Jesse Watters: Our 80-year-old president is getting a makeover
” ♪ ♪ HOLLYWOOD IS WORKING HARD ON A REBOOT BUT IT’S NOT ANOTHER TOP GUN MOVIE. IT’S JOE BIDEN. OUR 80-YEAR-OLD SANDBAGGING ADDLED PRESIDENT IS GETTING A MOVIE MAKEOVER COURTESY OF JEFFREY KATZENBERG. HE SURE NEEDS IT. 74% OF AMERICANS THINK THE COUNTRIES ON THE WRONG TRACK AND 60% ARE CONCERNED ABOUT THE PRESIDENT’S PHYSICAL AND MENTAL HEALTH. TO SAVE A SHOT AT REELECTION, THE MOVIE MOGUL THINKS BIDEN SHOULD OWN HIS AGE AND TURN IT INTO AN ASSET. THE SAME WAY FELLOW OLD GUYS HARRISON FORD AND MICK JAGGER HAVE DONE. WHILE BIDEN WORKS ON GETTING SWOLE LIKE
INDIANA JONES COME HE’S GOT SOME COMPETITION. RFK JR. LOOKING LIKE THE MOST JACKED PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IN HISTORY. BIDEN STILL WON’T AGREE TO THE MATCH UP BUT HOW ABOUT A PUSH-UP CONTEST? >> LET’S GO. >> LET’S GO, LET’S GO. UP, UP, UP, UP. >> Jesse: DANA PERINO. >> Dana: I’M SO GLAD THAT YOU WANT TO ME FIRST. >> Jesse: AS A FEMALE AND UNDECIDED VOTER. >> Dana: IS THAT WHAT I AM? >> Jesse: YOU SEE RFK JR. LIKE THAT, DOES IT MAKE YOU RECONSIDER VOTING FOR HIM? >> Dana: GOSH. YOU’RE REALLY PUTTING ME ON THE SPOT.
I AM IMPRESSED. 69 YEARS OLD. IT’S INTERESTING. HOLLYWOOD IS TELLING THE WHITE HOUSE JUST EMBRACE BIDEN’S AGE. THE THING IS, AS WE HAVE SAID BEFORE, EVERYONE AGES DIFFERENTLY. AT
AND DEMOCRATS. NOT JUST REPUBLICAN VOTERS WHO THINK JOE BIDEN SHOULDN’T MOVE FORWARD. DEMOCRATS ARE CONCERNED ABOUT HIS AGE. SO I UNDERSTAND THAT DESIRE. I THINK RFK JR. SHOULD PROBABLY RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT. THERE ARE MORE INDEPENDENTS IN THIS COUNTRY, REGISTERED INDEPENDENTS, THEN REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS. HE IS NOT GOING TO GET THE DEBATE WITH BIDEN. HE’S JUST NOT GOING TO GET IT. IF HE WANTS TO MAKE A DENT AND THIS COULD BE THE YEAR WHERE A THIRD-PARTY — DO YOU THINK THAT JOE MANCHIN IS A BETTER THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE THAT RFK JR.? >> Jesse: I HAVEN’T
SEEN JOE MANCHIN WITH HIS SHIRT OFF, BUT… >> Dana: DO YOU WANT TO? WE CAN SEE IF WE CAN GET THAT ON AT 7:00 OR 8:00 P.M. TONIGHT. BUT I LOVE IDEA OF THEM COMPARING JOE BIDEN TO HARRISON FORD. KATZENBERG IS LIKE “I KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO. YOU SHOULD MAKE A STORY PICK WAS WHAT ANY TIME THE LEFT BUSINESS TO HOLLYWOOD, THEY END UP IN THIS PICKLE. IT’S NOT A STORYBOOK. PEOPLE ARE DEALING WITH REAL ISSUES. THEY HAVE REAL PROBLEMS. THEY ARE CONCERNED ABOUT THEIR CHOICES GOING INTO 2024. >> Jesse: GREG GUTFELD, YOU HAVE
EMBRACED YOUR AGE. >> Greg: YES, I HAVE. I HAVE. WHAT POINT ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE, MR. 8:00? MR. “I AM SO IMPORTANT NOW BECAUSE I HAVE A NEW JOB.” SCREW YOU. THAT GUY, RFK JR., HE’S AN AMAZING SHAPE. UNMOVABLE SHAPE FOR 70. BUT IT’S EASY WHEN YOU HAVE ALL THAT FREE TIME. HE DOESN’T DRINK. WHEN YOU DON’T DRINK, IMMEDIATELY IT FREES YOU UP. THE GUY IS A FISHERMAN, EXPLORER, HE’S A WRITER. HE DOES ALL OF THESE THINGS BECAUSE HE’S GOT TO FILL UP THE DAY. >> Jesse: YOU ARE SAYING THAT IF YOU DIDN’T HAVE
TWO SHOWS, YOU LOOK LIKE THAT. >> Greg: I DO LOOK LIKE THAT ALREADY. BY THE WAY, THIS IS VERY CLEVER OF HIM. HE IS NOT CALLING OUT JOE FOR BEING OLD AND PEOPLE. HE IS ALLOWING THE VIEWER TO MAKE THAT COMPARISON HIMSELF BY SHOWING WHAT GREAT SHAPE HE’S IN. IT’S A NATURAL — I’M NOT MAKING AN ACCUSATION. I’M NOT SAYING HE MIGHT BE DOING TESTOSTERONE WITH A DOUBLE OF OFOZEMPIC. WHO KNOWS. IT’S INTERESTING TO ME, AND PEOPLE ARE CONSIDERED OUTSIDE THE WORLD OF HEALTH LOOK LIKE THAT AND PEOPLE WHO ARE CRITICIZING HIM, LIKE SOMEONE ELSE
WHO LOOKS LIKE HE HAD SPENT HIS ENTIRE LIFE IN THE CAKE I’LL ADD SHOPRITE. IT’S FUNNY THAT THE MDs AND EXPERTS ALWAYS LOOK SICK. IT’S THE PEOPLE WITH UNORTHODOX IDEAS THAT LOOK LIKE THAT AND THINGS BECAUSE PEOPLE WHO ARE INTO HEALTH AND FITNESS TEND TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND AND THE MIND GETS TOO OPEN. GOING TO TRY THIS SUPPLEMENT. I’M GOING TO TRY THIS HORMONE. BUT I ALSO THINK YOU GET THAT WEIRD THING. I THINK IT MAKES SENSE THAT HOLLYWOOD WOULD PARENT WITH JOE BIDEN BECAUSE HE IS LIVING LIFE LIKE AN ACTOR. HE HAS TO
STAND OUT AS MARK. HE READS HIS LINES. HE HAS NO MORE DEPTH THAN EXACTLY WHAT HE’S DOING RIGHT THERE. AND THEN HE GOES HOME. HE WORKS ON A SET. THEY HAVE A SET FOR THE OVAL OFFICE. HE TRULY IS A COG IN A LARGER ENTERPRISE. THE ONLY THING THAT’S MISSING FOR THIS POOR GUY IS A STUNTMAN. IF ANYTHING JOE NEEDS, IT’S A STUNTMAN. GET HIM A STUNTMAN. >> Jesse: IT’S BECAUSE MEN AND WOMEN ARE EQUAL, JUDGE. YOU THINK FEMALE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES SHOULD TAKE A PAGE OUT OF RFK — YOU ARE LOOKING AT ME LIKE YOU’RE
GOING TO KILL ME. >> Judge Jeanine: WHAT I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU IS DON’T FINISH THE QUESTION. DON’T EVEN GO THERE. DO YOU WANT TO GO THERE? >> Jesse: PLEASE. LET’S NOT. >> Judge Jeanine: WHAT GREG IS SAYING IS ALL POLITICS IS THEATER. IF ANYONE THINKS ANYTHING OF THE THEATER, THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT REAL POLITICS IS ALL ABOUT. IT’S ABOUT AN IMAGE. IT’S ABOUT YOU HAVING YOUR LINES. IT’S ABOUT YOU APPEARING BEFORE PEOPLE IS A WONDERFUL GUY WHO WANTS TO KISS BABIES. WHEN YOU WANT TO BE IN THE BACK, SMOKING A CIGAR AND HAVING
A DRINK. THE AMAZING PART OF IT IS WHEN HOLLYWOOD AND TIKTOK. BIDEN IS NOT SO STUPID IN EMBRACING THOSE PEOPLE. TIKTOK AND HOLLYWOOD. BUT YOU WOULD THINK BY THE WAY THAT FOR 50 YEARS IN OFFICE, HE’S BEEN IN PUBLIC LIFE ARE 50 YEARS AND FIGURED IT OUT BY NOW. THE IDEA THAT KATZENBERG SAYS LOOK AT MICK JAGGER DANCING ACROSS THE STAGE. FOR SMALL, JOE BIDEN COULDN’T WALK ACROSS THE STAGE. TO BE ABLE TO SING AT ALL OF THAT STUFF. HE WOULD NEED A TELEPROMPTER FOR THE WORDS. THAT’S NOT THE POINT. DEMOCRATS HAVE MADE A DECISION,
HE’S OUR GUY. REPUBLICANS SHOULD DO THAT. I BELIEVE THAT IF DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE A — BECOMES A NOMINEE. AND HE’S AT LEAST 30 POINTS AHEAD OF ANYONE ELSE. I DON’T THINK THE REPUBLICANS ARE GOING TO COME TOGETHER AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIRE THE DEMOCRATS FOR WHAT THEY DO. THEY ARE ONE PARTY AND THAT’S THE END OF IT, ONE CANDIDATE. AS FOR RFK. I’M IMPRESSED WITH THE GUY. I AM VERY IMPRESSED WITH HIM. I KNOW THAT HE WAS ALWAYS A RIVER KEEPER, ENVIRONMENTAL GUY. HE TRULY BELIEVES IN WHAT HE SAYS AND DOES. THAT’S WHY I THINK
AMERICA IS GOING TO LIKE HIM. HE’S NOT A POLITICIAN. HE IS NOT A CANDIDATE. HE SAYS WHAT HE BELIEVES AND WHAT HE THINKS. I LOVE THESE LITTLE VIDEOS. GOES TO THE CORNER. GOES TO THE CRIME AREAS. REAL GUY, TALKING ABOUT REAL ISSUES THAT AMERICANS WANT TO TALK ABOUT. I THINK JOE BIDEN, WHETHER OR NOT HE’S A CANDIDATE, IT SEEMS THAT WAY. HE DOESN’T NEED HOLLYWOOD TO TELL HIM WHAT TO DO. >> Jesse: HOW DOES THE BIDEN WHITE HOUSE SEE THIS PRISON TYPE WORKOUT THAT RFK JR. IS DOING? >> Jessica: I DO NOT THINK THEY CARE
AT ALL. >> Jesse: THEY HAVE SEEN IT? >> Jessica: EVERYONE HAS SEEN IT. HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT IT DEPENDS ON YOUR POLITICAL AFFILIATION. I HATE TO BE DEBBIE DOWNER BUT I AM PAID TO DO SO, SO I’M GOING TO TELL YOU AGAIN. NO REAL-LIFE DEMOCRATS THAT BELIEVE IN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY AND WHAT IT STANDS FOR LIKE RFK. THEY ALSO DO NOT THINK THAT THAT IS NATURAL, TO GREG’S POINT. DON’T KNOW WHAT HE’S ON. DON’T WANT TO SURMISE. NOT NORMAL FOR A 70-YEAR-OLD. ALSO WEREN’T THAT MANY WEIGHTS ON THAT BAR. >> Greg: WEIGHT SHAMING. >> Jessica:
I’M NOT SAYING THAT THEY WERE LADY PUSH-UPS. SO IF I’M NOT NORMAL FOR A 70-YEAR-OLD? DON’T THERE. A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE IN GREAT SHAPE WHEN THEY ARE 70. >> Jessica: MY MOM IS 70 AND SHE LOOKS AMAZING. BUT THAT MAN’S BODY DOES NOT LOOK LIKE ANY 70-YEAR-OLD. MY DAD EVEN BEFORE HE HAD CANCER. >> Judge Jeanine: THIS GUY IS WORKING OUT CONSTANTLY. >> Jessica: I DON’T WANT A GUY WHO COULD BE AN ASSISTANT TRAINER AT PLANET FITNESS TO BE THE PRESIDENT. >> Judge Jeanine: REALLY? WHY DO YOU WANT GAVIN NEWSOM? >> Jessica: I’M NOT
LOOKING TO HIRE ANYONE BASED ON HOW ATTRACTIVE THEY ARE. I’M INTERESTED IN THEIR POLICIES. >> Jesse: IT’S A FACTOR. >> Jessica: BEING GOOD-LOOKING HELPS IN LIFE TREMENDOUSLY, NO MATTER WHAT YOU’RE DOING. >> Greg: TELL ME ABOUT IT. PARTICIPATING WITH OTHER WORLD LEADERS THAT AREN’T IN GOOD SHAPE. >> Jessica: JUSTIN TRUDEAU COULD TAKE HIM IN A SECOND. >> Greg: OH, COME ON. THAT IS DISGUSTING. HOTEL YOU? >> Jessica: HOW DARE ME. I AM THE OFFENSE OF ONE OF THE TABLE. THERE WAS A POLL THIS WEEK FROM NBC THAT HAD BIDEN BEATING TRUMP BY 4 BUT HAD
HIM TIED WITH DeSANTIS AND LOSING TO DeSANTIS IN THE SWING STATES BY SIX POINTS. AT THE SAME TIME YOU SEE REPUBLICANS GENERALLY CONSOLIDATING AROUND TRUMP. THE SIGNALS COMING OUT ARE, IF YOU STRUM, YOU LOSE THE GENERAL. IT DOESN’T APPEAR THAT REPUBLICANS ARE GETTING THAT MESSAGE AND THERE ARE PEOPLE. TIM SCOTT IS DOING BETTER. CHRIS CHRISTIE IS PICKING UP A LITTLE BIT OF STEAM. BIDEN IS THINKING OKAY, IT’S GOING TO BE THE GUY’S A RACE INDICTED. HOW TO USE SAY FOUR TIMES? HE IS SAYING I AM UP OVER 20-POINT WITH WOMEN, 35 POINTS WITH 18 TO
34 EUROS. LATINOS, THAT NUMBER IS GOING BACK UP. >> Jesse: AND WE JUST TALK ABOUT HIM WITH HIS SHIRT OFF? >> Jessica: I SAID, I LEAD WITH, I AM PAID TO BE DEBBIE DOWNER SO I’M HERE FOR THAT. >> Greg: LOOK AT THAT. >> Jesse: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE HIM OF BEING ON TESTOSTERONE? >> Jessica: HE SAYS WATER TURNS PEOP
