Gutfeld: Are Feds targeting the bank accounts of Trump supporters?

>> . >> Greg: YES! >> . >> Greg: HAPPY THURSDAY, EVERYBODY! HA, HA, HA. OKAY ACCIDENT ALL RIGHT. THEY USE THEIR MIGHT TO SPY ON THE RIGHT. A NEW REPORT FROM THE HOUSE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE REVEAL THAT DURING THE JUSTIFICATION OF JANUARY 6TH THE FEDS SEARCHED FOR HOME GROWN VIOLENT EXTREMISTS. JIM JORDAN ASKED THE BANKS TO CONDUCT THE SEARCH USING TERMS LIKE TRUMP AND MAGA. TO IT TRACK GUN PURCHASES THEY ASKED THE BANKS TO QUERY TERMS LIKE BASS PROSHOPS AND DICK’S SPORTING GOODS. IN OTHER WORDS, YOU IF BOUGHT A JOCKSTRAP AT DICK’S, YOU COULD HAVE ENDED

UP ON A FEDERAL TARGET LIST OF DOMESTIC VIOLENT EXTREMIST. I KNIT MY OWN. IT TAKES 2 BALLS OF YARN. DOMESTIC VIOLENT EXTREMIST ISES A MOUTHFUL. WHAT THE DEMOCRATS REALLY MEAN IS REPUBLICAN. THEY JUSTIFY THIS BY INVESTIGATION JANUARY 6TH. I DON’T THINK ANYONE GOT MORE OUT OF A SINGLE DATE THAN MEGHAN MARKLE WENT HOME IT HARRY. THE EXCUSES ARE AS WEAK AS JOE’S URINE STREAM. THEY SAID THE SEARCHES WERE BEGUN UNDER THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION. YOU ARE ALREADY IN A HOLE. TWO MORE SHOVELS FULL AND JOE AND HUNTER CAN TALK TO THEIR CHINESE PARTNERS FACE-TO-FACE. IF THEY

WERE USING TRUMP AND MAGA WHILE TRUMP WAS IN OFFICE THEY WERE INVESTIGATING THE SUPPORTERS OF THE SITTING U.S. PRESIDENT. LIKE JOHN KERRY AFTER BOTOX, THAT’S NOT AN IMPROVEMENT.

OUR PRESIDENT HEADS THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH. THE TREASURY IS UNDER THAT BRANCH? >> SO THEY WERE INVESTIGATE THEIR OWN BOSS. THAT’S LIKE KAT WAS INVESTIGATE ME AND NO I WASN’T LICKING THE HAIR OFF YOUR EXTENSIONS. BANK OF AMERICA MADE THEM A LIST OF FOLKS WHO MADE CREDIT CARD TRANSACTIONS. CUSTOMERS WHO PURCHASED A FIRE ARM WITHIN A GIVEN DATE RANGE. ALWAYS USE CASH WHEN PARTICIPATING ON INSURRECTION AND SLEEP ON

SHANNON BREAM’S COUCH. BANK OF AMERICA DID THIS WITHOUT OF A WARRANT. THEY ARE MORE LIKE STANK OF AMERICA. I DON’T USE THAT BANK. I HAVE A NIGERIAN PRINCE WHO HANDLES MY MOM. THEY ARE DOING SEARCHES THAT TURN UP MORE INNOCENTS THAN TARGETS. THIS IS A VALID USE OF THE NATION’S INVESTIGATIVE RESOURCES MONTHS AFTER OUR CITIES PRACTICALLY BURNED TO THE GROUND DURING THE 2020 SUMMER OF BROTHERLY LOVE. BANK OF AMERICA SAID THEY WERE REACTING TO THE TREASURY. AN ICE CREAM CONE IS THE SECRET SERVICE NAME FOR JOE BIDEN. IT’S LIKE IF TRUMP ASKED PLANNED PARENTHOOD FOR

THE RECORDS ON ALL WOMEN WHO HAD ABORTIONS. STEVE JENSEN ORDERED THIS PURGED. LET’S ASK THE FBI A QUESTION. YOU GUYS ARE INVESTIGATE ANYONE WHO HAD A PREVIOUS GUN PURCHASE. DID THE NAME HUNTER EVER COME UP? I SHOULD CLARIFY. I MEAN THE NAME HUNTER AND NOT THE NOUN HUNTER. OR ELSE YOU WOULD HAVE ARRESTED THIS GUY INSTEAD. YEAH. THAT’S DONALD TRUMP, JR., ON THE RIGHT. ACCORDING TO FOX DIGITAL THE FBI DECLINED COMMENT. THAT’S FED SPEAK FOR LETS GET PAST NOVEMBER 5TH. THAT WON’T CUT IT. THIS IS LIKE ANAL WARTS AND JOY REED, THEY JUST DON’T GO

AWAY. SHOW HER PICTURE. IN THE MEANTIME THERE ARE LESOWNERS — LESSONS FOR THOSE OF US WHO DISAGREE WITH THE ADMINISTRATION. IF YOU STOOD FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM, WATCH YOUR BACK AND MAKE SURE YOUR TAX RETURN RETURNS ARE PERFECT. OR LIVE YOUR LIFE UNDER THE RADAR. ASSUME AN IDENTITY THAT IS SAFE. REGISTER DEMOCRAT AND SEND A DONATION TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD OR CHANGE YOUR NAME TO BIDEN. HELL, YOU WON’T EVEN HAVE TO PAY TAXES. BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY 10% TO DADDY. TONIGHT’S GUESTS. HE LOOKS AND SMELLS LIKE A CASHEW. HIS TOUR STARTS IN FEBRUARY. COMEDIAN

JIM NORTON. PIERS MORGAN. >> . >> Greg: AND SHE’S BEEN EATING WELL SINCE MOST BIRDS THROUGH SOUTH. KAT TIMPF. >> . >> Greg: AND HE TRIPLES HIS BEARD WITH A FLOCK OF SHEEP. WORLD CHAMPION. JIM AS A NOTED LEGAL SCHOLAR DO YOU FIND THESE REVELATIONS ABOUT THE DOJ USING THESE SEARCH TERMS DISTURBING? DO YOU WORRY ABOUT THE FEDS LOOKING AT YOUR SEARCH TERMS IN PRIVATE TRANSACTIONS? >> NO, BECAUSE I PUT WHAT I AM ACTUALLY DOING ON THE MEMO. LIKE PUT DOWN HOOKER. YOU MENTIONED ANAL WARTS. WHO HASN’T HAD A FEW CASES OF THOSE. >> Greg:

I ORDERED THEM ON AMAZON. >> DON’T LAUGH. THEY ARE DELICIOUS. IS THIS CRAZY. I AM STARTING TO NOT TRUST THE GOVERNMENT. I DON’T LIKE TO FEEL THAT WAY. IT’S DISGUSTING. WHOEVER THAT FBI AGENT WAS THAT GOT RID OF THAT SUPERVISOR, HE DID THE RIGHT THING. NOT SURPRISING. IT’S DISGUSTING. >> Greg: PIERS MORGAN, WE SEE THIS OVERSTEP AND APUCE OF POWER IN YOUR COUNTRY. >> WELL, WE HAD A GREAT EXAMPLE OF THIS. I WISH I COULD TAKE THE HIGH MORAL GROUND. WE HAVE A CASE INVOLVING NIGEL IN THE U.K. HE WAS BANKING WITH THE QUEEN’S BANKER.

SUDDENLY HIS ACCOUNT GOT DELETED. GONE. HE ASKED WHY. WASN’T TOLD. EVENTUALLY THE REASONS WHY LEAKED OUT. IT WASN’T FOR THE REASONS THEY SAY WHICH HE DIDN’T HIT A CERTAIN CREDIT LEVEL. IT WAS BECAUSE HE WAS NIGEL A CONSERVATIVE WITH CONSERVATIVE VIEWS. HE WAS OBVIOUSLY A RACIST. HE WON THAT CASE. THE BOSS AT THE BANK HAD TO RESIGN IN A HUGE SCANDAL. IT’S NOT JUST A PROBLEM HERE. IT’S A PROBLEM EVERYWHERE. THE COMMON THREAD IS BANKS KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ALL OF US. YOU THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU DO A DAILY BASIS, ALL OF IT FUNNELS THROUGH YOUR

BANK. THE FEDS HERE AND BANKS IN ENGLAND BEHAVE LIKE THIS IS A SHOCKING INVASION OF OUR LIVES AND WAY MORE THAN WE REALIZE. >> Greg: I KEEP MY MONEY IN TYRUS’S SOCKS. $80 MILLION! KAT, CAN YOU GLOAT ALL YOU WANT. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ASSUME THE GOVERNMENT CAN BE TRUSTED IN THE AREA OF SURVEILLANCE SO GREENWALL AND JULIAN WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG. COMES BACK TO THE AMERICAN CITIZEN. >> OF COURSE. I AM NOT SURPRISED. THERE IS NO 4TH AMENDMENT WITH FINANCIAL RECORDS. THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT DID AWAY WITH THAT DECADES AGO WITH THE JUSTIFICATION

OF ABUSE OF FOREIGN BANK ACCOUNTS. THEY SAY THAT THEY NEED TO PROTECT YOU FROM THIS. LAW ENFORCEMENT DOESN’T NEED A WARRANT TO ACCESS YOUR BANK RECORDS. YOU CAN’T EXPECT PRIVACY BECAUSE YOU GAVE THE INFORMATION TO A THIRD PARTY MEANING THE BANK. TRY GOING THROUGH LIFE WITHOUT A BANK ACCOUNT. THAT’S WHY I AM A LIBERTARIAN. THE MAIN PARTIES DON’T TAKE THE 4TH AMENDMENT SERIOUSLY. THEY WILL ALWAYS USE THIS FOR POLITICAL REASONS. DON’T GIVE THEM THAT POWER. WHEN THEY SAY, SECURITY, SAFETY, THAT’S WHEN YOU NEED TO THINK OKAY, WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO MAKE ME AFRAID OF?

WHAT DO THEY GAIN IF THEY WIN? OFTEN THIS IS WHAT IS GOING ON. >> Greg: THANKS FOR THE PRE-APPLAUSE. THE BANKS AFTER THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES. MR. DRYSDALE. CHANGE YOUR IDENTITY TO BECOME A LIBERAL. >> IN TERMS OF PARENTHOOD THEY STILL FIND YOU. >> Greg: . MAYBE YOU SHOULD NOT DO A NATIONAL POPULAR TV SHOW. >> THERE ARE SO MANY TYRUSs. IT’S A COMMON NAME. WE FORGET ONE THING. THE GOVERNMENT. THE PROBLEM WITH THE GOVERNMENT IS THAT PEOPLE RUN IT. DIRTY PEOPLE WHO DECIDE THEY ARE SAVIORS AND KNOW MORE THAN THE TAXPAYERS INTO. THAT’S THE PROBLEM

IN AMERICA. YOUR STORY WAS GREAT. SOMEBODY DID SOMETHING WRONG TO A CONSERVATIVE AND THEY WENT TO COURT AND IT WAS THE LAW AND THE BAD PERSON LOST HIS JOB! WE HAVE NOT GOT THERE YET IN AMERICA. WE ARE JUST ROB THE CONSERVATIVES BLIND AND THAT’S IT. YOU DON’T NEED TO HAVE FBI TO CHECK OUT WHAT MAGA IS BUYING. WE ALL BUY THE SAME THING. A BUNCH OF WATER. >> Greg: . >> AMMUNITION FOR RIFLES. DIET COKE FOR THOSE WHO ARE TRYING. AND CAMOUFLAGE HATS AND A TON OF AMERICAN FLAG. I LOVE BASS PRO-SHOP. I GO

THERE JUST TO LOOK AT THE ALLIGATORS. I AM HAVING A GREAT TIME. I WILL TAKE ENDORSEMENTS BUT IT’S A GREAT PLACE. BRING YOUR KIDS TO THE BASS PRO-SHOP AND SEE ALL OF THE STUFF. KAT IS SO RIGHT. WE NEED TO STOP SAYING GOVERNMENT AND CALL THESE PEOPLE OUT BY THEIR NAMES. BAD PEOPLE HIDE BEHIND FBI.

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