Kristi Noem Defends Killing Dog & Trump Sizes Up VPs | The Daily Show

welcome to Daily Show I’m Jordan cler we got so much to talk about tonight Donald Trump is looking for a new vice president Kendrick and Drake are at War and bring your dogs in the house at night because Christy gnome is on the loose so let’s get into

headlines let’s kick things off right here in New York City where week three of the Donald Trump hush money trial kicked off with a Stern warning for the defendant and chief we just got that decision from the judge on whether or not Donald Trump has in fact violated

his gag order again and the judge has decided that yes Donald Trump has now violated it for the 10th time and he said going forward if Donald Trump violates it again he will consider jail time oh oh you’ve done it now Donald if you violate that gag order

for an 11th time the judge is going to really consider jail time he’s strongly contemplating the possibility of consequences for your actions oh just one more chance look I get that no judge wants to throw a former president Into The Slammer but Donald Trump has the mind of

a toddler if there’s one thing a toddler understands it’s that when Mom and Dad start counting like nine N9 and a half 9 and 34

the brat has already won whether Trump is thrown in jail for a few days over the gag order or thrown in jail for

a few years for the hush money Scandal he’s still going to be the next president so let’s get into the latest news in our ongo look at the polls everybody let’s get into the latest news in our ongoing coverage of indecision 2024 right now the presidential race is

all about the vep stakes and over the weekend everyone desperate to be Trump’s running mate gathered in maral Lago for a classic Trump beauty pageant there are a lot of special gufts that are on Donald Trump’s short list for VP and Donald Trump today at maril Lago during

that fundraiser actually called a series of them up on stage and praised them about Senator Tim Scott he said as a surrogate he’s unbelievable on Congressman Michael Waltz a man that knows more about the military when I want to know about the military I call him Christy gnome

somebody that I love Senator Mike Lee I love your haircut and he’s a good man too representative hunt makes the best commercials Congressman Byron Donald’s I like diversity divers as you would say I like divers wow subtle Byron Donald’s I like divers what a clever way to say

that he’s black and maybe French I don’t know diversity sounds like the name of a stripper Trump once slept with I have no evidence of that of course uh maybe because he paid her that hush Monee uh but some VP candidates are showing more hustle than others like

a lot of them deny the 2020 election results but Senator Tim Scott was on TV this weekend pre- denying this year’s election results will you commit to accepting the election results of 2024 bottom line well at the end of the day the 47th president of the United States

will be president Donald Trump and I’m excited to get back to low inflation low and employment wait wait Senator yes or no yes or no will you accept the election results of 2024 no matter who wins that is my statement but but is just yes or no will

you accept the election results of 2024 I I look forward to president Trump being the 47th president Kristen you could ask it multiple times yes or no answer so the American people the American people will make the decision I don’t for president Trump that’s clearly this is how

humiliating it is to be on Trump’s team normal questions become trick questions do you accept the election results should you look directly into an eclipse this is not a hard question it’s like when the ban comes out out and says are you ready to party just say yes

and enjoy Imagine Dragons like a responsible adult come on of course one of the top contenders for Trump’s VP is South Dakota governor Christy gnome she’s got Maga credentials she’s got executive experience she’s got Fox News anchor face if you ask me the race is hers to lose

there’s really nothing she could do to ruin her chances a governor thought to be a contender for Donald Trump’s running mate this November is responding to the backlash over a story in her new book it’s a story about shooting her puppy okay maybe that might hurt her chances

I’m not a political expert but I think if I had to give a politician advice I would say the top thing is to not shoot your puppy the second top thing would be to not write about shooting your puppy uh look let’s give her the benefit of the

doubt maybe maybe she has a good reason in the book gnome says she shot and killed her 14-month-old puppy named Cricket for bad behavior gnome describes leading the 14-month-old dog to a gravel pit to be shot after concluding it was less than worthless untrainable and aggressive as a

mom I made a choice between protecting my children and protecting them from a dangerous animal that was killing livestock no I’m posting this just respond to an ex saying we love animals but tough decisions like this happen all the time on a farm that is not an excuse

Christino you can’t just go around executing puppies and say well that’s life on a farm it’s a farm not international waters and for bad behavior I mean even Cruella dille is like Jesus at least I was making a coat was there really nothing else that could have been

done with a misbehaving puppy training medication I mean worst case send the dog to a nice family Upstate that’s what my parents said they did with my dog when I was a kid and he still sends me a birthday card every year how cool is that now Christy

gnome’s defense is that she had no choice because the dog was untrainable and a danger although if you read her book The Carnage doesn’t stop there you put it in a part of a chapter called bad day to be a goat and then after you shot the dog

you quote realiz another unpleasant job needed to be done walking back up to the yard I spotted our billy goat what did the goat do it sounds like she saw it I was like well I can’t leave any Witnesses she could she could have I me come on

she could have at least given the goat an opportunity to prove its loyalty like here’s the gun you shoot the dog don’t forget nobody forced her to tell anybody these stories these are the stories she chose to tell to seem tough for the Maga base in this book

by the way was no going back supposed to be the title or was that what her editor said when they read this section are you sure you want this in there’s no going back what were the alternate titles for God’s sake don’t include this not sure if you’re

kidding LOL were you hacked I don’t know and by the way no is not letting up on this in fact not only is she willing to shoot her dog and goat now she wants to shoot other dogs too South Dakota governor Christy gnome is not backing down defending

her decision to shoot her own dog now implying President Joe Biden’s dog Commander which no longer lives in the White House after several biting incidents should be put down reportedly writes that the first thing she would do if she got to the White House is make sure Joe

Biden’s dog was nowhere on the grounds Commander say hello to Cricket dear Lord this woman has a taste for dog blood it’s like she thought all dogs go to heaven was a personal challenge why why why why is she going so hard on dog killing can cats vote

now what did I miss that for more on this we go live to Christy gnomes ranch with our own Michael Costa Michael Michael how is gnome’s team reacting to this story um they’re not worried at all Jordan this story might upset the coastal Elites but gnomes people are

confident that Real Americans understand that this is just life on the farm was was that a gunshot I just heard yeah it was city boy you know where do you think your chicken comes from it comes from blindfolding the birds leading them into a gravel pit giving them

a last cigarette and shooting them in the back of the head also you can stuff your face on 10-cent wing night it’s how we feed America okay yeah I I think we all understand that death is a part of our food system what’s disturbing is how thoughtlessly Governor

gnome treats her animals yeah but gnome’s team says that’s a real advantage in politics you want a leader who can make hard decisions about the budget without being preoccupied about whether the kids are going to be hungry because they don’t get a school lunch I I’m I’m I’m

sorry was that was that a cow being choked oh here we go oh yeah reality check for you left Coast soy boys all right this is how your steak gets to the supermarket do you think it magically falls from the sky shrink wrapped no Governor Christine Nome sneaks

up behind each cow individually with a piece of piano wire and wraps it tightly around their neck saying sh let it happen let it happen it’s simple honest farmw work Jordan okay okay okay oh I’ll admit I have no idea what that sound was well if you got

out of your media bubble once in a while you would know that pork is produced when an unsuspecting Pig gets into his midsize sedan starts it up and it explodes but does Christy gome get any thanks for rigging up the C4 well not from the New York City

brunch craft okay Michael M look I don’t accept this explanation I think the average rural American treats their animals with more respect than Christy gnome is saying they do what was that oh let me guess you think your mailman meat just grows on trees I guess not Michael

Costa everybody