVIE. >> Emily: NOLAN, YEP, AND IT WAS TOMMY. >> Greg: DUNKIRK. >> Matt: HE DID MEMENTO. >> Greg: BUT DUNKIRK THE SAME CRITICISM, WHERE ARE THE BLACK PEOPLE, WHERE ARE THE WOMEN ON DUNKIRK. CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN DUNKIRK. >> Matt: THAT FISHERMEN IN BOATS WERE OVERREPRESENTED. >> Greg: YEAH. >> Matt: BUT, YOU KNOW, I HAVEN’T SEEN EITHER MOVIE BUT THAT DOES NOT PREVENT ME FROM SAYING WHAT I WANT TO BECAUSE I’M ON THE GUTFELD SHOW AND I WATCH YOU DO IT EVERY NIGHT. BUT I

WOULD SAY, I WOULD COMMEND EVERYONE TO GO SEE SOUND OF FREE DO. IT RAISES AN IMPORTANT ISSUE >> Matt: IT’S AN ISSUE I’VE BEEN WORKING ON FOR ALMOST 20 YEARS. I BROUGHT THE FIRST GROUP WHEN I WAS IN IOWA WHEN I WAS THE US ATTORNEY TOGETHER TO TALK ABOUT HUMAN TRAFFICKING AND IT’S ONLY BECOMING A BIGGER PROBLEM. NOT TO RUIN THE SEGMENT BUT IT’S A REALLY IMPORTANT FILM, ALREADY GROSSED A HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS, SO IT’S ON PAR WITH THESE MOVIES AT THE BOX OFFICE AND IT’S AN EXCEPTIONAL FILM BY REALLY GREAT SCHNABEL A LOT OF

PEOPLE ARE CONFUSED WITH HUMAN TRAFFICKING. IT’S NOT WHEN YOU’RE FACING A LOT OF PEOPLE IN A CONDENSED CONGESTED AREA. REMEMBER HOW CONFUSED WE WERE ABOUT THAT? >> Jim: ABSOLUTELY I WAS LIKE WHY ARE YOU CHARGING ME WITH THEFT. >> Greg: EXACTLY. NOT GOOD. AND I’M DISGUSTE

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